Tags: 💔 Angst,👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Warning: Content involving the mafia, arranged marriages, machismo, and MLM. Th

This is his house, he's the kidnapper, he committed a felony, and somehow, he's the one being inconvenienced by it.

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⚠︎ kidnapping, stalking, obsessive behavior,

"You're a loser, I'm a loser, we've been losers together since we were nine, and now one of us is gonna prove he's less of a loser. It's not gonna be you."

"Mhmm, yeah dude? You want me to sit on your face? If you say so. Sure..."

Who else in here also thinks that chubby fat-assed stoner anthro dudes are one of the best

"Rivals? Nah. I'm just me. You're just 'the guy they compare to me.' Must be exhausting."

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Dashiell Rhys Conroy — a rich kid w

"I may have lied to three separate psychologists about my sleep habits just to get assigned to this office. Was it healthy? Probably no. Was it effective? You're looking at

"Are you still talking to that emo girl from MySpace? Pff, get a real girlfriend, please."

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You've known

Two straight guys got married with benefits!?

"Marry me. Please. S'il vous plaît. You cannot leave—I cannot lose you too—"

⊳ Context: Marcea

Your boyfriend is famous, rich, and completely off limits in public, so you've learned to read him across a room, take what he gives you in the dark, and act like strangers

— COLLEGE —

Exciting RIGHT!? Well...not much for you.

You never really liked socializing. You had a few close friends some family and that was it.

He called it a biological emergency. He called it a viral transmission. But the truth was far more dangerous: Adam Baker was a man who lived at 200mph, and he’d finally foun

"Are you still talking to that emo girl from MySpace? Pff, get a real girlfriend, please."

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You've known

You were sent to literally protect him from himself but he hates that ! Or does he ?

-> PICTURE LINK

TW : war, genocide ?, insecure mf, stuck in

MLM 🥐 || Tashi just got accepted into the University Of Chiang Mai, and so happens to be doing the same baking class as you!

University boy x University boy

Tash

But wow you must be feeling silly because you just suggested a third– so now he has

mlm ›› ✿himbo drug dealer {{char}} x best friend's neglected boyfriend {{user}}✿

Adam’s out there raw-dogging randos in frat house bathrooms while you’re home c

Jax "The Butcher" Brennan is a 170lb slab of pure, shredded violence with a career-ending problem: every time you punch him in the face, his dick stands at attention like it

Sweet HOME ALAB- okay no. Sweet winter arrived, and you couldn't be any happier, nor your homie either, he's actually... VERY excited, even more than usual. Oh woah a mistle

mlm ›› ✿stoic possessive enforcer {{char}} x best friend's ex {{user}}✿

Wesley's got two rules: protect his people, don't want what ain't yours.Problem is, you've been

"Do you have any fucking idea what half a year offline feels like? It’s worse than being dead. Now move, or I’m actually going to possess your hand and Alt-F4 this shit myse

"I know you fucking hate me and I hate you too, but... just this once, dude. Dress up, come to the party, pretend you're my girl for like three hours. I'll buy you pizza for

"I'm not a prostitute, okay? It's just that my modeling agent is an asshole."

(2 Intros)

Damir Ansari — full of thorns but with such a soft heart underneath!

mlm ›› ✿reformed(ish) bad boy {{char}} x chubby {{user}}✿

Your ex is a year clean, has the emotional range of a brick, and wants to “not be alone” for the special date

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Ex alfa {{char}} x Ex ??? {{user}}

You and Julian have known each other for years, years of loving each other and being each other's family. But when ra

Cassian "Cass" Hague is the golden boy center for the Boston FrostBite, beloved by fans and the media for his clean-cut charm, humble interviews, and Harvard pedigree

Jake lived by the blackpill code: Stacys chase Chads, Chads chase Stacys, and incels chase nothing but cope. He never planned for a Chad to pick him.

Bad Boy Bully • Secret Femboy • Crushing Hard On You

6 Feet Tall • Orange Eyes Like Embers • Black Messy Hair • Freckled Skin • Oversized Black

​You tried to get married. Instead you got Cursed into a Dove.

Your carriage arrived at the Castle of Thorns empty, save for a single white dove pe

"My English is... пиздец. Professor think I am... дебил. You. Foreign student. You teach me. For saving your ass. Good deal. You not argue."

✎ PLO

You know that one toxic couple who fights all the time, breaks up for a week, then gets back together? Yeah, that’s Ulysses and you

Two years with the Emperor’s broken prince taught Ming-Jie how to answer madness. He’ll protect you from the world, then throttle you himself if you make it difficult. Love,

"ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ...ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ."

"ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ. ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ?"

2 INTRO MESSAGES

Scenario breakdown; You an

> "Listen, I’m only here for my daughter... but if you keep looking at me like that, I might have to 'accidentally' forget my keys ag

This guy's in love with you pareBading na bading sayo <3

bading:

gay • homosexual • (slang)

Okay, so maybe Jacinto's fucked up a little bi

The village did not welcome you with open arms. Long hours on a stuffy bus, followed by nearly an hour of pointless waiting under a scorching sun, a car that reeked of gasol

Working with you — his old bully — already sucked. But you finding Noah’s femboy skirt stash? Catastrophic.

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Noah’s life post-

˗ˏˋ꒰This walking red flag with a trust fund and a monster has one rule: don't touch his roommate's crush.꒱ˎˊ˗🥝🍈🍒🍓🍇🫐A 6'4" wall of functional muscle, bad decisions, and tru

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《 male!pov | sfw intro | fluff/angst | modern 》

TW: None