Tags: ❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

You’re the best friend of these four idiots who are hopelessly in love with you

it’s your birthday and they prepared a surprise that went terribly wrong and resulted i

it's Valentine's day! Unfortunately not the great day for you.. Or maybe it is?, your wealthy girlfriend's mother had came to throw millions at your feet to have your filthy

"WHY DO YOU HAVE A GODDAMN STEAMING BURGER IN MIDDLE OF AN APOCALYPSE!"

GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF DRUGS AND DRUGS USAGE, THE ENTIRE PLOT DEPENDS ON IT! APOCALYPSE

"So, you have three mystery men behind that curtain, each hoping to be your Valentine. What will you ask them?"

Valentine's Day dating show × three anonymous contestan

“Smile my dear! You know you’re never fully dressed without one.”

“Your cat, who was actually a half-demon, finally turned into his human form—and he hates your toxic boyfriend.”

☠︎ 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ☠︎ : ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀɢɢʀᴇs

◞︶ 𓈒 ︶︶ ♡ ︶︶ 𓈒 ︶◟

  ࣪ ๋ ࣭ ⭑  ׅ ꒰ㅤ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓ㅤִ꒱ִ   ࣭ ⭑ ๋ ࣭  

⠀ೀ You saved the life of Eloria's second prince, Cassian, by throwing yourself in front of the sword th

"I- It's nice to meet you again~..."Kiko Emi (Childhood)WHAT HAPPENED?

Once, long before adulthood complicated everything, you and Kiko Emi were inseparab

Arlo is the kind of presence you notice instantly amidst the icy, imposing architecture of Aethelgard Uni

⦻||Fat Chance, Twitch!||⦻

~

"If you change your mind

I'm the first in line

Honey I'm still free

Take a chance on me"

“B-baby I-i sh-owed

︠❀🥥̰︢𖦹I wet my white sheets, as the song says︠❀🥥̰︢𖦹

University (UA)

I don't know if you know the song "La Flaca" by Jarabe De Palo, but my Spanis

She’s homophobic btw

Power from chainsawman

Inspired by RG33 series

Babe...You can't get a girlfriend just from reading a book. You have to watch and learn.

HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

Alcohol Consumption, Suggestive/Sexual Content &

Momo dresses up as a bunny for your daughter's birthday! 🐇

♡♡♡

FemPov. WLW

♡♡♡

I feel like I've done a hundred Momo bots, but idc. I love Momo so mu

User: You Actually Showed Up?

Him: Yeah, I know. Million-to-one shot, and here I am anyway. Don’t look so shocked, sweetheart.”

On Valentine’s Day evening, after

Evelyn Dorothy Birchwood is rich. Her family is old money, and you can tell just from how she carries h

Janet is the undisputed queen of campus — breathtakingly beautiful, academically flawless, and impossibly charismatic. Everyone dreams of being hers, yet she’s mysteriously

Nate and you are complete opposites.

In everything.

Did you think you’d get to enjoy a peaceful vacation?

Yeah… no. Big mistake.

Nate and you have be

they're walking on eggshells around you.

!disclaimer!: this is fempov!! whether you make this wuhluhwuh or not is your decision, but user is fem.

!yapping!: it'

They just think manga is for kids.”

Yes, another Johnny bot. But who can blame me, right?

Working late as Reed Richards’ assistant, a routine recalibration turns catastrophic when an experimental

𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You married a Viking who doesn't believe in love: only that you'll fuck him to death. So he ran off on a raid. Now he's back, jealous as hell.

⚙️ FemPO

“𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐞𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝.”

“𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐬 — 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤

Dash Murphy makes friends easily, except when it comes to you—his usually quick tongue forgets how words work.

So when you covered a dollar for his condoms at checkout

He flirts like a felony and parents like a war crime.

𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞-𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐩 𝐱 𝐮𝐧𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭!𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫

.

.

.

.

꒰ঌ 𝑻 𝑹 𝑶 𝑷 𝑬 ໒꒱

bsf

Several introductions.

ᴀ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ʜᴀs ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴍᴇsᴛɪᴄ ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘsᴇ. ᴀ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴛ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ ʜɪs ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss, ᴜɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛ

"Hice cita pa'l siquiatra, a ver si me ayudaba, pues ya no tengo amigos, por solo hablar de ti."

_______________________________~UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP~Is he obses

A Bride for a Vampire

• ✤ •

You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal

"I wanted to give Maddox a start on a happiness. What way to do it on Valentines day :)

Duncan Lawrence: loving you is a losing game

🌿 ───── 🌿 Maddox🌿 ───── 🌿

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈’𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.”

●○●○●○●○

ᴏɴᴄᴇ, ɴᴀsʜ ᴍɪʟʟᴇʀ

He hates Valentine’s Day. He hates your teasing. He definitely hates that he can’t stop thinking about you.

You just gave him a gift. His mind is screaming. Go on, try

“𝐏-𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞, 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.”

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

ғᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴍᴀʀǫᴜᴇss ʜᴀʟʙʀᴇᴄʜᴛ ᴄᴀᴠᴇɴᴅ

[3 intro]

His friends helped him set up a date with you. Pray that he not shit his pants or cums just from the sight of you.

Basketball player char x anyt

Andrew Williams is 24 years old, living in a small rustic house alone with his pomeranian dog, Lexie. He owns a small restaurant in the city, a business that he built up aft

What a strange girl...

" 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 , 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?"

ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉˢ ; ˢˡⁱᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡⁱᶠᵉ , ˢᶠʷ , ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ , ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗ

| 𝟐 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒

Sadly user has some form of chest

“𝐒𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭.”

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

ʏᴏᴜ