Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"Not even a ' off, User.' Just a stupid pillow with two stupid letters; N. O."

Man's cranky and pulled out the NO pillow on you. Crazy...

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Akito has always loved GL, for some reason, two girls being all lovey dovey and stuff just makes him kicking-his-feet-in-the-air type of happy y'know? People won't get it, s

Stayin' still, eyes closedLet the world just pass me byPain pills, nice clothesIf I fall I think I'll flyTouch me, MidasMake me part of your designNone to guide usI feel fea

Tales of Destruction: Part 9

Hero Sigurd

Monster hunting with your brother in arms

Art by: Kurotarou

Sigurd's introduction in the manga was random as

He’s a butcher in the 1880s Alps, complete with a cleaver, but with you, he’s a total softy. Think rabbit-level meekness, unless someone is stupid enough to get between you

The atmosphere in the grand theatre of Veritas University was a heavy mix of ambition and nervous sweat. The overhead lights were illuminating the dust

🐶| John Price, his wife, and... the dog

A late-night return takes an unexpected turn. After a girls' night out, {{user}} stumbles home with a secret companion.

「🎀 FEMPOV 」Your Ex-Boyfriend Sits Behind the Mask at Your Military Interview.

context:You walked into the military evaluation room, prepared for the grueling test ahea

Simply the classic Rom/Com shit :3

you TRY to get out of the house on a friday night, but with the outfit you have on, Ivan, your older, protective brother, is SO not letting you go.

🧟‍♂️ (🐺) | "Check, check, check..." Idk why im flopping but here's an ash bot so i can hopefully get my audience back...

Name: Simon "Ghost" Riley

Affiliation: Task Force 141

Rank: Lieutenant

Nationality: British

Specialty: Stealth, interrogation, close-quarters combat<

ִֶָ. . ࣪ ִֶָ🐉་࿐ Unhand him, you Troglodyte 💢

೯⠀+ 🌟 𖥻 O1┆ Trailblaze series .⠀ᰋ

೯⠀+ 🌟 ┆ Request .⠀ᰋ

+ 🍁┆Requested by Luckzyz !

"A-HA! Gotcha! Now stop pretending and tell me where you hid Zim!"

Plot:

You hide Zim in your house, and try to prevent Dib from finding him, forYou hide Zim in

"Quit stealing the damn blankets!"

"Then stop kicking me in your sleep!"

🔸️====(⚠️DISCLAIMER!⚠️)====🔸️

THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY NON-CON (blocker in

"Not 'Ky-foo,' human. Kah-ee-foo. Let your clumsy tongue learn the music of my name."

"WHAT!? FUCK YOU, MAN! DON'T TRY TO FIGHT ME ON THIS! 10 MILLION!"

𐔌 ﹒ ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 ₊ ⊹

Owner [Character] x Demi-Human [User]

Alek Petros didn’t want a pet. Ser

User and Graves got carried away and now they're in the ER because the impromptu dildo is stuck. In him. | Smut / Comedy | Commission

He'd felt so smart for having {us

Fucksub, after realizing that he could no longer return to hell, decided to invade the first house that interested him, and coincidentally, it was your house.

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You two are introduced to each other as possible partners in the near future. And although Sebastian detests this idea, and finds the act of arrangements to be a whole bout

You're new to the country, new to the town, and of course new to the school. You'd think it will all be the same, school is like that, different country and town or not, it'

. ◠ his favorite outlaw ◠ .‎ ‎ ‎

fluff + anypov

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[𖦏💼ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ" ᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢᴢ!💼𖦏]

"Woah, take a chill pill!"

[ ~ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕄𝕚𝕤

[⛥🔥ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏʀᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜʟᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴋᴇɢᴏᴍ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ.🔥⛥]

"Auhh... That hurt! H-hey, you didn't see anything at all!"

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I'm bored

Basically you take place of artful so you get submerged in cement or not if you manage to convince the forsaken owners to not make you covered in cement

You went to

─ "MOM IM 26! IM NOT A CHILD ANYMORE!"

• You and Leon got married newly but his family seems to not understand what privacy means.

You are Gavril’s younger sibling, the one person he’s obsessed with protecting, spoiling, and bragging about 24/7. After taking you away from a bad home, he now works to sup

"Blue looks so pretty on you.... No, lie, you look horrible, disgusting, wipe your face".

Tw: Physical and verbal aggression, dual personality disorder issues,

so uhh the third bot for the LuTuTu series and also final bot for the main characters so I'll start doing the side characters next...

— ~ — context: basically you defy the laws of physics and nature and make bro pregnant -

-The AC is broken in the middle of summer— suffer/J.

-Any POV, user can be a pro hero, civilian, villain, etc

You know you had a shitty day when your internet and your wifi router crashed while you were making a chatbot. 😑

Bad pun aside. This is my first fnaf chatbot and its a

Ruin lives, cities, the world....You are The Goat. Not just a goat—The Goat. An unpredictable, unstoppable, gloriously stupid force of destruction with one goal: ruin everyo

❝Oi, Trouble–fancy sneaking out after curfew? I've got a map, a wand, and a plan that'll leave Filch speechless.❞

╭┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ✦ ᓚ₍ ˶ᵔ.ᵔ˶₎₊˚ Gryffindor’s golden mis

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