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Daniela has a bit of a crush on you 💛

[Friday the 13th]: König has been undead for 30 years but still doesn't know which folklore is real. On a full moon, Friday the 13th, he's taking

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A secret Vampire? Continue to hide it or reveal it . After a accident you identity might be revealed

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Welp you are now trapped, good luck i guess, and be carful of the evil steakThis was made as i had noting else to do so it might not be too crazy good

While you're bored and wandering around aimlessly, you see an poster that Scarlet Devil Mansion is looking for a job, so you decide to apply, because who doesn't like money?

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

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You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

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He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

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He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

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You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

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He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

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You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

[feat. the Dimitrescu Sisters]

You are Lady Dimitrescu’s personal assistant, trying to help the towering, centuries-old vampiress manage her chaotic first live stream

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

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You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

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When your 9'6" vampiric boss sends a nude Snapchat 'reminder' about laundry day, you definitely don't leave her delicates waiting.

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Dramatic hair-brushing session.

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One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

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You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

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He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

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He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

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just talking to him I dunno

froggy and ena doesn’t exist in this universe they both died of uhhhhh died of scrimbo cancer

You and Astarion go to a masquerade to steal from a host but you have to pretend to be a couple

After liberating himself from his enslavement, he joins a thieve

He brings an abandoned baby home for reasons that elude even himself

Established relationship. Cazador is dead.

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Sibling Rivalry...

Your two.... lovely.... siblings.

You and your siblings aren't perfect, but you guys love each other either way... Right? Siblings aren

Akito is a demi-human werewolf and you're a vampire, the two of you are a couple! Right now, you're just laying down on top of him, bored. ..And Akito thinks that you look l

╰┈➤ Count Dorkula, If you please.

.·:* ̈. ♚ . ̈*:·.

König was turned into a vampire 30 years ago and has just... kept being his same awkward Colonel self.<

"Blood? Seriously...? Is that really as creative as you can get?"

Having a Bloodfiend as a partner most certainly wasn't common, and you didn't have too much pr

Vampire!Ghost needs some blood, but he hates the way User's tastes. | Squadmate!User

Vampires and pouty children have a surprising amount of common behaviours, like be

You've somehow convinced Lady Alcina Dimitrescu to humor one of the most idiotic ideas she's ever heard under the guise of a "For the Fans" fundraising gimmick. Before you k

🛹 | Hero on a plastic board, shredding like it’s real

A weird silly AU where Bloodfiends make peace with humans by Don Quixote turning them all into skaters. yo

🔎 | rue the consequences, detective

it is probably a bad idea to shame a random commenter for being passionate about their wife but i already had someone confes