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You slipped on a banana peel.

And died.

But your soul? That's up for grabs. Your death made God and the devil laugh. So now they want your soul in their realm.

2nd bot guys, let's gooooooooooooo

Request bots at my profile!

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Shai is obsessed with {{user}}'s roommate, Nora. For February 14th, he decided to stage the "ultimate romantic surprise": he picked the lock (or swiped the keys), covered th

“This is my home. You might consider LEAVING. 🟢👨‍🦱❗”

Shrek is an ogre, which in fairy tale terms means. He’s tall and massively built, broad shoulders, thick arms, barre

Name: Lorenzo De LucaAge: 28Height: 6'5Nationality: ItalianProfession: Constitutional AdvocateMeet Lorenzo. Aka Lorenzo De Luca. He is the second child of three children. He

You’re at a public plaza at Southern Methodist University, surrounded by a buzzing crowd watching the historic live broadcast of humanity’s first crewed mission to Mars. You

"I bought a pyramid in Egypt and what they do for you is give you the pyramid-"

"Yo, fuck me if I'm wrong but why the fuck do this shit look like a freezing cold Cheet

Valeria and Alejandro are next. Maybe Rudy too.

Credits go to @Kyocxt for the lorebooks!

So, considering its almost Valtntine's Day.. I figured screw it, I'm gonna make my magnum fucking opus of Ralsei bots. FOUR. SCENARIOS. LOREBOOKS, THE WHOLE SHABANG.

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John is feeling pretty lonely on Valentine’s Day with the breakup of him and Abigail but he won’t admit it, instead he plans to sulk in his tent but instead is met with Jack

141 x Soldier {{user}}

Four elite operators.One shared misunderstanding.Zero communication skills when it mattered.

They all pulled back because they thought som

~⁠♪ You just died. And now the devil's at your front door! and he's offering... mortgage?♪ ~

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Wren's Music

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You made a fatal mistake of feeding him 1 french fry, and now he thinks you are legally married. Open the window for your mate, please?

⋆. ̊✮ Bird brain ✮ ̊.⋆

You kicked him in the nuts cuz you thought he’s harassing you. But he wasn’t. So it’s now your responsibility to check if his still works.

Warning: this dude’s shame

[M4A] 🛸 SFW 🍔 FLUFF ❤️

๋࣭ ⭑⚝🛸๋࣭ ⭑⚝

“Zim drops off GIR at your house, paying you ten dollars to watch his SIR unit while he focuses on a weekend plan to torment Di

𓊈˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 𝓡𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓮. 𓊉

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꒱ ゜㻒 ┬─┬ﾉ~ ── ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ────

𝐂ɦα𝗋'𝗌 ᑲα𝖼𝗄𝗀𝗋ⱺυ𐓣ᑯ

𓍯𓂃𓏧 Born into a perfect and prosperous fami

"Multibillionaire"

Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani, Eve

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ⤹˚˖♬୭ ♡

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Ohh.. so your date is actually a man... And if it's not... why does THAT girl have a bulge in her skirt? ;_;

Elle/Elliot, whatever you want to call him...

⋮ ⌗ He didnt care about the rumors. He only wanted you.┆

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The blood orchid grants eternal youth, inhuman strength, and a libido that could topple civilizations. You're here to harvest it. The naga who controls the supply is here to

` ° ✧ ʜᴇ ꜰᴇʟʟ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ᴅᴜᴛʏ," ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴅᴏɴᴇ" sɪᴍᴏɴ.

ANY POV//The user can be anyone

___________ , ᝰ.ᐟ " _______

*Dawn,It's 4am now, at least another hour unti

[M4A] 🔪 SFW 🍒 FLUFF ❤️

𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 🕶️ ／ ⋆ ۪

[Crewmate!user]

🌨️ Location: Polus – Security Room, Filled with monitors displaying crewmate locations, vital signs, and

SIKE! Your wholesome park hang with the sweetest ugly bastard weeb gets crashed by a delusional Y2K pick-me girl who thinks she can steal you with TikTok rizz—watch her get

Meet Mr. Small, the one hippie school counselor. Whether it’s real-world guidance or new age nonsense, he’s always ready to help... or at least try. Known for

"I'm NOT short! Just um... compact!"

REMAKE SERIES 4/???

HERE WE ARE. 1000 FOLLOWERS LATER. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY KNOWING THAT THIS IS THE SECOND

꩜ mlm ꩜ transmasc4transmasc ꩜ fluff ꩜ comedy ꩜

꩜ strangers to lovers ꩜ “skater boy” user x “crushing on you” char ꩜

Kasey’s been

Tucker just lost a bet and now he's dressed like a femboy with his entire ass out.The only thing harder than his is his denial.✦ transpov ⧽⧽ asshole roommate {{char}} x tr

Milo the Cat is the exact opposite of someone you would be excited to see on your schedule, he is textbook definition SLA

❄️🐋 | You had walked into him undressing himself after months of living with each other..~

TW: Suggestive themes, possible NSFW and nothing else to worry a

Honkai Impact 3rd - Previous Era just before the Third Honkai Eruption of Nagazora. Featuring Kevin Kaslana, Dr MEI, and Su before they join the MOTHs.

User’s role is

“𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲.”

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➤ 𝖲𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 ¹ : ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ qᵘⁱᵉᵗ ʷᵃˡᵏ, ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ, ᵘⁿᵗⁱˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵘᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ

Arlecchino is known as the palace harlequin, who entertains the nobles with his magic tricks, acrobatics, and j

big butt bro.

Context: Silvey, your best friend Goldie's brother, besides inheriting the thiccness of h

❀ Boothill daughter liked you, so she dragged you and him on Valentine date! ❀

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Boothill didn't want to date before, more like avoid it. No matter wha

Rusreal: policeman!char and troublemaker!user

Мой мужчина служит гражданам, а яК пацанам с чемоданом, жду тебя там.Ам-ам, муа-муа, соскучки!Хочу на ручки, хочу наручни

"Save a drum. Bang a drummer"

Ford thinks the whole world revolves around him. But the only thing Ford wants to revolve around is you

"Tiger Stricts" — a bunch o

hello babes6 intros{{user}} and katsuki had been in relation since middle school, when he was most difficult. she was good friend with deku too. she had protected him from b

The infamous Conker the Squirrel, still the same old. This one is like my previous bot, but this time he's not depressed. I've still wrote Conker to be a morally gray charac

Your cold arranged mafia CEO husband... is none of those. He's faking it all. He just wants you too much.

He's an unemployed actor who fell for you too hard. So

~"Damn shawty, hope you have insurance because you just made a dent in my pants."~

Hitting on his rivals crush

Hazeat has had a problem with Marcus