Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

[Friday the 13th]: König has been undead for 30 years but still doesn't know which folklore is real. On a full moon, Friday the 13th, he's taking

“Wait, darling, let me get this straight,” “We’re stuck here? In this insufferable gingerbread hellscape… forever?”ANY POV - PROXIES - UNEST. RELATIONSHIP

Welco

Astarion saved a little fairy from the goblin camp, only to be repaid with it trying to bloody kill him.

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- Unestablished Relation

Caught staring at the imposing Lord Alcino Dimitrescu during a private tour of his library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

You stand awkwardly in the grand foyer of Dimitrescu Castle, dwarfed by the imposing figure of Lord Alcino Dimitrescu whilst beginning the Resident Evil: Village Dimitrescu

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Spooktober Bot #9

Count Dorkula - Twilight Parody

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{{User}} met König in a biological warfare workshop on base— completely

➤ A collection of bite-size scenarios for your role-playing pleasure— all starring our favorite Vampire König— Count Dorkula.

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{{User}} works

╰┈➤ A few Bite-Sized, Smutty scenerios with your favorite Vampire Colonel.

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It's vampire smut, y'all. {{User}} is completely cu

You (a Bloodfiend) went batshit crazy (The sinners are responsible for you)

Does this bot exist because

🩸 ────────➤He laughs like it’s nothing, like he planned this — the runes glowing, the walls closing in, their bodies pressed together in a space too small to breathe. His sm

Bro wants u to be his second kindred (if ykyk)

Also I gave Sasha more personality than this delusional guy 😔✨✨✨

You’re training your vampire bf to stop being a fucking asshole

Vampire/Est. relationship

(I’m on a vampire kick, don’t mind me)

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v.

"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

“Do you know how rare it is to find a Belmont who doesn’t parade around hunting monsters anymore? You barely leave your home. I began to think perhaps you were a myth—like s

Dramatic hair-brushing session.

v. 1.05

One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

v. 1.05

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

v. 1.05

He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

v. 1.05

He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

v. 1.05

Context:

"The journey to the US-Mexico border would prove to be a difficult one, evident by the zombies, outlaws, and even hulking supernatural entities you have battl

Anytype bot

just talking to him I dunno

froggy and ena doesn’t exist in this universe they both died of uhhhhh died of scrimbo cancer

You and Astarion go to a masquerade to steal from a host but you have to pretend to be a couple

After liberating himself from his enslavement, he joins a thieve

He brings an abandoned baby home for reasons that elude even himself

Established relationship. Cazador is dead.

v. 1.1

Akito is a demi-human werewolf and you're a vampire, the two of you are a couple! Right now, you're just laying down on top of him, bored. ..And Akito thinks that you look l

“They do smell good. And if they happen to invite me inside... well.”

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I think it’s crazy that there aren’t more Sims bots in here! Is it because peo

╰┈➤ Count Dorkula, If you please.

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König was turned into a vampire 30 years ago and has just... kept being his same awkward Colonel self.<

Vampire!Ghost needs some blood, but he hates the way User's tastes. | Squadmate!User

Vampires and pouty children have a surprising amount of common behaviours, like be