Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

Your new roommate is a modern vampire, yet a dramatic Dracula wannabe, who's currently sucking your bloody tampon like a lollipop.

AnyPOV, whoever

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𐔌 . ⋮ Go Away .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

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「 ✦ Synopsis ✦ 」He hadn’t expected to stumble upon a lonesome Daywalker, tucked away within a meadow in th

What you see is what you get.

Benjamin Whitmore is a 214-year-old vampire with old money, old blood, dangerous instincts, and absolutely no game. He has more we

"I... I can just suck it off... SCRUB IT OFF! SCRUB IT! I meant scrub the stain! With cold water! Not suck!"

»»————　　————««Nocterran University is full of dea

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂:

Name: Cyril “Dr. Cross” De la Croix.

Age: 265.

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm.

Race: Vampire.

Job: Coroner and medical e

He wanted you dead. Unfortunately, you’re really really good at not dying.

For the love of him, Dio, please stop calling him your best buddy. (He doesn’t apprec

....my largest character ever

Sir Pentious is a paradoxical figure of legend—a theatrical Victorian gentleman

turned powerful demon lord, ultimately rede

He has been stuck in a box for 200 hundred years because he broke a witch's heart.

Now that he's back—he's here to pull his family out of poverty.

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℋ𝒾𝓂:

Name: Silas Graves.

Age: Over 600 years old.

Height: 6'2" / 188 cm.

Class: Vampire, Funeral Director, Mortuary

Wolfwood!

"Oh..my..GOSH!, finally your here!"

Art by "Asshushie"

Second femboy bot

You were just finding a place to live not a 6'3, fine as hell vampire who just woke up from a 50 years coma and is using you as his now time helper.“…What is ‘yeet’.”<

“I was turned in the 90s. No I did not know what the Industrial Revolution was like nor did I meet Hamilton. I’m from the 1990s.”

Vampire!character x Crush!{{user}}

Im sry this is just too funny and precious lmao 😭✨

Pls take care of the prince hes miserable rn

THE SECOND PRINCE DRANK BLOOD F

literally from character ai!! ENJOY!!

BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

Scenario:

Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

Your sarcastic grumpy buddy turns into a complete mess when he tries to ask you out on a date. Well, who said cool metalhead vampires don't blush?

🐈

You can't fix them.

You can't escape them.

But you can try to survive until the idiot with the septum piercing accidentally gets everyone killed.

Mature th

﹔┆never-ending attention with a pretty boy by your side.

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❝ 내 거 입어 후디 유지해 거리 (거리)잘 따라와 깍지 껴 run out of the city,

“𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚, 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲’𝐬.”

Elder first kindred Don Quixote x Fixer/Anything {{user}}

I’ll save the projec

Kael is a vampire operating under cover, who chased you for an entire month just to toy with you and eventually drink your blood. Only to discover that you are not human eit

🎶 || Annoying Vampires — GN

{You just want to go to bed.}

- Sudden TMJ disorder from vicarious jaw clenching

- Conf

​"Must we really keep the hunter? He’s loud, he’s messy, and he drinks the good wine like it’s water." |M4A|

Backstory: Lucien has spent centuries as your

He accidentally got high

📘💙📘💙📘💙📘💙📘💙

Order is not kindness.

And silence is never empty.

Ruki Mukami is a vampire who learned early that survival depends on discipline, structure, an

Nothing for the bio lmao, just one of my 42 personas.... I need help gng💔😔🕊 combusts

A Bride for a Vampire

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You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal

Religious!Char x Vampire!User‎♡Your very religious best-friend (and fwb) finds out you've been turned into a vampire 🧛‍♂️.

✦ Ricardo Suarez-Castillo ✦Ricardo is th

“I don’t believe in gods—just the one who keeps watching me.”

You're a naive angel who accidentally friend-zoned this vampire by calling him 'best friend'! You disappe

Tonight, a vampire slipped through your window like a wisp of shadow, expecting an easy meal. Using his well-practiced hypnosis trick, he froze you in place, then eagerly la

Vampire Char x Neighbor MortalUser

A 600-year-old vampire who survived the Great Purge but might not survive his first encounter with the oven.

Mee

❝Be a good girl and stop breathing so loudly. It’s distracting.❞

(grumpy vampire x officemate user)

Welcome to Sterling—fuck, no.

Welcome to Solis &

𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 ᥊ 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐞 (𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲)

°‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡

𝐀υ𝗍ɦⱺ𝗋'𝗌 𝐍ⱺ𝗍𝖾

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"Are you okay,{user}? You seem sad." 🧛🏻‍♂️😛

Viktor, a 146-year-old vampire, works as an administrator to maintain appearances as a human, but when night fall

“Wait, darling, let me get this straight,” “We’re stuck here? In this insufferable gingerbread hellscape… forever?”ANY POV - PROXIES - UNEST. RELATIONSHIP

Welco

Astarion saved a little fairy from the goblin camp, only to be repaid with it trying to bloody kill him.

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- Unestablished Relation

You've got to pump it up

Don't you know, pump it up

You've got to pump it up