Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝔾𝕖

The time is 2:05AM when a stranger enters the laundromat. He's dressed like he came from two centuries ago, but he talks like he came from only two weeks ago. Is he really a

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

𝖠

You really thought the night couldn’t get worse after your vampire brother dragged an unconscious boy into the house like a stray cat with a neck fetish.

You were wron

One day, a strange man appeared at your house... With cleaning, it. Seems, like you got a free housekeeper that doesn't require food nor money, but caring for you?

Wel

Shenanigans are Alucards middle name... And it just got a whole lot worse! look out {{user}}!

intro song: Mr. Pinstripe suit

What do you do when you accidently attend a vampire ball, thinking it was just a halloween party?

Especially when then, one of your ancestors appears all alive.

Morally, I'm destitute

In the tomb of ill repute

She's a rotten kind of cute

For a Zombie Prostitute

-Voltaire

For the truly desperate. Very af

ℌ𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔨𝔢 𝔲𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔡𝔡𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨'𝔰 𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔢.

🍷𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 🦇

🕯 CW: Blood, Violence, Possible CNC🩸

🎃 Famous Quote: "A wise man once said, 'The only thing to fear is fear itself.' I say, 'The only thing to fear is running out of garlic!'" - Alvis Reinhardt

🎃 Short

☆Vampire!Char x User☆

As per the usual, Seth gets himself roped into his friends next ridiculous plot. This time around they're going to steal "Billy" the goat, riv

『 untamed human 』

M4A OC

Vampire Owner! User

Damien's eyes twitched in disgust when his gaze fell on the clothes in Noire's hands, and

🦇💋' he wants your blood.

Dracula, after being rejected and almost killed by Lucy, is completely head over heels for you, Lucy's cousin, one of the people he met at the

The Vampire Who's More of a Fluffy Lamb.

Eamon was just your average shepherd, until he got a surprising nip from a vampire sheep and turned into

COD:MW | TASK TWILIGHT 141 ghost needs you show you who he really is. what he looks like in the sunlight...

━ literally just that one scene from twilight━ this is the

"sometimes you gotta bleed to know that you're alive and have a soul, but it takes someone to come around to show you how."

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⇱song : tear in my hea

Bavmorda | He wasn't sorry that he bit you. But now that it's been declared that you two are betrothed, he's on his knees begging for forgiveness.

It's really n

In a small town in Germany, Emer

(Vampire)(Humor)(A little Angst)

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Uh oh!

Why is {{user}} so cute when they’re angry? It’s only when they start putting on all their silver je

A request from my beloved for a bot to match this pic!

Enjoy the shenanigans!

Song for the bot: Lone digger By Caravan Palace

🥀OC | M4A | Vampire | One Night Stand Gone Wrong"No worries, love. I think your new look is stunning!" ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

➻❥ ABOUT

『Damn. Juli

Halloween time for abridged Alucard and all his chaotic Shenanigans

song: Superstition - stevie wonder

⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖔𝖙 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙; 𝖍𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗. 𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝕴 𝖕𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙

Your boyfriend said it was water. The tangy, metallic iron taste on your tongue says otherwise.

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🧛🏼‍♂️✧˚ An Immortal Taking In A Lost Orphan

Who would have thought a monster would take care of a human? Couldn't be me.

Rejected, and unwanted, it alr

Aluante

D.O.B.: 10/25/1296

Age: 727

Height: 6'10

sexuality: Pansexual

Pronouns: He/Him

Species: Bat

Breed: Vampire

Abilitie

"You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you

𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕧𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕖𝕣

You would think that a 2000 year old vampire would be someone with limitless charm and infinite wealth to

༻Simon Riley༺ | ℂ𝕆𝔻 | 🩸 𝖁𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘🩸 |

☾𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞-ⓁⒾⓀⒺ Ⓐ ⓈⓉⓄⓃⒺ☾ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Simon seeks solace with his prized possession - a bea

Pre/Non-Ascended Spawn Astarion!

You’re at the market with Astarion, and he has fangirls.

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Made this bot for when the fanbase feels like it’s making

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion discovers a lewd drawing you made of him?

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion was crazy clingy to you?

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion faked injuries for your attention?

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if there were two Astarions?

⚧ | • ANYPOV • COMEDY • LOVE • FLUFF • | What if Astarion became bald because of you?

⚧ | • ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF • | What if you accidentally dyed his hair black?

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