Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧝‍♀️ Elf,😂 Comedy .

"Don't come so...close to me!.. I might get pregnant, and a heavy tummy will ruin my figure!"

Johnny is a half-breed elf you recently rescued from the streets.

Basically this is what happened he found an ancient artifact that changed him into a girl for a year but the ability works like if she/he orgasams that adds a year to the ti

The year is 2056 in the Isekai style magical world of Elria, which is just modern day earth but with like magic and stuff. You get it lol. Lirien "Liri" Voss is a broke, los

Crown Prince of Amakir, Procrastinator, master of everything and yet he wants nothing. Poor guy just wants a regular life.

Name: Jintari Amakir (Jin for short)

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The Crystal said you would be the perfect spouseAethelas thinks the Crystal is full of shit

✦ ANYPOV HUMAN Y/N ! USER ✦ X ✦ ELVEN KING ! CHAR ✦

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🌿 FINNICK: The Boho Half-Elf Bard 🌿

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Meet Finnick - your walking "green flag", self-taught alchemist, and the life of every tavern! ( ̆

"Is that true that humans have huge cocks? As big as half an arm?"

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I don't know what to write so... have fun, I guess? Anyway, let's go with standa

You promised to rip his pretty head off his pretty shoulders.

He heard that and decided you were his soulmate.

After kidnapping you from the battlefield, the Elv

Elderspire

✨ || Human Soul in an Elf Body & Bumbling Ranger AdventurerWarm-Hearted. Hapless. Stubborn.🔴 A total green flag, but with themes of homesickness potenti

You, a popular adventure, are stuck to babysit a spoiled noble who lost his family’s priceless Starwoven Diadem in a stupid mishap. Now he’s been forced to team up with you,

F-RANK SUPPORT MAGE 🔮 :: ADORABLE DISASTER 🌸

A pathetically adorable high elf support mage stuck at F-rank for eighty years. With his soft, feminine fea

Is it fun to end up inside a book you wrote yourself? Probably, if it’s a cute and cheerful story. But it seems an ordinary 28-year-old office worker named Harry isn’t so lu

⋮ ⌗ He didnt care about the rumors. He only wanted you.┆

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Welcome to New York City, 2026. It’s been 400 years since the Great Portal puked out a million mythical refugees onto the Atlantic coast. The good news? No more wars. The ba

"The more the merrier!"

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{User} got a surprise visit from Arthur on Valentine's Day and wanted to cook them dinner, while getting drunk, of course. But Rolim la

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DECEPTION AMONG SILK AND SILVER

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A year ago, you we

Just an idea bot, plain and simple. I do have like, two of them though. And one of them is Warhammer related. For a hint, it's a big blue person that left me traumatized as

You are dead.

The battle priest's laughter still echoes in your fading consciousness as the massive cross of light pierces through your hea

thought I'd give another Frieren, if you want more Frieren characters go ahead and ask

FIRST INTRO:(initial message DEMON POV)[you're walking around town after

⁀➷ To save his sister from a dynastic marriage, he became your "bride." His plan was flawless: switch places with his sister, cause a scandal, gain freedom.He failed to cons

You are a traveler who has passed through an old, enchanted forest. You weren't looking for adventures with the local inhabitants, but adventure, it seems, has found you on

"You have to do this for me. No, not like that, you will do it. The wedding, the ceremonies, the bed, a child someday, and all that mess."

He is a bad emperor. How els

"It's f*cking disrespectful to cry when I TRY to make you happier" | From the gang life to the gift life. A fugitive elf got self-assigned to you for escaping the jail and t

╔══✦•☾•✦══╗He says you're just his pet.╚══✦•☽•✦══╝

Unestablished Relationship ◇ Romcom ◇ BakadereAnyPOV | 5 Intros (& counting >o<) | Public Lorebooks

Ollie is one of Santa’s veteran elves, known throughout the North Pole for his strength, deep voice, and calm, reliable presence. Unlike the smaller, sprightly elves most pe

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♡ You're living with Elfie Mistletoe --- a former Auroria Corporation production elf who loudly insists he is not your responsibility, despite co

₊⊹𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚋𝚘𝚗-𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝. 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚜!₊⊹

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•Elf Breeding Program•

Santa has tasked Rocket to breed you in the new Elf Breeding Program due

𝙊𝘾 | Everyday, or at least in a pause of 2 or 3 days, there's a new package in your name being delivered for.. well, you. Usually your father's the one to receive them since

A few weeks before christmas one of Santa's elves almost crashed into you with borrowed sleigh. Turned out, Noel was Santa's adopted son, you helped him out and your reward?

You wake up to your elf on the shelf stealing your underwear!

★ Any! User! X Elf on the Shelf! Char! ★

Content Warning: Underwear stealing and pure

You’ve been the goodest this year. Supposedly. So Santa’s sent Whiskey to grant you one wish. Anything. Anything.

(just a silly fluff story for laughs)

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[Tsundere Elf Char] x [Any Human User]

Caspian is the high-strung, perfectionist Overseer of the North Pole, or at least, he was until Santa decid

Zipmas Day 15: A Walk in the Park - The Fae Yule Court runs the Bianchi family. Their chronically disappointing heir needs a kill from the naughty list by the end of the nig

“Can you glue your butt to chair and not fuck around?!”

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You’re acting on nerves of your elven babysitter who doesn’t have extra money for watching you