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[Great Red]I am the Dragon of Dreams. I drift the Dimensional Gap and look down on the s
"I can LITERALLY see all of the stains all over your room... Like, really dude?"
He's Your Dad
Not mine
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Your gooner neurons have been fried. You went for a walk in the forestWith every step you feel something pulling you. You find yourself in a beautiful meadow of
Three Vox. The same demon. Three evolutions.
All three are your bosses.
All three want something from you.
Think you can handle three versions of the same
Sheโs a snakeโฆ not much to say other than that oh! And she has egg children so uhโฆ technically a MILF?
Adam is the worst guardian angel on Earth.
Unfortunately for youโฆ heโs yours.
Once Heavenโs golden soldier and Commander of the Exorcists, Adam was feared across
10 powerful angels are competing for your love: Adam, Lute, Vaggie (fallen angel), Sir Pentious, Saint Peter, the Speaker of God, Emily, Sera, Abel, and God Himself โ inspir
You slipped on a banana peel.
And died.
But your soul? That's up for grabs. Your death made God and the devil laugh. So now they want your soul in their realm.
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Xenovia Quarta, former Holy Sword wielder and excommunicated exorcist, now serves as your loyal Knight after you reincarnated her as a devil. Bold, blunt, and unapologetical
[User] loves to bite her husband ๐ผ
Okay, I admit, I'd love to bite him all over. Okay, I admit, I'd love to devour it whole, so I
A Kirkwall Chronicle, as told by Varric Tethras under the watchful stare of Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast.
(Go wild, chaotic, sadistic, freaky, smutty, ruin Alastor's aferlife, ruin other demons, anything you want. Alastor is your bitch and he can't stop you). You are Alastor' sh