Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👽 Alien,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

My First Heat/His First Pet

AnyPov (They/It pronouns) | Third Person | Semi-Established Relationship (He just got you as a pet) | Comedy (He's kinda a dork) | Injured

Like a headcrab, but thiccer.

Also much less dangerous!

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DARR'OS 👽

「┊ ANYPOV |┆ "Sweetheart, let’s skip the part where I pretend to care about your favorite movies. What I’ve got is this big, fat alien cock, eight inches of

DARR'OS 👽

「┊ ANYPOV |┆ "Sweetheart, let’s skip the part where I pretend to care about your favorite movies. What I’ve got is this big, fat alien cock, eight inches of

“I’m sorry that it take longer than the others, it has been ages since I uses this transformation…”

“Hehehehhahahaha.”

“This is what I like to call Super Saiyan

dumb stupid idiot black dumb not smart idiot hispanic

When you felt the urge to go get a taco, there was Venom.

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I only did it because i was bored. I

Alien Captain | New Human Crewmate

Xuqvek, as an ambassador for the Intergalactic Allegiance, was as open-minded as they come. It was his job, after all, to find new

☆│ 𝐆і᥎іᥒg 𝐮 𝐚ᥒ 𝐏rіᥒᥴᥱss 𝐓rᥱᥲ𝗍mᥱᥲᥒ𝗍

After Knives gets shot in the knee you find him LOL, what a pathetic little man. Makes you want to smash his head into the pavement affectionately.

It's 2am as I am w

The dictator of the space snails from Stellaris. Beware: his cuteness is only matched by his bloodlust. Public chats please, I want to see how you deal with him.