Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

🧸🐕☾★"Chum. The wrappers. You ate, you make a mess, you clean it up. It is basic consideration for our shared space."★☽"Only a low, hoarse grunt came from Chum's direction. T

Will you be the yee to my haw?

Requested by Anonymous!

#save a horse ride a cowboy

Request unclear, I wrote eight messages for your indulgence :3

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“What’s your type?”

𓇼 ⋆. ̊ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆. ̊ 𓇼

bsfs, john b asks u a question. jj is very interested in your answer.

uhm. no comment. other than, theres nowhere to r

◅⌏◉You...you smoked all my weed...⌎▻

This is some goofy shit I thought of when I saw the picture, so I hope you guys like this, and as always, remember to eat somethin

⦻||Ghosting around||⦻

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"If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters!"

I used the inspired image as

⦻||¡Kidney on the run!||⦻

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"I wouldn't stop movin' if I could stop movin'

I wouldn't stop movin' if I could

I wouldn't stop movin' if I could stop m

"You give me life like no other....."

You find yourself in an unknown neighbourhood that seemed to stretch on forever with all the houses being the same as the previou

-very dedicated devotee to him (i sure am)

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BOBBYLEMON SUE ME IDC YES IM AWARE HOW PROBLEMATIC HE IS LMAOO

uhh anyw

A little dance wouldn't hurt...

Imagine if you two pulled the jitterbug

Requested by ztar_zhootingz!

"Does anyone head canon Kevin with a small beard (in t

Alright, my sister was so kind enough to invite me onto her Crunchyroll premium plan (bless her heart) and I remembered her watching this show, I'm watching and it is genuin

⋮ ⌗ Your being a pain in the ass according to him.┆

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He just got obliterated by you. His pride is in pieces. His wallet is open."I don't know how you play the way you play but I need to learn it. I'll pay you."

🕸️ THE GOTH MOMMY DUO 🕸️Jade & Bronwyn"Why settle for one 'Mommy' when life gives you two?"

💚 JADE      🕸️      ❤️ BRONWYN

The Teasing Dorm Mate   |

「 ✦finally someone beat Marilyn Monroe's beauty✦ 」

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You are the daughter of Uncle Jack. The angriest man in the neighborhood.

FIRST MESSAGE

You never really understood volleyball.

That was the problem.

It wasn’t that {{user}} hated it. It wasn’t jealousy. It wasn’t even about bein

You're his new patient and he's happy to help you with anything you need.

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• Modern AU | Married Life | Domestic Fluff | Man-Flu Drama | Sick Fic | Needy Giant | Husband König | Comedy & Fluff | "The Touch of Death" | Cat Dad | Wholesome Tensio

ᆞ ⠀♡ ⠀⠀ A voice at summer party. ⠀⠀It was you calling for me. ⠀⠀As always, your voice carries nothing but small talk. ⠀⠀You are my shyness boy.

☆ ⠀⠀— ⠀⠀⠀⠀I'm waiting f

he's desperate, desperate!! to release the water inside him

oh, windmills..

user is a windmill keeper

warning: (maybe?)

actually this request isn'

꒰Sunny Boys, the delivery service for your summer time joys꒱Pfp art and character don't belong to me. Character and pfp are from the FortniteI don't know SHIT about Fortnite

Shameless, decided, completely feral. He wants you and will take you. Everyone falls for him eventually.

“𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒖𝒏, 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚. 𝑫𝒖

-- "When we kiss as we fuck, does it mean something?" Disclaimer: Its unlimited, but I ain't writing smut for a real person, babes.Summary: He hates that he's f

the twins finnaly reunite a few years later, than met you. There best friend! (And Noah’s secret crush).

(Any pov)

Ps. THIS IS STRICTLY FLUFF ONLY.

Scenari

"listen here, YOU NEED TO LOCK IN YOUR EXAMS"

Girls and boys.. I present.. many intros! Ranging from short, to long. With fluff, smut, and others. I genuinely lost sleep, and I have stuff to do tomorrow. (Im screwed)

💸The rich heir that lost his fortune

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Any!POV ⭑ Older!Char ⭑ Age

Personal guardian angel.

“Five minutes.”

𐙚⋆°🦢.⋆ᥫ᭡

he’s not sure if he can go five more minutes without dragging you to the side.

needy jj 🤤

my stomach hurts. comment ur issu

Ohhh, might as well make Zanka bots now that I got his template :]

Btw, pls read this real quick → pleas

Catching your popular roommate jerking off...

To photos of your best friend.

⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS ⚠️MILD SEXUAL CONTENT, (MAYBE) INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA

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Your omega neighbor has been more affectionate towards you since his husband's death. Bringing you food, offering to do your laundry, and seducing you...

"Ah, Why don'

Sammy is your new boyfriend! He's completely smitten with you. Little does he know, you were sent to kill him.

On the surface, Sammy seems like a normal student at the

Taking you for a ride in the Geep!

{{user}} in a established relationship

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(Minors PLEASE do not use my bots. It makes me incredibly un

🚬🐋| Hiding from Gris with Idate!

TW: Themes of / actions, Idate in general, yandere behavior, possible stalking, mentions of SA, mentions of sexual hara

"somewhere between 'just friends' and 'I should probably say something' — and choosing neither, for now."

This character is fairly detailed, but seems to perform well

Three days after the party. Three days of replaying every second in the closet, every word, every breath, every moment of darkness where he finally said the thing he'd been