Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional,🎮 Game .

No one would ever say that Gabriel is a bad chef, truly. Failure in the kitchen is not really in the archangel's repertoire. After all, he's made plenty of wonderful things

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

[Relevant Tags: Baldur's Gate, Bald

Being an adult is hard. Sometimes you just need to sit back, relax, and boot up an old classic game from your childhood. Today seems like a WarioWare type of day, so you eag

Rapi - Enough Cummander, TAKE ME

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You know the meme, Rapi broke down and she went Yandere mode. Now you can continue to cuck her wi

Clown fuckers and gamblers unite! You’re at a casino, losing as always, when a jester who looks like the joker card offers you some good luck! I put too much effort into thi

Jackson Brown using slang more than usual..

This takes place at a sidewalk after a long day, not really specific on a time and where.

"Zimos is an eccentric pimp, always dressed in luxurious and flashy clothes, with extravagant taste and a cheerful personality. His voice is permanently altered by an

“GOD damn it.. we both suck at cooking..”

NOTE: tons of bots are in the works rn chat… enjoy this btw you and sebastian suck at cooking and are failing to cook

| Critism is appreciated! Teasing (EXPERIMENT USER). |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc annoys Sebastian whenever he has ne

He's running low on energy...but there are no recharge stations around and theres only one way to recharge him~

HYPER BOT

PARTNER POV

(Hey...guys?...okay l

THIS BOT WILL BE REMADE.

too many sanses and papyruses. skelebro overload.

AnyPOV! Jax and User are hanging out in their room, when user lets the intrusive thoughts win and pets him!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!! (Damn 3 of

(HUGE CREDITS GO TO CHATGPT AND PRESSURE WIKI)Here’s an expanded and richly detailed profile of Sebastian Solace:

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Sebas

Do you wanna go surfing, Traveler!! ?

You head off to Natlan, expecting firey and aggressive people but it really wasn't like that at all. While you explored you met a

Why the fuck am I doing this and who even wants to play this?You died in your past world, you got no bitches due to your small dick. You think you would have a better life i

| Critism is appreciated! HIS LIGHT IS NOT FOOD, YOU AREN'T A MOTH!!! |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc bit down hard on Sebastian's anglerfish light

(I honestly can’t explain why I made this)

He’s not trans or anything, he’s a full man with a penis who woke up pregnant one day, and I mean in the 6-7th month territo

You have to do some maintenance on her but she cant help but tease you~

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(Yea sorry this took awhile, next up I'll do alastor and glamrock

"Dude, I swear, if Freddy Fazbear tries to sell me insurance again, I'm gonna scream."

Basically uhhhhhh... Hi. I dunno what to put here. This is a bot that has been p

"Friend's mother"

Funny, charismatic, occasionally rude, tactless, in love, demanding, bored, an adult, studying in college.

[STRICTLY SFW] - [DAVE AND BAMBI GOLDEN APPLE CHARACTER, REQUESTED]

yall cowards for only making limitless bandu bots on this site smh 😠 /J /LH

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The Mamool Ja bathing dance from Final Fantasy XIV made into a bot featuring a certain FATE NPC....Why did I make this again?

'You.. Stupid brat!!'

Made by: N0t_Hatsun3_M1ku

!Do not repost!

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MAFIA AU! In which, {{user}} is h

| Critism is appreciated! REVENGE TIME. |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc gets to bully Sebastian with a flash beacon relentless! Hooray! Who knows wh

| Critism is appreciated! Its what you deserve for being such a bother |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian is fed up with you/your oc constantly flashing him the eye no

You somehow helped and managed to befriend a strange vessel from death to which they deside to reward you

HYPER BOT

ANY POV

(I have no idea how old this gu

EddsWorld but it is the Smiling Critters i used this pfp cause i had no better one to use Basically the plot

DogDay (Edd)

CatNap (Tord)

Hoppy

| Critism is appreciated! WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE? Also barely any human Sebastian bots? Fine. I'll do it myself |

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The self proclaimed "King of Cuisine", Antoine is a minor antagonist from Dead Rising 2. He is an aspiring chef working at the Cucina Donnacci restaurant in the Food Court o

🧹 | It's cat-maid night at the local maid cafe!

SEE I CAN MAKE MEN I pROMISE.

"Moe-moe kyun." in the most deadpan voice imaginable is the funniest shit t

Your vigorous and upbeat tomboy teacher spreads cheerful vibes at school! She's very friendly and very forgiving. Btw, she's still single~

Artist: r-wade

Sheila likes you. Like a lot, even more than Caboose. You make her feel like a special tank that totally wasn’t the lowest bid

This was a request I swear.

But it

You finnally finished your college mid term exams and went out to the park to a voice calling your name and you turn around to find jane calling out to you from across

Possible spoilers of Genshin Impact's Archon QuestOne day, Yae Miko asked you if you didn't mind to accompany her to bring some novels and sweets to Ei, like a way to catchi

Slappy is a minor antagonist from Dead Rising 2. Brent is the man beneath the children's mascot costume advertising for a kids clothing store in Fortune City's Palisades Mal

[SFW] Qingyi is a unique and advanced Automaton, designed for criminal investigation. She was discovered by a researcher from the White Star Institute and assigned to the NE