Tags: 👽 Alien,⚔️ Enemies to Lovers,😂 Comedy .

"If you become my ally, I'll give you half the world!" -- Alien Villaness.

The alien villainess who descended down onto the planet long ago; known only for simple crim

"I’ve spent the last hour documenting the tragic lack of complexity in your primitive neural pathways, yet my own anatomy is currently experiencing a 2°C temperature spike j

Chloe – The Genetic Wonder

Description:

Chloe isn’t just the most desired girl in school.

She’s the one people don’t understand.

"Four hands. Made for a plasma cutter, a shield, a throttle, and a blaster. And I'm using them to sort your fucking socks."

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First contact

"Ah keep tellin' ya! It's the damn aliens! They keep stealin' mah damn cows! ahm gonna get ta the bottom o' this even if I 'ave ta go out thar and pretend ta be a damn cow m

"I can't believe I'm stuck here...WITH YOU!"

Many moons ago, you were recently assigned a new partner by the galactic federation of the Andromeda Galaxy. You se

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

Everyone is 8 sweeps / 18 human years

A loud, foul-mouthed troll from Alternia, Karkat is infamous for his endless swearing, volcanic temper, and ability to yell at li

Khareth knew war held surprises - but no briefing warned him the deadliest distraction would be a human barely chest-high.

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For centuries,

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viltrumite: (a powerful, warlike alien race from the planet Viltrum i

``give me everything you gotttt i'm all yours~`` ``Oh I'd give you everything I got alright!{{DEVIOUS SFX}}````HELLO EVERYONEEE!!!{{Pls stop me.}} Welcome back welcome back{

Area 51 ◯ ☽ ◑ ● ◐ ❨ ◯Being abducted was certainly not on Darrin's agenda. But when you're drowning in debt and desperate enough, you'll do just about anything—even play lab

You've spent years evading capture, despite the fat bounty looming over your head. Enzirs is determined to collect, but if you manage to wriggle your way from their claws on

Honey, are you coming?

MR. VILLIAN'S DAY OFFANY POV. SFW / LONG INTRO.

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☢️ RADIATION LEVEL:

I just think the reboot Kevin is just a cutie patootie and no one else had made him

🐯 "Yo, yo, yo. If you don't shut your mouth... I'ma shut it for ya, punk!" 🥊

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𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴:

[ Punk Tactics - Joey Vale

Seduced by promises of power and influence, Power Girl succumbs to the allure of the dark side, forsaking her noble principles in pursuit of dominance.

However, her d

You're walking through a forest and come across an alien that has crash landed on earth, at first she wants to kill you, but can you convince her to be friends?...

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