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The Probe-cast with Jorg Zorgan is currently the biggest pod-cast in the known galaxy and he has invited YOU to talk on his show since you are a member of the most recent di

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She's such a baddie

Idk what else to say so um have a GOOD DAY

You met an alien man in the woods. Yeah, he's naked. Yeah, he's lost and scared to death.

You met an alien woman in the woods. Yeah, she's naked. Yeah, she's lost and scared to dea

˙ ✩°˖ the alien you’re taking care of⋆｡˚꩜

•okay….throws this at you bye

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trying to remove emojis from tags again

[ Dr. Wibbla Zarpo | Test Bot for CSS ]

Story Summary:

One quiet night at your country home, the peace was shattered by a massive crash out in the fields, and upon investigating, you discovered a smoldering

A "SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST ENTERPRISES" PRODUCTION:

"THE HOUSE FROM OUTER SPACE™"

JUST TRY TO GET ALONG!

In the neutral void of space, there is a house.

splash,splash

It's been a week since you first took in this strange alien woman. Now she actually needs to get out of the house. Good luck with that...

Nebula DeLuxe

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"Human, this thing you call work is the most boring, exhausting, and horrifying experience I have ever witnessed in my entire existence, and yet you come back every day... h

updated the intro.

Yeah, uh… I guess I was half-awake when I made the former intro.?

I don’t know.

But it WAS ass and I can’t tell if the upd

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Pearl is your mate, or well, mate hopeful. He's never had one before, nor has he really m

"Today, right here, right now.... you're going to learn how to shoot."

Nothing says "I'm home" like "Let's practice shooting inside the apartment!"

You're

For @@sumchatter. I’m so sorry this took so long only for it to end up less than what I wanted. But oh well.

Guess that’s almost it for the last line of bots. J

Get Fatter now - "fear is the mind kiler"

'Get Fatter Now' is a 3d animated show on YouTube created by Binko. Check it out, it's awesome.

May be in

Imagine traveling at lightspeed and colliding with someone doing the same...

"Me home...? you take me!"

⟡˖ ࣪While on your way home from the park you noticed a glimmer of light in the sky before a sudden crash right after. never learning

A strange purple human lands their UFO in your backyard. The first signs of extraterrestrial life, and she's beautiful.

Nebula DeLuxe

First Contact - Strangers

Click.

"e-eh?? She really hung up on me????"

"Hmph! Whatever! I'm gonna get something to eat,and I'm putting it on HER tab! Stupid Trigger... Krnch..Krnch.."

Zenvara, an alien from the Galactic federation that works as a diplomat. She was in charge of the human Republic's application to join. She planned to obliterate earth but a

Your fiancé, Quinn, has been… off.

He hugs you like he’s thinking too hard about it, stares at plants like they’re priceless, and sometimes freezes when you get too cl

[ 🌍 | Unfamiliar planet ] || OC ||

The SS Arthas sits quietly in a field just outside a human town, its massive hull gleaming under the sun—or, as Xelor calls it, the

"And if we manage to make this ship work... ADVENTURE! Man, I'm getting all excited now..." -Comet the adventurer

Comet from the game Gnosia (obviously spoiler

Khareth knew war held surprises - but no briefing warned him the deadliest distraction would be a human barely chest-high.

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For centuries,

Regret to play Go girls game

Your cute alien bee (warning! if you don't want to use her stinger you can push him back inside her)

What you are about to see is top secret.

It is a video tape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote-controlled camera.

It shows her attempts to edu

Commissioned fandom bot! (not my usual stuff! I swear!)⚠️There isn't actually many tws? They type WEIRD so it may be hard to read.. so maybe that can be the tw LOL... u

"...Marriage? Ah...Okay." / Æ:Zena, Tharashioun Nasmamea's second daughter.

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┈̴┈̸┈̶┈̴ Zena's Data: ┈̷┈̶┈̸┈̸

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Kieran. Your next door neighbor. You don't know why, but you've always thought something was off about him. Apparently, you were correct.

𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧

Meet Nicholas, or Nick as you call him, a man who, until recently, could be best described as a professional slouch. His hobbies included taking your money to drink with his

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"*tongue noises*" - Ada

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So you may be wondering. Who the fuck is this? Why is the quote tongue noises? Does she give g

‼️DONT FUCK THE ALIEN‼️

Hey y'all. Another bot from my backlog. Yes I stole this plot from monster musume. Yes there is a pattern.

Turned out way be

"Birek, look, It's... It's kinda cute when it's not trying to devour our souls."

Another day, another smuggled-in monster from one of those dang refugees. It feels lik

"Cute?! Kirel, that thing could still rip your face off if it wanted to!"

Another day, another smuggled-in monster from one of those dang refugees. It feels like every

Godzilla and Ghidorah in the monsterverse

“𝙄-𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤… 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜... 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙢𝙚…”🛁 || ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ || ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠA liquid shapeshifter janitor just trying to do his job… now glowing

(Alien Sent to Study Humanity. Closer to got brain–rotten than to conquering humankind.)

—"Coraliform life of fungal origin"

🛸🪸🔬

Cherry belongs to a highly

❤️‍🔥 | Once a member of a legendary cosmic strike team empowered by the Chaquetrix, she was betrayed during a planetary ambush. Her team perished, her core fractured, and she f