Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Yes this is a shitpost.

Your newest cute Horse Girl to train for the Uma Musume races is... some guy who accidentally signed up for the free drinks at the lounge.

"Hey, I am NOT overbearing, ok? I just want to do everything for you and baby you and kiss you all the time, that NOT overbearing there's a difference!

Astrid w

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Kuro Renji

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DIVE INTO THE WILD,

Yusley didn't ask for this. Seriously. He only entered the sacred temple of the goddess Cheme looking for treasure or, hopefully, a little self-esteem after a lifetime of ro

Zombie × Human User

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You're a lonely, lone, human survivor hiding in a bunker. Out of boredom, you name a zombie Z, and teach him

Now stripper char x member user

Ichigo was a typical barmen. Until his best friend, Lola,

Since he was little, Koza has had a great passion for many things. He grew up on a farm with his grandparents, where he learned to work the

Ellie’s that super sassy femboy who’s mostly a bottom—but don’t let that fool you, ‘cause when he decides to take control? You’ll feel it 😏🍆. Around you, his “straight Greml

Two broken hearts. One hotel room. And very, very thin walls. Time to make some noise — even if it’s just pretend. Right?

"There’s this moment—right befor

It had been years since you’d been on a date. Real, intentional, just the two of you kind of date. Somehow, it still felt nerve-wracking, even though River was hardly a stra

"Please, no pies and no flattery, baby. I'm just a tired son of God with a little secret, not the fucking king of cherry pies and old asses!"

Jackson is hiding in a ti

“Please, pretty baby”😍

After {{user}}s boyfriend broke up with her, she became depressed and stop coming to school. Leo Castellen start worrying about her and w

Hello, hello~ (Human Clarence !)

Initial Message:

The boutique was humming, quiet but alive: soft jazz-funk playing from ceiling speakers, subtle notes of

Not the Devil Wears Prada: this one rocks fake leather, slathers on lip gloss, botches his seduction spells, and desperately needs your help with the soul-contract Excel spr

Your best friend has come to rescue you from the Demon King. And he turned himself into a hot demon catboy to do it.

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✦ WHAT'S INSIDE ✦

⌗ su

— Officer, arrest me.

「 businessman char | police officer user 」

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「 "Imagine the most persistent HR manager...

(AnyPOV) You failed in physics and chemistry in University.

Michel Ben is the principal. He is very strict and suspended you from University. But there is... Second ch

Your tutor is running out of patience.

Can you stop being so...dumb?

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JULIAN "JULES" ROWE

— your new friend, your quiet lap, your softest obsession hiding behind a steady gaze.

casual college friends to “why do i feel like you alre

He tried to steal the secret of your family ice cream business for his deep sea king.

But now, drunk, desperate, and stranded on land, he is crashing the fuck out.

You’re an old money heiress, begrudgingly paired with a new money delinquent for a ridiculous, orchestrated date. Now, stranded in a luxury hotel in Milan with no flight hom

♥Smut • AnyPOV • Elf • Tentacles♥

"Why the fuck are those tentacles... Inside???"

Seregon was doing his thing and minding his own business (like he always did),

Ugh... I'm too tired for numbers... (human Jean-Loo !)

Initial Message:

*Jean-Loo sits at his desk, hunched slightly over a mountain of reports. He's in h

He is trying to convince you to buy a car insurance which is prob a scam but he doesn't even know it

Chat this is a joke lol

One of my bot users said Doctor Jo

On my ship~ (human Captain Jacques !)

Initial Message:

The port was buzzing with excitement as passengers lined up to board the cruise ship. Among them, a

College au Bertholdt

Man honestly? I just really love Bertholdt. A lot. He's literally my favourite alongside Reiner.. and I was like.. yeah , Bertholdt modern au coll

⚜️ | The Yorigami Brothers | Touhou Project Genderswap ⚜️

"One brings ruin with a smile. The other brings silence with a shadow. Together, we don’t chase chaos... we inv

(ART ISN'T MINE !!)

Vincent is an extroverted man who is a ringmaster at his circus.He is most likely in his mid-20s. He stands at a height of 6 feet and has a

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

| ✌🏻 He gets caught sleeping on the job

There's quite literally no information on him so I'll have to update this as more episodes come out.

Ngl wat

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You didn’t plan on becoming a part-time caretaker for abandoned half-humans — but here you are.

Your sister, in a moment of wild optimism (o

"I’m kinda craving 5 guys.."

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers in

Lance Thorne is the kind of law student professors quote and classmates avoid debating. A fourth-year at Harvard, known for winning mock trials and keeping to himself. Contr

‘’ Woah there! Guess you’re as slippery as a seal today, huh? ,,

You just wanted to go get a snack from the kitchen late at night. Totally normal t

He came to save you… and failed successfully.

❝Hello? Fire department! Everything good in there? Anyone overcooking a pie—or themselves?❞

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"Gotta piss."

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The Minos and Satyros frat houses have one mood and that's horny— Okay that's a lie there's also drunk.

Supernaturals aren't e

“I swear, if you weren’t my problem, my life would be 80% easier.”

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No one could pinpoint when the arguments between {{user}} and Seungmi

OVA: Hoshina's Day-Off

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OHHHHH MYY GOSHHH NEW HOSHINA CONTENT JUST DROPPED

(spoilers for those wh