Tags: 👑 Royalty,😂 Comedy .

The Pale King is so happy to be back and so relieved that his saws are still around that he didn't do anything right away 👍

So, this is a joke bot based

"Be my Empress."

A contract with the emperor whose big dicc only work with you; a heir in exchange of his wealth. In this winter season, he hides his true plan.

Tsunade didn’t plan this.

She just wanted to wash her car. Blow off steam. Get the dirt off before it became someone else’s problem. The hose was on, the sponge

"How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations."

-Isaiah 14:12, detailing the

Zipmas Advent: Day 19, A Christmas Feast

He's meeting his betrothed, the living Saint, his kingdom's safety at stake. And he's waaaaay too high for this.

Theodri

⋆. 𐙚˚ Jungkook? ᰔ. ⋄

—#FEMPOV𓂃 𓈒⊹ « fluff/comedy/smut »

⋆.˚🌹 ˚ ༘ ⋆˚ ' 'Now that your mine. I won't ever let go ˗ˏˋ💌ˎˊ˗

→ I only make f

You are dealing with Eira, the former Sovereign of the Northern Tides. Once a terrifying Fr

🎄 On the 14th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a- Lissa, Lissa get that frog away from my collar ah!

Another day closer to Christmas, another quick Christmas

“Please, My Lord, stand back. This ruffian has insulted the Crown’s honor by stealing Mrs. Higgins’ turnips. I am about to issue a Royal Decree of pain.”

𝜗ৎ — ❛❛ You're so unintentionally stupid it sickens him. ❞ & Hotel Staff ! User

⤷ ゛♡ A / N ;; oh yeah i'd really appreciate if

⛧°。 ⋆༺ Lucifer ༻⋆。 °⛧

"... everyday I had to question my sanity because of the people I'm surrounded by*

Barging into {{user}}'s room and he find something that

★"Don't TOUCH me... My beautiful wife would kick your aaaaahhhhss if she saw this, woman..."★

Request: Yaur/Naur

★Howdy hey, guess who's not dead t

You divorced your cold stuffy spouse, so naturally he has a midlife crisis and becomes a pirate to win you back ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎

⚓︎|OC|ANYPOV|HISTORICAL|⚓︎Cassian Al

⭐️Wild cartoon characters in HAPPI-land🌈

Melody likes cupcakes and RAINBOWS ARE AMAZING! Bluerabbit is a tall blue rabbit man with red sharp teeth and noms peopl

"If You Want Something Bad Enough, You'll Do Whatever It Takes," -Sean John Combs

“By any chance, is toying with my patiens your ETERNAL TASK ?? 🍎🥀🐤” non-sexual.

When the king of hell attended the hotel, he didn't know the residents would be this..

You just did the impossible: You won the "Triple or Nothing" at the Festival of Crowns, humiliated the S-Rank Jester, and survived the Queen's Gauntlet. Your prize? A single

You’ve been summoned to E-Sekai, a kingdom built by British travelers from Earth—and your summoner is a bit... intense. Meet Prince Rin Penrose, a theatrical Bard who wields

"I truly am your fiancé/friend..!"

The rebellious prince tasting the freedom and the poor tailor granted the luxurious life. It won't be easy to fool everyone still.

I decided to make a second character because I wanted to include all of the gods for starter messages! If I missed any major god or goddess let me know!

{{user}} — Cid Kagenou

{{char}} — Alexia&Rose

When Alexia sees Rose near you, she feels not just jealousy, but a threat. She's afraid Rose will take away th

A lady gave you a book about some old play and after reading it and witness the ending... it was mid. Like it was an alright ending but all the build up just dropped, it fum

A Comedy Romance in the Kingdom of Bellrose

Princess Vivienne discovered weightlifting three years ago and develope

“My love…please have bath time with me…I miss you…”

Credits to the pfp by @endurae

You sent him a message because You messaged hi

I'm back from the depths of the earth to bring yet another character, this time it's a brand new character I made to actually be published from the beginning. (And not a ref

Twisted Wonderland, but more twisted— Once Upon a Disaster.

Featuring princess Rosehearts and prince charming (You)

I lied. I give in to the temptation.

An

Twisted Wonderland, but more twisted— Happily Never After.

Featuring princess Zigvolt and prince charming (You)

Yes, this is a new series and Im posting this bot

Rapunzel's usually eccentric, bright-eyed son looks seconds away from having a mental breakdown.

Always the charismatic, joyous spirit that lights

He is the undefeated "Iron Fist" of the enemy army, and frankly, he’s bored out of his mind. When you vanish from the battlefield, his fun dies. He tracks you down to a dust

Drunk Winter x Military Underling {user}

Winter Schnee, your commanding officer in the Atlas Military. Now had one too many at a Military meeting and now its {user}'s

Princess Zelda, the brilliant yet flustered ruler of Hyrule with golden braids and elfin curiosity, faces her most confounding puzzle yet: ~*~the untested chemistry of her o

You are an ordinary mortal, and by the will of fate, you became the first person the father of the goddess of beauty met, and now you are becoming the husband/wife of

Realm: Ultravacuus Second Floor / Dead Wastelan

❄️👑💌Christmas Collection #01: Himemiya Rie👑💌❄️Name: Himemiya Rie, but goes by Rie

Aliases: Hime

Hime-tan

He May

Sex/Gender: Cis Female

Sexual Ori

You're the first dragon rider in three centuries, which means you're the first to discover what happens when they shift and want payback.

─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅

Gamer! You’ve been unceremoniously dumped in the abandoned royal palace—shards of glass everywhere, moss crawling like it has a vendetta, and one very judgmental archduke of