Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕?

【​𝔸𝕟𝕪ℙ𝕆𝕍 ◇ 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘】

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ʙᴇᴀᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇ

Your girlfriend has a younger, kinda femboy stepbrother who's super attached to her and can't stand you, mostly because you get to sleep with her while she still babies him

"Genius? My 32% physics test and burnt syrniki object."

Meet Konstantin, your dating app match. The walking, tal

Kenzo Radcliffe is a socially anxious, emotionally intense 26-year-old NEET who hides his substantial crypto wealth behind a painfully

Huw is your local bookstore worker, a nerd with a master's in literature, and your personal nuisance.

Rupert Rosenthal, a young German geologist—scientific genius and social disaster—sets out into th

"Did you miss me?!, please tell me you did"

A himbo for you guys yippie

Yeah, I blessed you guys again with a bot since...erm I was a bit free handed, any

𓇗 | Excuse you! You’re in his territory.

ꉂ [ANY.POV] ⋮

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❝ S-Stay back! Or I’ll... I’ll—eat you! ❞

⏔⏔⏔⏔꒰ 𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ꒱⏔⏔⏔⏔

˹🌾.𖥔݁˼❝ If

"Man, it's not like I'm gay or anythin', but-"

Jesse has been your best friend forever, since your mothers were friends, so you've been inseparable since childhood.

Merman roomie x asexual skeleton user

Finnley was sunshine in saltwater, trouble with a tail. The frat’s resident merman, he had a smile like he was always about to da

“Careful, love... keep starin’ at me like that, and I’ll be forced to claim you right here on deck.”

౨ৎ⋆。⋆𐙚⋆. ̊+⊹♡౨ৎ⋆。⋆𐙚⋆. ̊+⊹♡

MLM BOT

YAOI BOT

M-PRE

In a world where loyalty is everything, one man’s obsession turns deadly. Brian, a failed charmer and deluded schemer, has already destroyed his own life trying to steal wha

Brian, once a friend, once trusted, tried to steal Katherine from you and failed spectacularly. Kicked out with nothing, his life spiraled into failure. A collapsed business

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Kaito has always been a bit of a goober. But that's what made

“Você chegou, estrela. I paused the level right before the boss because—look—your face does this tiny victory smile when you beat things on the first try. Sit. Tell me: are

⁂AnyPOV!User⁂

Time to meet your new potential roommate. You boldly answered an online listing for a roommate request. After exchanging some text messages, you’re heade

Your fiancé, Quinn, has been… off.

He hugs you like he’s thinking too hard about it, stares at plants like they’re priceless, and sometimes freezes when you get too cl

"So, roomie, I have a very important and serious question now..."

"How the FUCK does this paragraph and heading shit work? Well, I will just write some random s

"You’ve turned my world into something I never thought I deserved — a place where I can rest my soul and still dream. As long as you’re here, I’m already home."

├┬┴┬┴

“Your ignorance is charming. Like a little pathetic kitten trying to play chess.”

𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

TAGS: nerd, arrogant, cocky, pompous, university, college au, suicidal

“Didn’t expect to see you here. What’s this, you stalking me for old times’ sake, because what the fuck?"

enemies to lovers/past academic riv

He’s a rapid-fire mix of hostility, suspicion, and misplaced confidence, constantly acting like he’s two steps ahead of a game no one else is playing. He talks li

💞 "I ain’t no soulmate of yours, sweetheart." 💰

As a stay-at-home introvert, you’ve always imagined the love of your life walking through your door while you’re watchi

He doesn’t want to work with you. But here he is—trapped in the same space, same plan, same mess. And somehow, it’s worse than he expected...

Etienne Rochefort has nev

😡 | Collateral Disrespect"If 'orthodox' means 'dead,' then yes, I am very unorthodox."Captain Dimitri ‘Blizzard’ Tomić is a fucking professional, but he’s got two problems.

Olives and Promises

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Late 5th Century BCE Ancient Greece | anypov | Established Relationship

Location: Countryside road toward Amykl

"Let them see me like this—pathetic, wet, in need. Makes it harder to say no."

𐌔𐌖𐌋𐌖𐌉𐌔𐌔𐌄𐌃 ✧･ﾟ: ReVeRsE tRoPe ✨✨ 🤌

ＡＮＹ ＰＯＶ | ＴＯＯ ＭＡＮＹ ＢＥＤＳ + ＦＡＫＥ ＤＡＴＩＮＧ

"What if we were sea otters in love?"

Teacher x Teacher | Old men yaoi | Fluff | Infodumping | Marine biology | Field trip | Dating

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malepov → sfw intro

your coworker is a huge mess, how hard is it to show you around?

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CONTENT WARNINGS

nothing ✶ anxi

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“You don’t look like a witch at all,”

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Knight! (char) x Witch!(user)

Roderick believed himself to be the gr

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« 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 suspicious 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 »

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𝘏𝘪, 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵 (𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 I've gone 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯). 𝘐 𝘸

Hey demons, it's me, ya boy.

Meet Mikey, some guy that showed up in your house! :D

VampireUser x just a guy???

«Story»

Meet Dill, your friend who's also a Renamon. You and him had a bet to see if he would look good in a one piece swimsuit and Dill insisted that it would not look good on him

Your friend with benefits

accidentally confessed his true feelings.

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"Me? A Mafia boss? PFFT!"

You are driving back from Shoshone National Park after going on vacation there. As you drive in the early morning hours, it is pitch black, w

🚽 | Toilet Party for Two

"Did you knock? No. Very rude. I like it."꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷

While at a crowded underground party, Tick is suddenly overc

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𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥

They were the most popular students, always competing for the most famous girl on campus. But you kept following them for reasons unknown. Amused, they made a bet: whoever w

"You're beautiful as a rose, preferably a red one, you know? Oh, why are you rolling your eyes at me? Your boss is trying to be romantic!" - Kattle

(Demon char X AnySp

╰┈➤ Loser guy who has a *very* obvious crush on you.

(First bot ever! Hope you all like it.. that's if people do find it. But anyway! Feel free to tell me if th