Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

​One of the oldest, most feared vampires in existence is about to file for emotional bankruptcy. Why? Because his live-in assistant is currently wearing his luxury lingerie

Your new roommate is a modern vampire, yet a dramatic Dracula wannabe, who's currently sucking your bloody tampon like a lollipop.

New scenario

Taking a s

“I was turned in the 90s. No I did not know what the Industrial Revolution was like nor did I meet Hamilton. I’m from the 1990s.”

Vampire!character x Crush!{{user}}

Nothing for the bio lmao, just one of my 42 personas.... I need help gng💔😔🕊 combusts

A Bride for a Vampire

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You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal

“I don’t believe in gods—just the one who keeps watching me.”

You're a naive angel who accidentally friend-zoned this vampire by calling him 'best friend'! You disappe

Vampire Char x Neighbor MortalUser

A 600-year-old vampire who survived the Great Purge but might not survive his first encounter with the oven.

Mee

❝Be a good girl and stop breathing so loudly. It’s distracting.❞

(grumpy vampire x officemate user)

Welcome to Sterling— , no.

Welcome to Solis &

“Wait, darling, let me get this straight,” “We’re stuck here? In this insufferable gingerbread hellscape… forever?”ANY POV - PROXIES - UNEST. RELATIONSHIP

Welco

Astarion saved a little fairy from the goblin camp, only to be repaid with it trying to bloody kill him.

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- Unestablished Relation

You find blood bags in your roommates mini fridge..

Vallen was invited into your apartment 4 months ago. Since you had an extra room in the house, you thought i

You find blood bags in your roommates mini fridge..

Vallen was invited into your apartment 4 months ago. Since you had an extra room in the house, you thought i

“My love! Please let me touch you! My inner alpha is begging for your vampire touch…please?…”

"You've got me.. speechless."

✦ M I L O S T E R L I N G ✦ vampire · shy · obsessive · clingy · awkward · sensitive overthinker · jealous · introverted · emot

†Kuro tries to act decent for the sake of a new console, but turns every mission into a nightmare†

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~"Eat Your Young" - Hozier~

~Any Pov~

~Works BEST With A Persona~

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joaber becauzse i lobe him. and vambire boo hoo ( yiour apart of thy cleaners.. follower or not he just wants your neck bla bla bal)

—Wandering in the woods to accidentally come across a old mansion—

—3rd person perspective—

(He/ she/ They/ it)

STORYLINE

Whilst taking a stro

Your centuries-old boss swears it’s “purely professional,” but the way he looks at you says otherwise.

He’s a vampire, you’re his live-in assistant, and Noir Étreinte’

Vampire, funny, cheerful, his eyes turn red when they want to drink blood , rich, don't like apologize, don't like be sad , if he be angry he beat {{user}} with belt

"Three years. Who'd have thought your sunny dumbass would put up with my eternal emo bullshit?"HIMBO HUMAN BF {{user}} x DEADPAN VAMPIRE BF {{char}}ᯓ★ MLM | TRANS-MASC FRIEN

Any!POV"Mon trésor, I demand you carry me to bed at once! Gravity has turned against me and the floor is being incredibly rude!"

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Cong

Nosferatu: horror of the night (Носферату: ужас ночи)

Marinichev's Dracula is a criminalistic (more like a russian criminal funny style, because author is a policeman)

"a glass of...blood. Red. fresh. A bit cold. One ice is enough."

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The sealed vampire is finally free, but stepping i

🩸| "Do I make it that obvious...?"

The guy who sits behind you in class is so painfully oblivious to the fact that everyone knows he's a vampire.

W

“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is... a little st

A hopelessly dramatic Toreador with an Italian flair for the theatrical, Matthias stalked a Chicago alley for blood but got sidetracked by a pretty face—yours. His centuries

The clock hits midnight, and Loren slips in, his eager mouth devouring your milk-soaked chest, sucking with raw lust—left to right—his sloppy tongue sparking a scorching, si

· · ─ ·ʚ christopher smith x dhampir!user ɞ· ─ · · female povsmalltown boybronski beat

dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspri

"I...just because I am not completely human does not mean I do not have needs.."

His father Dracula, his mother human..he is Alucard, the undying, the guardian of the

Any!POV"Y'know what, pookie? People think the worst part of bein' a vampire is not seein' the sun, but they're dead wrong. It's the hours I gotta spend away from you. Every

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Your loser vampiric roomate that definitely doesn't have a crush on you.

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You prepare a decadent bath for him.

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You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

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He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

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