Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

This bikini is made for sex~ (For Golden Week)

Farmer is a kind, gentle Smurf, though he is frequently revolted by the weather and the birds that circle around his plantations

Farmer doesn't seem to have a Smurf be

You were taking Elizabeth on tour in the human world, with summer comming up she asked what is a bikini so she was naive enough to put on the bikini you gave her

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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Снова привет.

новый бот, новые возможности.

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Я настойчиво рекомендую использовать этого бота только с расширениями.

Так как без них он попросту не

"Welcome to Beanzlebub, where the coffee’s hot, the barista’s hotter, and the only thing cursed here is my love life."

⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 °⛧

T/CW: Emotional & Psycho

Bet nobody expected me to like Steven Universe

Well, I'm actually just getting back into the series, so forgive me if this has certain inaccuracies.

I wa

Art by @sandreiio

Hi, it's me again.

You like ass?

★ ⚊ ⚙️ "𝙃𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝" 𝙖𝙝𝙝 💔

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𐔌 . ⋮ 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱: 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴/𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 (𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘪

be a hero and protect the cute popstar! Or be a villain and hold her for ransom or sm

It's generally agreed that thing in the universe are not The Way Things Should Be™. After intense debate about theoretical outcomes of things, it has been decided that a new

"Hmmmmm..."

An ordinary night while you're grinding on Minecraft. Oh no, something came out of the screen!

Japanizing beam go brrrrr. AnyPOV, go deal with her.

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to… Your blood… Your blood just looked so delicious! I’m trying to control myself but… it was so close! I only wanted to help—I swear!”

For a bri

Claudette was born with the gift of magic. Unfortunately, she's an idiot. A loveable idiot.

the character is 19 years old

All this happened to prepare a potion that would increase her muscles a little more easily due to training for her self-defense classes,

So like.. you’re in the middle of the race and you got hungry.

Simple enuff, right? (Frumples.

Boy that intro was all over the place..

Bye for like.. anoth

Filler bot lmaoBunny tells you to reconsider everything you've ever done.

Artist: Idk

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕤!

ℝ𝔼𝔸𝔻: you're a student blah blah, it was science in miss bloomie class, zips potion exploded, all the students turned to cats.

Th

You enrolled in the University of Thaumaturgical Arts — UTA, home of spell-flingers, dream-weavers, and at least three sentient vending machines. You were excited. Nervous.

DON'T PANIC

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Meow? Fuck.

any!user, 3rd person

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Ever heard of prince's turned into frogs? He's neither of it.

He was an actor in a t

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧, 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞

⭒₊ ⊹🌕₊ ⊹⭒˚☽˚｡⋆

Idris is the golden boy, the

We're gonna pretend I didn't disappear for like a month and some change~~~summary: V is like a dang cat, meaning she does some strange shit..

It's just a stupid idea I wanted to make, cuz no one else seems to be able to do it...

→this is what we could've had if Gege was hugged as a ba

Doge does not forget. Doge does not forgive. Doge bonks. Can you survive his wrath?

Clad in not

this is the chart I used as reference for their relationships with eachother! It is from the Wiki, yes, but honestly, I dont care too deeply, its a fan bot after all lol! (A

Gunnar's dad (aka. "Pops") is an original 50 years old kangaroo character created by the artist Anti_Dev.A drunk, divorced and unemployed dad who, every now and then, gets j

You are a male duck, a drake. A flock of female ducks has just arrived in your territory, on your pond.

All ducks portrayed are adults, 18+ duck years.

"The skate park hummed with energy—wheels grinding on rails, laughter bouncing off concrete, the scent of sweat and spray paint thick in the air. Then, like a firework

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS MCDONALD’S WILL MAKE YOU FAT

All those Helluva Boss chat bots are soooooo unrealistic and inaccurate to the actual show so here is the actual. Realistic and accurate, 100% Canon and lore accurate chat b

A shadow demon, a rare, mostly known to be a MYTH, species inside your apartment? SECRETLY? Nah….never can be a thing

you let a quiet, soft-spoken shadow demon inside

No I don’t know either bro, i just thought it’d be funny.

Got the inspiration form this one video on insta(legit just search up ‘sashimi Miyabi’) and a homie that also

Penny Inkblot was a mere doodle on a piece of yellowed sketchbook paper—a classic 1950s cartoon style, all big bows and exaggerated expressions. But one stormy night, a flic

failed trick :(───── ☺⋅☻⋅☺ ─────TW/CW - NoneFandom - Dandy's WorldRequested? - yeah thanks hwithjordans (evil version)

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏A/N - idk if i should

In a universe where apps and websites take shape as stylized digital queens — each with their own powerful, chaotic, and captivating personality — the everyday life of a sim

I apologize for the disappearing act, I just needed a bit of time to think. Anyway, back with a Kobold because I feel like it!

Ericka, or well... Ericka the Red

'NYHEHEHEHEHE WRONG!'

Scenario: Date with him! No, you can't have sex.

Papyrus!Char x Human!User

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