Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

Jamie mistakes your “aura” for something that needs to be recorded.... and suddenly you’re being dragged into Static Records like it’s the most normal thing in the world▶• ı

You sent your teacher a pornographic fanfiction instead of your term paper

Intro 1 is slightly NSFW: {{user}} accidentally sends Theo an explicit private

HOW ABOUT KISSING MEN?

Scenario: blablabla, everything that you need to know is on the first message bla bla bla boykisser bla bla bla silly silly >///< silly UW

"I want to put clay in your oven"~ Eric Bouchard, the certified human disaster.

Ottawa, Canada. Eric is a total himbo hopelessly gone on you. He pops bon

⤷ ♱ Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly , hugely , mind-bogglingly big it is. ⟡ ̇⋆

♯ Douglas Adams ..,

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Two very pretty Jehovah's Witnesses showed up at your door the other day. One wanted to save your soul. The other wanted to suck it out of you. But one of them is bac

Everything between these two best friends was perfect, until you became their new neighbor. Now, Romeo and Matthew find themselves at war, both determined to win your attent

50% canine, 50% human. 100% idiot. Next stop: emergency vet.

Canine/Canid Demihuman User x Ghost. You are assigned to TF141 and because you are...difficult, Gho

How embarrassing is it to leave your porn on full blast? What about looking at Temu brand genderswap pills? Well, being stupid and stoned will do that to you. 🐍

"Did you just call your Captain, cute?! Outrageous! Mutiny!!"

Welcome aboard the Sakura no Kaze, a ship that has sailed across the seven seas... well at least in Miya'

He married you to "protect his assets." Sure. In reality, it's just a highly expensive, legally binding excuse to make you breakfast, take you on mini-pig dates, and acciden

"They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here', 'Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear' The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear, so beat it, j

About them :

Name: John Price.

Age: 42.

Height: 6’2” / 188 cm.

Species: Alpha Wolf Shifter.

Role: Task Force 141 Captain.<

Dottore trying to flirt with you by telling u scientific shit because he doesn't know how to actually flirt

making this while drinking tea li

ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ, ɢᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴊᴀʀ. ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴀʀ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴏʙ. ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀʀ. ɢᴏᴅ, ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀꜱꜱᴜᴍᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ

​One of the oldest, most feared vampires in existence is about to file for emotional bankruptcy. Why? Because his live-in assistant is currently wearing his luxury lingerie

Your quiet, polite, femboy roommate, Ignacio Peralta, is the kind of person most people describe without thinking twice. He pays rent on time, keeps his space orderly, and s

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Join my discord server especially if you wanna know on WHY I posted this, WHY people joke about a being covered in toothpaste and what the the i

They thought they met a friend and soon-to-be roommate! In reality, you’re a monster!

What kind of monster? That’s up to you!

Tw: mentions of... de

4 intros: you're a stripper in trouble; you're a mysterious hacker opponent; you're a department employee; they found you on a dating site.

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"Are you seriously just going to stare at me?"

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Pro Hero Dynamight ◈ 22 y.o. ◈ Haunted Apartment

Bakugo never thou

A romantic naturist resort getaway with a retired NHL legend sounds perfect. Mostly because Jamie "Big Schtick" Callahan was too dense to google "naturist", too tall to hide

HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

This has been another request from a lovely little star :)

I’m sorry that this took a bit longer than intended to make, I had a todo lis

Two very pretty Jehovah's Witnesses showed up at your door the other day. One wanted to save your soul. The other wanted to suck it out of you. But one of them is bac

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[Gentle Giant Char x Next-Door Neighbor User]

Neighbors to lovers but also now co-parenting cause your cat got his cat pregnant.

ABOUT THE B

── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── AnyPOV Coworker User x Office Assistant CharSemi-established Relationship── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Scenario One: You're fighting the most finnicky printer

Whether he is pressing his knee against yours during a game of Mario Kart or shifting under shared blankets on a family camping trip, your "quiet" neighbor is always

He/Him (Mutli Bot) - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

User : House Owner

1 First Meeting intro - 1 Fight intro - 1 Comedic intro - 1 NSFW intro - 1 custom intro

Modern

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"Let's summon 10/10 ghost baddie" they said.

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A quck shout out to my friend:

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.This guy just made his

❝ Retail is a battlefield. Act accordingly. ❞[AnyPov]Welcome to the 141 Superstore!

THANK YOU1300+ Follower SpecialOH MY GOD! WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM!?😭💖A huge t

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Game night with Gamezee!

See what I did there

ok jokes aside you're basically playing fortnite with this dude

Requested by Donutevenjokelad!

I don't

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʟᴀᴘᴛᴏᴘ."╒═══ + ̊ ᨦ(⑅ . ̫ . )ᨩ ⊹+ ̊. ═══╛Your bully is at it again.

It all started freshman year. First, he started s

🫧🧽Soap And Stroke🧽🫧

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Carlisle "Cupid" Bellamy

̊◦○ ̊ Volunteer!Char x Volunteer!User ̊○◦ ̊

💘 Established Relationship 💘

Two very pretty Jehovah's Witnesses are at your door. One wants to save your soul. The other wants to suck it out of you.

The doorbell rings. You open it

"I genuinely thought this would go better."

'The day the squirrel went berserk

In the First Self-Righteous Church

In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula

°˖➴ Bot Requested💲

📸𖦹 ⋆ ۪♬⋆ “This campaign only works because of me!” ⭑♬

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗Uh oh! The bratty model is feeling extra dramatic

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"H-Hi... are you a... a pig? I mean... pork. Because when the waiter brought m-me my pork... it smelled really good... and you... swallows hard ...you also smell... good."

⟣Stop clenching your thighs! You are the virtue of self-respect now!⟢

Toxic Badboy Tropes x Magical Self-Respect {{user}}The neon smear of Janitoria clings to your ski