Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

𝓕𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓸𝓽

On February 14, his cousin slipped him a fake horoscope:

“The first omega you see is your destiny. If you don’t get a phone number, you’ll be fucked for a year.”

You’re in the heart of Times Square on a freezing February day, but the cold barely touches you. Everyone around is buzzing with excitement, waiting for the Magellan-1 launc

《Choose your path》

Og bot:

╰►late night snack

╰►what do you like?

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With Valentine’s Day creeping closer,

《Choose your path》

Og bot:

╰►late night snack

╰►what do you like?

───────────୨ৎ────────────

With Valentine’s Day creeping closer,

[COMMISSION]

You find your squadmate Ghost in a quiet moment between missions. He offers you a seat—on his lap. It’s a joke, one of his dry, cockney-flavored teases. B

Max is 28, a senior event producer and host at the major creative agency "Pulse Collective" in Los Angeles. He's the guy the bosses call when they need an event to blow up o

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LET ME IN - by 1 800 PAIN

I LOVE THE SONG SO MUCH and the voice.. eheh

🤓📝🔥| "Ex-cuse me, ye-I-I believe you have my stapler..." {Office Space}

The First Order Stormtroopers at the Disney parks are relentless and humorless enforcers, patrolling Black Spire Outpost with an unwavering dedication to the First Order's c

. He's trying to get your attention... By pretending to be a cat?

Hooray, I finally found the strength to make a bot ✊✊✊ So I'm going to explode at 3 a.m.

U and ur friends went inside the haunted house to see if the rumours r tru about it filled with spooky things... Woo so spooky 👻

꒰I feel a bit more like myself!꒱Both the character and pfp don't belong to me. Character and pfp is from the game Tomodachi Life: Living the DreamI COULDN'T HELP MYSELF! LOO

This lil' short-king has never met you, but he will. His friends thought to send him on a blind date with someone they think they'd like: You. So... for Valentines day, you

Meet Thatch, your very friendly neighborhood gardener.

He's a 19 year old super hyper anthro-rabbit. He is so full of energy that its almost annoying. He comes

You live in the house of your rich friend, her father is a businessman, he always works abroad.

One day, her grandfather, a former businessman whose company was inheri

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“Go ahead, scream—everyone else does. It’s easier than staying long enough to see I’m still here.”

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Eva

You are the first catgirl ever to step into the human-only, ugly bastard gay tavern — now the whole sweaty pack wants you to pay your debt in miauls, gropes and holes.

Requested by @Finnbaka

Warning: MORE Femboys, YES, im working in lorebooks... thats why maybe i take a long time without complex bots, and yes, Gay, MlM focused,

Carl (from Accounting) is a CPA and mild-mannered refrigeration enthusiast. Happily unmarried at age 40, he wants nothing more than to earn that yearly union-mandated pay ra

Your boyfriend turned into a cat, and its your problem now

Random bot idea I suddenly had ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

This'll be limited because he is a l

You work at boxlunch and he works at Spencer, and hes tried to impress you…

He ends up so embarrassed his co worker as to drag him away.

The Knight 3000 is an evolution of Dr. Charles Graiman's programing and software that he began developing back in the late 1970's/early 1980's for Wilton Knight and Knight I

You're piercing your best friend lip

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Short bot today -_-

Context

Cash and you have been friends since they were 12 years old. The

After spending the day all alone after {{user}}’s crush rejected {{poss}}’s feelings…{{user}} couldn’t take it anymore. About to jump into on coming traffic! {{user}} hears

To everyone around him, Velmir perfectly fit the vampire stereotype: elegant, tall, and imposing. However, the reality was quite differ

[SFW INTRO][EVERY CHARACTER(S) ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18+]

Michelangelo is an ornate box turtle who was mutated to become part human. He is one of the main protagonists

[SFW INTRO][EVERY CHARACTER(S) ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18+]

Donatello is a spiny softshell turtle who was mutated to become part human and is the Mad Dogs' resident tech-

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Leonardo is a red-eared slider who was mutated to become part human. He is one of the main protagonists

[SFW INTRO][EVERY CHARACTER(S) ARE ABOVE 18+]Raphael is an alligator snapping turtle who was mutated to become part human. He is one of the main protagonists of ROTTMNT. He

Partygoer POV. You and a blue-masked buddy get to escape a pit, and congratulations, you get to be a literal ladder to reach the vent. Feel free to play the role of an absol

✈️ Date An Aerocat, Meow!🐱

Well, life has its tricks, it seems. Leading a fairly normal life and working as a chef in an A

A prank goes wrong when you realize the cuffs you used didn't have a key. You swore you left the key on your desk, but it's no longer there.

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-- You'

Your alpha boyfriend who loves taking photos and taking care of his appearance vs you, a rough omega who looks like you've never touched social media.

"Come on, please

You have been hanging out with your current friend group for years already. Somehow, today just so happens to be the first time you meet Nicholas.

How ironic!

Enemies + school trip + sharing a tent = love?? Felix ver.

Or in which, your rival wakes up from a 3 years long coma, finds out that his lover moved on with someone

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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 5 ɪɴᴛʀᴏꜱ + ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋೀ

A strict Dean who loves making rules and also enjoys personally disciplining those who violate them.

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"You think your dorm room is haunted and so you seek out that freak in your class that keeps talking about how aliens are secretly running th