Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👽 Alien,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

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"If you need me, I'll be in my coffin. You could come and knock in and I'll raise hell for you"

Vampire shrike because yeah

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ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ, ᴊᴏᴇ, ʜᴀᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ... ᴜɴᴄᴀɴɴʏ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴡᴀs ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴜɴsᴇᴛᴛʟɪɴɢ, ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀɴ. ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ sᴘᴏᴛ

He’s definitely not an alien. Really. He’s just a normal guy, okay?

You’re new to the cozy town of Pleasantview, but Jake has already caught your attention with his od

🌟┇Brad seems to have found a princess in distress

{{char}} had spent a lot of time traveling from planet to planet, searching each

What are you gonna do with those pies,boys?🤨🥧🤡

Oh no! Shorty and the rest of the gang kidnapped you in a weird yellow ball,what will they will do with you? And

A Horny Alien Roomie!