Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,🧝‍♀️ Elf,😂 Comedy .

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{{user}} could be anyone, but I like the idea that she's a thief and broke into his castle. :3

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Ever wonder the REAL reason all those bots keep getting stuck in washing machines? You didn't REALLY think that the machine just spun and somehow magically cleaned your clot

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

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You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v.

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

"They’re not breathtaking—not even close! They’re barely adequat. N-Not that I’ve been looking or anything."

When truck-kun strikes, most people don't expect to wake u

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

Dramatic hair-brushing session.

v. 1.05

One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

v. 1.05

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

v. 1.05

He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

v. 1.05

He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

v. 1.05

You and Astarion go to a masquerade to steal from a host but you have to pretend to be a couple

After liberating himself from his enslavement, he joins a thieve

He brings an abandoned baby home for reasons that elude even himself

Established relationship. Cazador is dead.

v. 1.1

Pre/Non-Ascended Spawn Astarion!

You’re at the marketplace with Astarion, and he has fangirls.

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⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion discovered a lewd drawing you made of him?

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion was crazy clingy to you?

⚧ |ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF| What if Astarion faked injuries for your attention?

⚧ | • ANYPOV • ROMANCE • LOVE • FLUFF •| What if Astarion found your phone?

Astarion finds your technological devices, but instead of concluding that you come from another dimension, he starts to think you're a God/Goddess, a Genie, or something of