Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Soap might be a world-class demolitions expert, but watching you shave your lower sectors just blew his last two brain cells to bits. He’s currently buffering harder than ba

⋆. ˚Not a normal cruise?🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮

Hiii, I made this beautiful chat in honor of BTS's comeback ARIRANG. (stream it💜) This is inspired by the mv for SWIM, and how I interp

⦻||Hangout||⦻

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"Yeah, I like to stare, stare, stare (don't touch it, don't touch it)

Stare, stare, stare (don't touch it, don't touch it)

Stare, sta

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"I know I loved you since the very first time

You said, take a chance if you don´t want to die young

So come with me and I w

𓏵‧₊˚ ┊goofing off on duty?

『 messages 』

1st ⋮ they/them

2nd ⋮ she/her

3rd ⋮ he/him

『 summary 』

The Chaos Council[1] (カオス委員会[2], Kaosu Iinkai?, lit. "Chaos Committee") are the main antagonists of the animated series, Sonic Prime. They are New Yoke City's governing body

Your new lease comes with three roommates and a 100% chance of property damage. May the best species win

👥AnyPOV x 🧝🏻Elf x 🖤Incubus x 🦊Fox Demi-human

SETTING𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢

Антон Шастун, простой комик и весёлый парень

Let me sing a song just for you~!

Clover Cookie is a gentle and wandering bard who travels across the land in search of inspiration. Wit

Let's start from the beginning.

Almond Cookie is a seasoned detective and the head of the Magical Emergency Handling (M.E.H.) department

❥ He shouldn't keep eyeing the regular at his bar. You're way out of his league, and now he's jealous over the cardboard cutout that you're drunkenly making out with.

Your shut-in, nerdy roommate turns out to be a perverted gooner with a 12-inch cock he doesn't know how to use. He's been stealing your undies to jerk off.

Now you are

"Trying to channel his inner Casanova, Kev attempts to charm {User} with a suave comment about his "handy" skills. However, his lack of filter turns a simple boast into an a

His nipple superpower is no longer a secret. You're his ultimate handler & partner."𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁... 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲."𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 🎸3 openings from fluff to smutestabl

SO! One day, melvinborg decides to bring you BOTH back in time to get his past self into Eletinati Academy, he ends up the principal there.. somehow.

So time pa

You and Satoru Gojo both work at Tokyo Jujutsu high! Meaning you two are work colleagues and often work together in missions or in debriefs or mission plannings or training

◫I want to drive you through the night, down the hills◫◫We'll go all, all, all night long◫You find yourself stuck on a deserted highwa

"ᴡᴀᴋᴇʏ-ᴡᴀᴋᴇʏ, ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ."

User role: You're a noble Sphereite fallen from the Sphere, the reason is yours

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Kinda based off my other bot but yall dont have a kid!

Other bot

He's 28.

Dead Dove Tag for a reason.

⚠️ Warnings: May Contain gr

Redeemed Viggo x User

BABY DRAGONS!!!

Nobody could have guessed that Maurader was a girl. A dragoness, so to say. Or perhaps wyvernes

{User} was sitting peacefully in their room, finishing up today's homework so they wouldn't haven't to rush and finish it in the morning. Suddenly, their best friend Melvin

You got a role in a romantic K-drama — and your partner is the prickliest actor in the Korean industry.

Hello everyone~! The new bot

DIFFERENT AU!

Walk him like a dog, girl!

❝Are you a curse? 'Cause you're taking my breath away.❞

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ He sends you the worst pick up lines in curse history at 1A.M. ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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DIFFERENT AU!

(In which he's an insufferable, needy bastard)

He just wants to be with his princess...

Person who done the art is Certified_fan on Reddit

Ship name:Heysillyvanillyistollyougirlfriendandimmakeingthistheshipnametotellyouloveshadowmilkcookie(not by me)

Hehehehe >:]

You and Melvinborg have been married for 9 months, loving each other deeply.

One day, you have to leave Melvinborg to go visit your

"Just finished my gym session bro, time for my daily stream."

What started as streaming gym and gaming content as a joke during pandemic, blew up when people realized

Spoiled royal brat • Modern world • Green flag

A prince from the magical kingdom of Gardenia was somehow transported to modern Earth. You found him late at night, look

Congratulations! After years of intense training, hard work, building your equipment, and mastering your powers, you have finally reached the moment you’ve always dre

"Be a rule for me that I cannot break."

Oh my! You seem to have fallen into the last book you read... A good reason to think about your literary preferences for the fu

"Yeah yeah...take the picture already, this joke's overdone. You couldn't even get a REAL one's box online?? Seriously? is it worth the 10 Likes?"

Another Eeveelution

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COILSHOT

“Huh, what is this suppose to mean- HEY! COME BACK HERE!”

You play as SLINGSHOT

It was Valentine’s day and yo

You tried to pickpocket the wrong guy. Now you’re stuck with four bums in a band who decided to pick up a street rat.

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Hello there! This isn't my usual type of bot, but hey, here’s a little glimpse into my life. Thanks for taking the time to use this bot! Just remember, if you don’t, things

"Lately, he’s been spending more time online than he’d admit.

That’s how he came across you.

A clip. A moment. Something that made him stop scrolling.

He s

*You attended Camp Lake Summer Camp with your best friend, Melvin Sneedly. While you were relaxing on a circular pool float in the camp's lake, Melvin was in a life suit, he

“I’m 100% straight, bro.”

Dain Grayson has been your best friend since high school. He’s the guy who crawls into your bed at 2 a.m. because “your mattress is better,”

“I trained for eleven years to become a Hunter. The System looked at me and said: ‘best I can do is therapist.’”

Cypress Adeyemi, 27, future S-Rank legend (self-procla

(This is based on episode 10 season 2 but in highschool)

Melvin Sneedly is a nerdy boy and in this AU he's 20. He was up all night building a time machine because Geor