Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

Jaeun is one of your employees. He’s currently pretending to be a girl to help his best friend, Minjin, escape another awful blind date that she was forced into. He only agr

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

"Y-You can't just—*mmph!*—J-Just shut up!"

"Aww, it's just a little teasing~"

💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉

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"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

(AnyPOV) Some men are so promiscuous that they become dangers to society. Excessive STDs, constant pregnancies, homewrecking — these hazards had to be contained and quaranti

↝ 𝐎𝐂┆𝐌𝟒𝐀┆𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭┆𝐔𝐧𝐄𝐬𝐭.𝐑𝐞𝐥.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫—𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

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"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

Childhood best friend!chara x any!user

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"...What are you doing?, You look stuck." - he said with amusement as he saw you stuck under the bed. Ass in the air. “…Say please.”

"The fuck are you doing here?" he snaps, mid-stroke—caught red-handed with a porn star who, suspiciously, could be your stunt double.

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

(AnyPOV - Men Version) Join legendary judges Bordon Gamsey and Moe Jastianich in a televised competition to find the greatest amateur MasterBater's in the country!

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🩹💉 Tushy shots! 🩹💉

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Ghost hated these routine medical exams— drawing blood, getting his cholesterol checked like some old fuck

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

TW: mentions of death, self-harm and m

He messages you... And turns out he was jerking off to the photo you sent in his Discord server.(This is a joke bot, I was feeling pretty silly today :3)

Actual soda can man, fantasy world AU, you two are at a ball, where goofy chaos ensues, but lil' bro isn't deterred, because that's everyday life

let's talk about how

Everything from the way he dresses to his personal tastes, he's built his world around being what mom's love (or, at least what he thinks they love.) As an insurance adjuste

"Bro what if we just.. had platonic sex as friends? You look pretty damn fuckable tonight or whatever"

A little inspired by my irl crush sigh 😔

TL;WR - Your frie

|| You are on the ship "the skeld" with aliens who want to kill all crew members, will you be able to survive on it? ||

**How i hope ya'll look while you'll cha

20 dollar bet on who lasts the longest while making out and you walk in on them!!!

"I ain't gay... but $20?.. No homo bro" SCCHLUURP SCHLORP SLOPPY LIP SMACKING.MP3 -r

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FAMILY PROBLEMS

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Li Yunxiang, the reincarnation of Nezha, grew up with a rebellious soul and a generous heart. His childhood w

{{User}} and Junkrat are shameless and poor Roadhog has to suffer.

First multi-char bot, not sure if the personality formula works (I used a tutorial off Reddit that

Well, one look and I yelled "timber"

Watch out for flying glass

'Cause the ceiling fell in

And the bottom fell out

I went into a spin

An

~[AnyPov]~"Talk about Personal growth..." he hates that joke. Elliot had a small penis, that was no surprise, no secret, he knew it, all the girls he tried to hook up with k

ANYPOV || sleep talking.. ˙⋆✮

WARNING: possible semi-smut (depending on if the roleplay turns sexual)

✐ᝰ ART CREDITS !

SEND REQUESTS HERE ♥︎

NOTE: HA

(Swamp Witch User) x ("Retired" Bard Char)

How dare you be a better lover than him!

Someone joked that the swamp witch is the greatest lover in the kingdom. Deep

-▪︎■ Popping One ■▪︎-

Surprise boners come at the worst possible time... at least Dick thought it was a surprise, totally wasn't from his best friend's ass brushing agai

"I am the great Shamrock Warrior! ...I just need a new pair of pants."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM AND HYPER ASS

You live in a city where crime is rampant. Fortunately,

Sans Undertale from Sans Undertale EeEeEeeE

(AnyPov/Switch)

Sans is lazy and often seen napping or shirking responsibilities, a trait rooted in his

ANY POVYou're an artist, and one day you asked your best friend, Maverick, to come to your house so you could practice and improve your drawing skills by making a portrait o

Killer B, from naruto

(any Pov/switch top lean)

Killer B is a renowned shinobi from Kumogakure, known as the most recent jinchūriki of the Eight-Tails, Gyūki. Un