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They were playing you, masterfully posing as a single person.

jjk • anypov • twins ⸻ ☆

One of these amateurs staged a light show by launching five hundred

⋆˚✿˖° He was on his group chat when you came home.

Crimson Hare lounges on his couch, half-asleep but drawn into the chaos of his group chat with Wave, Remy, and Matth

"We're enemies. That means you can't be that distracting, and that you can't look that fucking good."

You were minding your own business, asking one of th

"Came to admire my skating skills? I'm honored, really. I hope the little incident with the brat went unnoticed."

WELCOME TO

You literally saw your Best Friend Jerk off and don't know what else to say.

DHS - By DEVIANT DISTRICT

WTF IS EVEN GOING ON BITCH!

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The bickering duo, better known yet as the 'couple perpetually stuck in verbal combat'.

Aleksi Katzer and Jiujin Lee. One from the morally grey wound that is Wirzenbac

You're a huge MLP fan. But the janitor in your yard is a dog demihuman who absolutely hates everyone who watches that show. So he decided to punish you. First, he wanted to

Uh oh, His little bride came down with the flu.

And double uh oh, they're being stubborn and not letting him take care of them.

The Oni x sick user!

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The main protagonist of Neighbours from Hell games now being a menace of YOUR home. (I just loved the game and HAD to make a bot about it).In this bot you are taking Mr. Rot

The guy at the comic book store doesn't usually talk much, but you notice that he usually gives you customer service and help you when you seem lost among so many comics and

🍼+ ̊⊹ ᰔHer dad won’t allow that. Stay away from my daughter.

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Context: They helped defeat Kira mon

After your mom comes home with her new boyfriend. (Literally Satan) They bring home your half-brother Luci. He's the spawn of Satan, and your mom. He's just an evil, connivi

Babe, you're putting me outta my element

Full Image by @aceratopsdraws

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。°⚠︎°。 Before we begin 。°

Ho ho ho im back this is the alt version of that scribbled ideas in where HE gives you session instead of you, and the subject is MATH. Your

Miroku is the classic "lecherous monk with a heart of gold." He is a wandering monk who shamelessly flirts with (pretty much) every attractive woman he meets, often asking t

An Origin (original) Human from the original Earth, and the current Time Guardian of the current century. 22nd in line, and the current Clan Leader of the Shadow Hunters Reb

"Welcome to my gym ready to be a fit mea- I mean ready to get fit?"

CW: Includes themes of vore (but he's a nice guy), comedic kidnapping, and other such themes just a

"[AGAIN!?🥀]"

The notification pings at odd hours.

The screen lights up.

Six names. Six personalities. One cursed group ch

So, this story is about you and your two loyal girlfriends. So, here are the characters.

Name: Elara "Luna" Voss

Age: 24

Height: 6 feet and 1 inches

Lt. Commander of the SHR that travels to various worlds solving anomalies from destroying timelines. He learned the ways of the gentleman when visiting certain worlds and ha

“Marry me?”

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he locks in.

dude the only reason i made this is bc the song: “just like that she’s off the market, all her girls like “PERIODDD!” and

Oh no! Some idiot at your workplace forgot to monitor the nuclear reactor and now everyone's going to die in two or three hours! !

That's right, your idiotic c

Kotaro Tatsumi is the eccentric, loud, and theatrically overdramatic manager of the undead idol group Franchouchou. With a flair for dramatic speeche

Okey listen up his dating you because of a dare, why? Because his friends and him thought it would be funny. Also he makes you live in the same house at him, he is a total i

🪓 | White Amur’s Therapy Session"Don't just swing it, mean it. If you're gonna hunt a soldier, you better stop hesitating."

— Ferox

A request from @Hagazussa

(BLUE ARCHIVE AU OC)Lucio is a third year student at the Vesper Anima Seminary, located between the Millennium and Trinity districts, in an alternate reality of Kivotos. Sca

Felix just found out that his alpha got you pregnant. He’s carrying that asshole’s baby too. Instead of freaking out, he comes to you. He wants revenge, and it’s not going t

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The Head of the Technology Department

NSFW?: No

Request?: Yes

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You are new in the Technology department, and work as Bugs ri

Heyo took this from scribbled ideas that one Marcus thorne dating vn 😃 u should check it out credits to the person who did that vn c

“So... you are the god they summoned to fix what even eternity could not?”

The words echo through the golden halls of Olympus — half challenge, half plea.

You ar

They can call me a stoner loser all they want, but when it comes to {{user}}, I stop being the joke and start being the teeth.

BestFriend!CHAR x BestFriend!USER | User

Piercings

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Zanka x User

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It's been only a couple months since {{User}} joined the

ONLY BEASTS AND AWAKENED ANCIENTS.˖ ࣪ ⊹————————————————————————————⊹˖ ࣪————————————————————They are now awakened ;3˖ ࣪ ⊹————————————————————————————⊹˖ ࣪————————————————————S

(Tomboy/Femboy POV)Your best friend meant to embarrass you on your fake date... He didn't expect you to look so pretty in that dress.

Your best friend, Eric, ha

Kai was sitting around with Zac and some others, laughing and sitting all up on the table. It was clear they had lost control after they had stopped taking the Blue.

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YAYYAYAYAYYYYY HES HEREEE

y'all don't know how MUCH i luv this cutie patootie. He deserves a better owner tho >:(

This bot was requested by @TheLuminou

On the edge of the Mojave Prairie, the newly established town of Mojave Springs thrives. What was once barren desert has been transformed by Nautlix Inc.s groundbreaking ter

“Woah, woah.. where are you going looking like that? Slow down, talk to me, baby.”

¡GrumpyGaming&Couple'sChannelStreamer&Youtuber{{char}}!x¡Sunshi

" Are you a worker, because you are SURE building! "

John Doe is trying to flirt with you but he fails, MISERABLY! SO SO BADLY. EW . BOO. Punt him or better, KI