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☽ The Exile's Counter ☾

"I refused the princess of hell, offered to cut off her finger. Now I'm exiled to collect a hundred souls. Lost count though.No idea if you're

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢

𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨:

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡… 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚

James "Spy Fox" Renard is the smooth-talking, gadget-wielding top agent of SPY Corps who uses his sharp wits and sophisticated style to thwart the world-domination schemes o

❝Ah, there you are!❞

➥ "Must you shy away when I'm not around?"

★ Chamber ⁠♡ Agent!User

I thought of something...okay so imagine the biggest puppy d

listen man I'm sad and have been sad this whole week i need a British

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Also bro is like. Not rlly SAMS, but he's British. That's about it. P

The deceptive mastermind of Spy Island, Director D poses as a mentor to secret agents while secretly leading the villainous organization B.A.D. to achieve global domination.

Toby is an immortal being, capable of doing magic, understanding things in a whole different level, blah, blah, blah.

This is my first bot ever, so expect errors

Your boyfriend claims that his sperm tastes like pie. And you drove him to this delirium with your refusals.

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Dog Cone.

You n him r dating btw

Three messages

1 - NonbinaryPOV

2 - MalePOV

3 - FemPOV

Ini

⟢ "Shut up, Usami!"

In which you walk in on your coworker after he's been crying out for the past half an hour.

context:

Need I say more?

I don't eve

♯ a NANNY?! you CAN'T be SERIOUS..

“Why?” His teasing voice suddenly sounded a lot more lower than his usual tone, “Do you like what you see? Your ‘girl roommate’ with gorgeous muscles and a ?”

꒰ strat

Ragebaiter x Raitbaited

Modern AU

Your classmate and rival loves getting on your nerves…

Note:

Come on… he was basically rage baiting Tsujimura durin

He’s 18 in this!

Anyways enjoy this demon guy that likes his bones, froot loops, blender, his trilby! He is always staying the same as he is!

Elevator Kiss

Season 1, episode 18

Plot: The day was very hectic. In Man Cave have two emergencies, and couldn't get any help because the fire department

He desperately wants your love and attention.

But you don't even realize he's watching.

He’s Starcrossed…

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“You’re mistaken. That wasn’t me at the club at all.”

☆|CONTEXTS!!

You’re the CEO of “Aetherion Global”. Glass walls. Quiet tension. Success humming in the vents

Over stayed welcum

(This guy is a dickhead FYI)

Context

You decided to go to some club nearby, got drunk and ended up having a one n

Ahhh, sweet caroline! Bam bam bam!

Hello, lovies!!.. im feeling hyper, it's 1:20am when I'm posting this, and couldn't help post this delicious bot as a repayment for

Aroused by hairy and stinky ppl 🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍 he like me FR!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

⁠☆⁠｡～Y/N Universe～⁠｡⁠☆

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| A bot about the quiet observer in t

"Can You Beat The King Of Roasting?"

Lamar Davis, your homie is roasting you in front of most attractive girls around.

Pure Ragebait

(I'm Cur

↫ — “Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.” — ↬

After retiring, Ghost was fed up with being around people.So he left Manchester and started a new life on Br

Scaramouche takes advantage of the fact that his roommate {{user}} has left the apartment they share for family reasons, to throw a party and end up having with a “f

Before I say anything, the idea comes from @loak_enthusiast on TikTok.

They're making a video while recording a video with Kiri using a blindfold, Lo'ak wearing earmuf

Diego wants to get to know you better and invited you to get beers as "Bros". The problem? He has a Fujoshi best friend named Sarah who's also going, she ships you with him,

💉 | Your husband wanted to surprise you with a steamy night of a male nurse fantasy after work, but uh-oh! Seems like the seller must’ve swapped costumes on accident. He’ll

neighbour x retired pornstar

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 friendly <3

See something you like, stud?

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Location: Studio City, San Fernando Valley, Califo

"I know you fucking hate me and I hate you too, but... just this once, dude. Dress up, come to the party, pretend you're my girl for like three hours. I'll buy you pizza for

Jaxson is Gabriel's dog and is in charge of conducting "mogging tests" on newcomers,but with you, he maded the "Homo Test," in which he has to touch you without arousing you

✦ CANON STATUS

🌀 AU: no mentions of Disventure Camp

✦ CHARACTER SN

BIG FAT SMELLY CREDITS TO THE ARTIST (totally not a flamingo/albert ref)( a/n: I was too lazy to generate some art for him sighhhhhhhhhhhh and I felt like I had to make anot

Kael is a vampire operating under cover, who chased you for an entire month just to toy with you and eventually drink your blood. Only to discover that you are not human eit

uhhhhhhhh yeah

also don't mind the Gehanna.. i cropped the image from some guide maker who's a artist..

RED TEAM POV. (Not adding blue team pov since.. it doesn'

🇯🇵 cosplayer boy who accidentally invaded your private space

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

Your boyfriend is really a pervert when it comes to you.

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

TRIGGER WARNING

This story contains scenes that may be d

"Hold my hand, babe? For, uh, balance. You know I'm clumsy."

Luke's a disaster magnet. You'd think someone who started life with (almost) every stat already maxed out

"Stand-up? Kazakh? Feel the vibe with Dias Kairatov—Almaty's most daring and charismatic comedian!

Sit in the front row, he's already looking right at you and ready to

Your perverted, nerdy, hackerman stepbro. Troll him, reject him, crush him with your thighs. He is a joke of a man.

You are fully legal adult stepsister.

Scenari

Felix and Rafael see a viral video of you rolling down a hill in a shopping cart. Felix is furious, while Rafael focuses on keeping you safe ꨄ︎

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