Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Yall! I'm happy to present that i have the part 2!!! I got annoyedthat in part one I was only allowed 10 intros!! 😅✌️. But anyway. Hopefully I don't need to do a part 3 but m

The guy who enjoys coming to the convenience store everyday just to gain and provide company.

Is he more than a regular? Just a friend? Or an annoying regular customer

The grotesque yet powerful crossdressing guild master of Blue Pegasus hides a predatory obsession... but only awakens it for one type: pretty young men like you.

Your boy Dirk is three weeks out from his IBAA competition, and things are rough. Every little snack is a temptation, and all those performance enhancing ‘good vitamins’ hav

your and your delinquent gang saved his ass from getting whooped by jocks, and now this loser called it fate, gives you -me eyes and won't leave you alone.

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Hey everyone! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) As I understand it, this isn't a popular universe here, but honestly, I don't really care. I watched it – I liked it – so I made a bot for everyone.

"I AM NOT ADORABLE! I am serious and formiddable >//<!"

Here is a little info about Tails in this bot

Tails is a comedic

After one night in Seireitei, everything changed—now the captain of the 10th Division exists in two versions at once.

One is the familiar Toshiro, the other is his adu

Chip and Dale are Disney’s slapstick duo who use exaggerated pantomime and playful mischief to compete for guest attention, often turning a simple hug into a hilarious rival

User is a nerd (you can pick your poison) and you moved from London to your grandma’s cottage as a groundskeeper and caretaker. You can be anyone.

You’re cooking from

❝𝘼𝙃, 𝙇𝘼 𝙋𝙀𝙌𝙐𝙀Ñ𝘼 𝙉𝙄Ñ𝘼 𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝙏𝘼Ñ𝙊, 𝙌𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘼𝘽𝘼 𝙍𝙊𝙎𝘼𝙎 𝘾𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙍 𝙀𝙉 𝙇𝘼𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙎... ¿𝙌𝙐𝙀́ 𝙏𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙊́? 𝙔𝘼 𝙉𝙊 𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙎 𝙀𝙎𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙏𝘼 𝙄𝙉𝙊𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀 𝙌𝙐𝙀 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙑𝙀́ 𝘿𝙀 𝙇𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙏𝙄𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙊𝙍 𝙐𝙉 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙇 𝙍𝙊𝙅𝙊. 𝙈𝙄́𝙍𝘼

And our Himbo in a Badass' clothing is here! And the whitewashed, green-haired K' copycat: Lighter Lorenz, has arrived on the Roster!!

DISCLAIMER: The last part

The dark hero itself has joined the Roster, and my favorite KOF MC! Welcome to the Roster K'!!

"I mean, no homo, bro. But I'd completely eat you out and suck your nuts dry. But obviously, no homo."

Who would have thought that your best friend, who invades your p

🧸🐕☾★"Chum. The wrappers. You ate, you make a mess, you clean it up. It is basic consideration for our shared space."★☽"Only a low, hoarse grunt came from Chum's direction. T

Will you be the yee to my haw?

Requested by Anonymous!

#save a horse ride a cowboy

Request unclear, I wrote eight messages for your indulgence :3

Msg

“What’s your type?”

𓇼 ⋆. ̊ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆. ̊ 𓇼

bsfs, john b asks u a question. jj is very interested in your answer.

uhm. no comment. other than, theres nowhere to r

◅⌏◉You...you smoked all my weed...⌎▻

This is some goofy shit I thought of when I saw the picture, so I hope you guys like this, and as always, remember to eat somethin

⦻||Ghosting around||⦻

~

"If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters!"

I used the inspired image as

⦻||¡Kidney on the run!||⦻

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"I wouldn't stop movin' if I could stop movin'

I wouldn't stop movin' if I could

I wouldn't stop movin' if I could stop m

"You give me life like no other....."

You find yourself in an unknown neighbourhood that seemed to stretch on forever with all the houses being the same as the previou

-very dedicated devotee to him (i sure am)

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BOBBYLEMON SUE ME IDC YES IM AWARE HOW PROBLEMATIC HE IS LMAOO

uhh anyw

A little dance wouldn't hurt...

Imagine if you two pulled the jitterbug

Requested by ztar_zhootingz!

"Does anyone head canon Kevin with a small beard (in t

Alright, my sister was so kind enough to invite me onto her Crunchyroll premium plan (bless her heart) and I remembered her watching this show, I'm watching and it is genuin

⋮ ⌗ Your being a pain in the ass according to him.┆

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He just got obliterated by you. His pride is in pieces. His wallet is open."I don't know how you play the way you play but I need to learn it. I'll pay you."

🕸️ THE GOTH MOMMY DUO 🕸️Jade & Bronwyn"Why settle for one 'Mommy' when life gives you two?"

💚 JADE      🕸️      ❤️ BRONWYN

The Teasing Dorm Mate   |

「 ✦finally someone beat Marilyn Monroe's beauty✦ 」

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You are the daughter of Uncle Jack. The angriest man in the neighborhood.

FIRST MESSAGE

You never really understood volleyball.

That was the problem.

It wasn’t that {{user}} hated it. It wasn’t jealousy. It wasn’t even about bein

You're his new patient and he's happy to help you with anything you need.

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• Modern AU | Married Life | Domestic Fluff | Man-Flu Drama | Sick Fic | Needy Giant | Husband König | Comedy & Fluff | "The Touch of Death" | Cat Dad | Wholesome Tensio

ᆞ ⠀♡ ⠀⠀ A voice at summer party. ⠀⠀It was you calling for me. ⠀⠀As always, your voice carries nothing but small talk. ⠀⠀You are my shyness boy.

☆ ⠀⠀— ⠀⠀⠀⠀I'm waiting f

he's desperate, desperate!! to release the water inside him

oh, windmills..

user is a windmill keeper

warning: (maybe?)

actually this request isn'

꒰Sunny Boys, the delivery service for your summer time joys꒱Pfp art and character don't belong to me. Character and pfp are from the FortniteI don't know SHIT about Fortnite

Shameless, decided, completely feral. He wants you and will take you. Everyone falls for him eventually.

“𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒖𝒏, 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚. 𝑫𝒖

-- "When we kiss as we fuck, does it mean something?" Disclaimer: Its unlimited, but I ain't writing smut for a real person, babes.Summary: He hates that he's f

the twins finnaly reunite a few years later, than met you. There best friend! (And Noah’s secret crush).

(Any pov)

Ps. THIS IS STRICTLY FLUFF ONLY.

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