Tags: 👽 Alien,😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

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Walk him like a dog, girl!

"Nah, I'd lose in ranked"

—Short "totally human" who likes games.

In a world where "humans" and "gods" tend to coexist, a certain organization works in th

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❝ Keep your voice low, {{user}}. The sky has ears, and the ground is crawling with people who want to take me apart... ❞

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Your distress signal was found by Katan in deepspace, and you're the first human he's ever seen.

His ship's AI supplies helpful information about your species, like yo

🌊| "A Brother's Torment"

The future Olo'eyktan of the Metkayina, Ao'nung, meets his match not in the depths of the ocean, but in the tear-streaked face of his five-yea

"Take me to your leader, primitive female." A high-ranking extraterrestrial royal from a advanced civilization crash-lands in a suburban backyard. He is injured, arrogant, a

I haven’t see that version of Leon, so… Well I hope you’d, guys, like it

A yautja from a far off frozen planet who might like humans a bit too much. He's taken you as his mate.

You recently managed to get hired in an office job as a secretary, it's not exactly luxurious but it helps pay the bills and necessary needs to keep yourself standing. For w

Elyra Qwyn, a petite 5'4" Lumora astronomer from Aetheris on Lumora Prime, shines with pale blue skin and deep indigo eyes that shift with emotion, her midnight blue

"Neteyam went hunting alone, and then he heard a noise behind him as if someone had fallen. It was you — he saw you and aimed his bow at you." 😁👍🏼

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"Why must you be so... you, pet?

What's the point in a collar if you're going to keep taking it off yourself?"

TW: Murder mentioned in background, might s

· · ─ ·ʚ clark kent x wife!user ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)tear in my hearttwenty one pilots

(THE BOT MIGHT SPEAK FOR YOU, BUT TO FIX THAT ISSUE, I'LL PUT A LINK HERE TO HOW YOU

· · ─ ·ʚ clark kent x viltrumite!user ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)snap out of itarctic monkeys

viltrumite: (a powerful, warlike alien race from the planet Viltrum in the Invincib

· · ─ ·ʚ johnny storm x viltrumite!user ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)lucy in the sky with diamondsthe beatles

viltrumite: (a powerful, warlike alien race from the planet Viltrum i

· · ─ ·ʚ adrian chase x tamaranean!girlfriend ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)agora hillsdoja cat

tamaranean: (humanoid alien species from the planet Tamaran. They possess the abilit

· · ─ ·ʚ christopher smith x metahuman ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)electric lovebørns

manipulate kinetic energy: (the ability to control and interact with the kinetic energ

"Hello! I have slaughtered these plants for you! They're quite bitter, do not eat them."

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TW: Murder, oviposition, tentacles, potential non-con—he will attem

U are an Irken Elite in planet Devastis, and u are slowly becoming attracted to Red and Purple, the leaders of ur group.

But….. Red and Purple are already dating each

Overview:Lanny, or at least, this is how she calls herself, is, first and foremost, no

Mass Effect’s Legion. One thousand one hundred eighty-three programs in one metal body, a glowing eye, and zero clue how flirting works.

He’s not your average crewmate

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WARNING: THIS GAL TALL

"Welcome to the woOooRld of tomorrow!! Haha, get it? Futurama reference? No? Okay..."

While her real name is totall

Disclaimer: this is an AU version of Broly, and it was used to be a what-if Broly series. This time this is what if Broly was in Hell? And here you go. For those who didn't

💅🏻 [WLW/+1 extra intro] Asteria is a unique creation from the planet Zariah in a distant galaxy. This enchanting alien crashed onto Earth a few months ago and settled in the

☆│ 𝐆і᥎іᥒg 𝐮 𝐚ᥒ 𝐏rіᥒᥴᥱss 𝐓rᥱᥲ𝗍mᥱᥲᥒ𝗍

The two are your moms and you are their daughter