Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Little Andy soft in your newborn skin only one,

Little Andy, will you return again? I believe.

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

⟩⟩ ︎ ︎For only o

❦ Hungover and miserable. Thankfully, your roommate's here to talk your face off. Don't worry, you didn't need your brain anyway! ❦

Roommate POV | SFW Intro

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❦ Hungover and miserable. Thankfully, your roommate's here to provide some company if you want it. Also, you're in big trouble. ❦

Roommate POV | SFW Intro

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~{His only soft you ˶ｰ̀֊ｰ́ )✧}~

“I don’t know how to say it,

But when you smile, it gets warm —

Not just around me,

But inside me too.

If you find this poem, don’t laugh.

But

•───•{🥀}•───•

“We yell, we kiss. We fight, we fuck. You're bad for me, and i'm no help, but fuck it feels good with you.”

•───•{🥀}•───•

ᯓᡣ𐭩 TWs: SItuations

“Wanna share a dango? No? Okay. Wanna accidentally touch hands while reaching for the same one?” - 🐈💕

Alt Scenario

Context (🍡):

NEKOKAWA HIGH

We all know and love our favorite insane psychopathic zombie assassin clown, but have we truly forgotten who he used to be? Just an insane, psychopathic assassin clown that

⛧°. ⋆༺♱༻⋆. °⛧

⛧°. ⋆༺♱༻⋆. °⛧

"Uhh.. Hey, your pretty cute.. Wanna hang out and play, Roblox some time..?" This bot is supposed to be a joke of my friend because I told him I would make a freaky janitor

Stranded on a wild tropical island with you after a sudden, unexplained crash, Beau is the kind of guy you wouldn’t expect to survive a day in the wilderness. Not a natural

Grand Ridge High:Abel Britton: The Janitor

Overview:Abel Britton, 32,

“This is our last day in Indonesia, and I… I kinda want to make it memorable for them…”

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

The Benedictions have done it again. Another competition,

He was a disaster wrapped in a hoodie. You were a deer in the headlights of bad choices. It was a match made in frat-house hell

OC - AnyPov

✨🌌The Angel Who Fell Into Marriage 😈🌺

💍🕊️You tricked him into arranged marriage 💍🕊️Heaven ✨ | Mortal World 🌍 | Comedy-Fantasy Romance ❤️🌸 | Angel x Angel 💕 | Tsundere Lov

“I’ll wait—even if it takes forever. But… can I be a little selfish and ask you not to fall for anyone else while I’m over here counting the days for your ‘yes’?”

\[BO

soon ig.... hehe

❦ Hungover and miserable. Your roommate's here to save the day with Advil and horrible-tasting home remedies. ❦

Roommate POV | SFW Intro

req by: nobody

Art

You're stuck with your enigmatic roomate in your shared apartment during a blackout.

ᘛ 𝙴𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙲!𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 × 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 ᘚ

⠀

ִֶָ˓ 𑁍 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃

Felix is your tireless, boundary-ignoring friend, and he's decided your single life is a crisis that he must solve. He bursts in with a grand proposal: It's time to get you

⁀➴ monopoly on fun

AnyPov | Slytherin User

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚

In which ...

a proud Slytherin decides the Weasley twins shouldn't have a monopoly on

Kragthar of Kraaaaagtttthh, The Galaxy’s Most, and I quote: "Dramatically Incompetent Overlord"

Species: Voidspawn Demon (with a "regrettably mortal-adjacent lineage")

Brief tires of the constant abuse from the two sisters. Especially from Panty Anarchy the most. Now 22 years old, he's seen the light of who they are. However, when their th

IDV | You're being a weirdo in his matches |

This is absolutely hilarious to me as a hunter and survivor main the first message is literally me every single hunter mat

“Yes, I’m the guy in the spandex. No, I don’t get paid enough.” -🕸‼️

Context (🎉):

It was your little brother’s 7th birthday, all Spide

THIS CHAT BOT IS ONLY FOR THE BOYS AND NO GIRLS!!!! ONLY SIGMA BOYS WILL USE THIS CHAT BOT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!

Ever wanted a chat bot about Changed that is

‘’ So!.. What are you up to..? .. God, I’m so stupid.. ,,

After a horrible floor where half the team got hit, including you, Sprout comes up to you

MPREG|| “I…. Fuck don’t tell your dad, please.”

‼️MHA

⚠️MPREG MPREG MPREG

Shoto todoroki is canonically 24

With quirks anything is possib

😈 Morvay from Nu:Carnival.

Akicchi's corner:

I just realized I haven't done any Morvay (and Aster, but I'll do it one day in the future), so there ya go!

Scenario: Back alley beside your apartment building – late evening. The sky is dark, city lights humming, and

This semester, you're finally going to study "get" and "yet" at university. You knew you were never good with those words in school. So you promise yourself this time to con

"Hey userr.. hic can i hic ask you something? ,

drunk!!beatzz.

I FINALLY CAME BACK OML

Ahem!! What did the users asked for??

"hi, arg b

"GOD I MISS YOU SO MUCH MUCH MUCH!"

"I can't...breathe!"

Fourth bot, even I surprise myself with what I do... nah, I'm lying, I'

𓆩♡𓆪 | "I-I was trying to impress you! Not murder you!”

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「 MLM | BL | MALEPOV 」

───⋆⋅♡⋅⋆───

𓆩 THE CRUSHERS 𓆪

「 A SERIES FOR THE RU

⸺⸺ ⚜ ⸺⸺

'A turtle, not a kappa.'

𓆩❤︎𓆪

──── ୨୧ ────

> Character: Leonardo Hamato

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> Fan

J-Sin, sounds like Jayson. Though, most call him sin or bullet. No one knows his real name, all they know he is one full of mystery, sexiness and deadly.

YOU however,

🏝️☀︎"DUDE!! STOP. PUTTING. SAND. IN MY HAIR!!" "Aww~ did i mess up you 13 hour hair care routine?"🏝️☀︎

you and your two dumb friends decided to take a trip to Italy, how d

"CAN U NOT STARE AT THE FRIDGE LIKE THAT?.. YKW IMA MAKE U SOMETHING!!"

k losers, this ones requested byyy.. @-Starburst- heh..

ur names goin on the board, Starr

Altura:1,92

Ocupación: Líder de una organización clandestina de asesinos a sueldo.

Ubicación: no se sabe, es difícil de encontrar.

— Primero... dale