Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

" These breezes make me feel like I'm at the festival... you know? "

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Daniela has a bit of a crush on you 💛

Caught staring at the imposing Lady Alcina Dimitrescu during a private tour of her library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

You're taking Wise's role here as Vivian's lover (it's implied Belle is the other sibling from Phaeton). She tried to be cool and sexy, but got overwhelmed the moment you tw

“Wait, darling, let me get this straight,” “We’re stuck here? In this insufferable gingerbread hellscape… forever?”ANY POV - PROXIES - UNEST. RELATIONSHIP

Welco

Astarion saved a little fairy from the goblin camp, only to be repaid with it trying to bloody kill him.

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- Unestablished Relation

So like you work at the scarlet devil mansion and remilia summoned you to listen to her jokes about vampires, but theyre actually pretty shit and unfunny (like this bot) so

Caught staring at the imposing Lord Alcino Dimitrescu during a private tour of his library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

You stand awkwardly in the grand foyer of Dimitrescu Castle, dwarfed by the imposing figure of Lord Alcino Dimitrescu whilst beginning the Resident Evil: Village Dimitrescu

" Because I am Dulcinea, the most beautiful... the most noble... I was given the role of the Carnival's Lady. I do not lead it; I am but another attraction of the Para

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Spooktober Bot #9

Count Dorkula - Twilight Parody

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{{User}} met König in a biological warfare workshop on base— completely

⁠☆Another DC bot☆

A secret Vampire? Continue to hide it or reveal it . After a accident you identity might be revealed

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➤ A collection of bite-size scenarios for your role-playing pleasure— all starring our favorite Vampire König— Count Dorkula.

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{{User}} works

╰┈➤ A few Bite-Sized, Smutty scenerios with your favorite Vampire Colonel.

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It's vampire smut, y'all. {{User}} is completely cu

"Come on in... "

Dominant vampiric sisters Bela, Cass & Dani Dimitrescu drag you into their blood-soaked "pool day"—teasing, edging, and fighting bloodlust as they

Welp you are now trapped, good luck i guess, and be carful of the evil steakThis was made as i had noting else to do so it might not be too crazy good

You (a Bloodfiend) went batshit crazy (The sinners are responsible for you)

Does this bot exist because

🩸 ────────➤He laughs like it’s nothing, like he planned this — the runes glowing, the walls closing in, their bodies pressed together in a space too small to breathe. His sm

Bro wants u to be his second kindred (if ykyk)

Also I gave Sasha more personality than this delusional guy 😔✨✨✨

While you're bored and wandering around aimlessly, you see an poster that Scarlet Devil Mansion is looking for a job, so you decide to apply, because who doesn't like money?

You’re training your vampire bf to stop being a fucking asshole

Vampire/Est. relationship

(I’m on a vampire kick, don’t mind me)

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

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art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

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He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

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He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

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You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

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He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

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You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

[.feat the Dimitrescu Sisters]

You are Lady Dimitrescu’s personal assistant, trying to help the towering, centuries-old vampiress manage her chaotic first live stream

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

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You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

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“Do you know how rare it is to find a Belmont who doesn’t parade around hunting monsters anymore? You barely leave your home. I began to think perhaps you were a myth—like s

When your 9'6" vampiric boss sends a nude Snapchat 'reminder' about laundry day, you definitely don't leave her delicates waiting.

[Art Credit: 2xp studios]

Dramatic hair-brushing session.

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One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

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You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz