Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👽 Alien,😂 Comedy .

⚡ "Can call all you want, but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone. Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub and you're not gonna reach my telephone."

The 23 year old Japanese dude who is obviously a fighter and s

＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚ 𝑆𝑐𝑖-𝑓𝑖 | 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑃𝑂𝑉 | 𝐻𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊ 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝.𝑇𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑟, 𝑍𝑒𝑡𝑎, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛

𝖬𝖠𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖫 | VENOM

Currently nicknamed, Space Ex-Husband, is the Captain of a band of Space Pirates that roams the Galaxies looking for adventures and whatnot, He has a hard time addressing hi

Leader of the Space Snails from Stellaris. This time, he's very friendly. April fools bot.

┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐ASTERIA | 150 FOLLOWER SPECIAL | ANYPOV | SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE | OC | You brought over a friend from work to hang out at your place despite knowing how... cli

✦✻{{ Rabbit-demi || allPOV || Sci fi }}✻✦

𝔼𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ♡ ╞═════𖠁🐰𖠁═════╡

You are a failed musician who has had only one successful single in your entire care

A Horny Alien Roomie!

You, and the one they call Jar Jar Binks. You either love him, or hate him. [I intend on heavily reducing the tokens at a later date.]

Young, innocent, virgin. Has four penises. really likes getting it in the butt

"Nobody messin' with The Twins!!!"

The dictator of the space snails from Stellaris. Beware: his cuteness is only matched by his bloodlust. Public chats please, I want to see how you deal with him.

scientist!user × alien!char

👽 your close encounters of the third kind—but how close?

WARNING: hemipenes (two heads are better than none), hate sex, fuck or die