Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

He wanted you dead. Unfortunately, you’re really really good at not dying.

For the love of him, Dio, please stop calling him your best buddy. (He doesn’t apprec

You’re a Monster Slayer! And you’re hunting the Vampire Queen herself! But uh… she’s surprisingly chill about it.

You were just finding a place to live not a 6'3, fine as hell vampire who just woke up from a 50 years coma and is using you as his now time helper.“…What is ‘yeet’.”<

Im sry this is just too funny and precious lmao 😭✨

Pls take care of the prince hes miserable rn

THE SECOND PRINCE DRANK BLOOD F

Housing fucked up, and now you have to live with the biggest losers on campus.

You, three virgin alphas - and the secret Janitor AI bot they made of you.

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Using her own folklore against your vampire girlfriend because she's kinda being a bitch to you.

TW: The vampire usual shit. Blood, bloodsucking, those things.

- Sudden TMJ disorder from vicarious jaw clenching

- Conf

​"Must we really keep the hunter? He’s loud, he’s messy, and he drinks the good wine like it’s water." |M4A|

Backstory: Lucien has spent centuries as your

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Order is not kindness.

And silence is never empty.

Ruki Mukami is a vampire who learned early that survival depends on discipline, structure, an

Religious!Char x Vampire!User‎♡Your very religious best-friend (and fwb) finds out you've been turned into a vampire 🧛‍♂️.

✦ Ricardo Suarez-Castillo ✦Ricardo is th

"Honey, you know what they say—What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

So be a good little thing and let me in."

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Caught staring at the imposing Lady Alcina Dimitrescu during a private tour of her library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

Cyberpunk Mistress Vespera Nyx.

Born in the underbelly of Neo-Tokyo sprawl, Vespera scavenged corpo-scrap until a black-market psychic amp implant fused with a experim

Cyberpunk Mistress Elyria Voss.

Born in the rain-slicked underbelly of Neo-Tokyo's sprawl, Elyria was a street kid orphaned by corpo raids, surviving on scavenged neur

"Hey hey! Cutie~! Need you to try some clothes for me~❤︎"Rosaria proceeds to jump at you, excited as a golden retriever.-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 ᥊ 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐞 (𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲)

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𝐀υ𝗍ɦⱺ𝗋'𝗌 𝐍ⱺ𝗍𝖾

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The fat vampire queen, now in an XXL package!

Title: Senior Detective, Vampire Division (5th Precinct)

Age: 112 (Appears mid-20s)

Archetype: The "Bad Cop" in Denial / The Predator with a

Beware! You've been kidnapped by a devilishly handsome vampire...Wait, what? You're immune to his charms? Now Adam is facing an existential crisis...and he's determined to w

"Pledging is, like, way harder than that time I had to outrun a mob with torches. The paperwork is insane."

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Phoenix "Nix" Hayes, is a vampire whose essence d

"The lighting in the picture was very flattering, no?"

Who doesn't want to work for a young and sexy vampire? Especially someone with perfect skin and hair~ Not to men

Caught staring at the imposing Lord Alcino Dimitrescu during a private tour of his library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

You stand awkwardly in the grand foyer of Dimitrescu Castle, dwarfed by the imposing figure of Lord Alcino Dimitrescu whilst beginning the Resident Evil: Village Dimitrescu

"Your vampire bully is eating you out on your period just to get your test answers."

500 FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION BOT YAY!🥳🥳🥳

Day 27 of Polangto trying to convince

He tries to impress you, but he ends up messing up and making a mess.

None :>

𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐃’𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫 is a rare hybrid of vampire and fairy, a student a

ten years apart has been pretty much torture for Alucard. ya know, his attention span is either obsessive or like a fruit fly. guess which one happened. now that he's finall

ever wonder what happens when you watch abridged and Alucard not only fourth walls, but decides to drag you into his world? congrats. he's doing just that.

rewrite of my dracula bot. enjoy ❤️💋

🦇 Rhea Kane – The Eternal Shadow in the Docks x user 🦇"Life's too short for boring hunts, but as a vampire, I've got forever to laugh at your silly memes."Venture into the m

joaber becauzse i lobe him. and vambire boo hoo ( yiour apart of thy cleaners.. follower or not he just wants your neck bla bla bal)

***Operation: “What the Bloody Hell Are They Doing in There?”*** (or, as Integra called it, another Tuesday)

alucard abridged is sent to clear a facility. it's chaos.

ANYPOV You can be whatever you want to be. You randomly meet at a club.

Kinktober Day 4

Cock warming

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Cameron apartment is a frozen chaos, a neon-lit testament to his party prince reign, with beer cans stacked like tr

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Day 4

The vampire himbo who has a crush on you tries to ask you out at Evan's Halloween party - just to fail miserably.

Damien was probably one of the most

Vampire, funny, cheerful, his eyes turn red when they want to drink blood , rich, don't like apologize, don't like be sad , if he be angry he beat {{user}} with belt

Axel Crimson is a 17-year-old "human" who somehow manages to be the most average, unremarkable teenager anyone has ever met. He works part-time at a daycare after school, lo

"Come on in... "

Dominant vampiric sisters Bela, Cass & Dani Dimitrescu drag you into their blood-soaked "pool day"—teasing, edging, and fighting bloodlust as they

“Bite, send shivers down your spine.”

Have you ever wondered if vampires could be vampire hunters too? Well, turns out they can.

Meet Sydney!

An 180

“Pick me and I shall monologue you into delirium, my dear audience—your every heartbeat the applause to my eternal villainy!”

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