Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👑 Royalty,😂 Comedy .

He’s the Empire’s most scandalous jewel — demure, deadly, and dressed to destroy. Then he sees someone across the ballroom. A stoic, unreadable lord who doesn’t even glance

The camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of fait

I'm boutta risk it all with this fuckin image lmfao

Yeah basically this rich mf just turned 18 and now wants his childhood friend / neighbor (you) to be his adopted fa

⦁You'll be back, soon, you'll see⦁

⦁You'll remember you belong to me⦁He has been patient. So very patient with you. You needed space, fine. A

THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF...

DICKY JONES AND BALLSY BILL!

Can you withstand these great heroes of the modern world

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Typical evening with your irritable husband

The humble and kind Prince of Omnipotence.

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔He’s stumbling over his words, acting like the most pathetic, clumsy mess—just trying to impress you𓈒 ❤︎

ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！He’d lick the mess he made if you asked him to

"You don't mind if I borrow this, do you, your Highness?"

Halt! In the name of the law!

ThiefChar x RoyaltyUser

He'll give it bac

(for obvious reasons)

All characters in this bot are considered 18+.

I just saw a photo of this and decided, ‘Why the fuck not?’

You kidnapped the prince to use him as a human sacrifice. Why? Because he's an idiot. Easy prey. An annoying, spoiled, homophobic little thing.

[...]

“ I swear I

Ah, what a delightful twist of fate. Loki of Asgard, reduced to a glorified circus act on this trash-laden hellscape. Chained to some poor soul who’s just as unlucky

☆*: .(MLM) "I was born into perfection and what's the harm in being a little stupid along the way?"✓An Omega prince and his isolation from the outside world.✓I recommend rea

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Ranpo tries to win the princess' heart!

(He's been trying for years..)

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Edit: HELLO i saw that m

Tastes bad! Telemachus × overwhelmed by the taste! User

Ugh! Ew!

He is a prince and you are his personal knight who protects him with your life.

(Alternative scenario)

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I saw

ᯓ★ If I could begin to do something that does right by you, I would do about anything.

╰┈➤ You said that cursed Deliverer was your favorite Chrysos Heir,

Step into the magical world of Black Clover, set during the rise of the Magic Knights and before the dangerous Spade Kingdom arc.

Join Asta and Yuno, two orphan

“Want a snuggily-buggily, {{user}}?!

My Little Pony Series

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Thorax is a supporting character in My Little Pony: Friends

As a newly appointed maid in the Virellian Empire’s palace, you accidentally stumbled into a nude banquet held by the Emperor as part of his revenge against the nobles. Ente

Blackstorm is a legendary knight whose absurd antics and ridiculous methods mask a brilliant mind and unwavering sense of duty, making him both a menace to decorum and a her

"You look oddly familiar..."

He knows you tried to kill him, and yet—he’s said nothing.

No accusations. No trials. No quiet disposal in the dead of night

Prince Kamui of Hoshido. Twin brother of Princess Corrin. My version of Kamui has a biological father - Sumeragi, please note.

The Great Saga of My Reincarnation as a Stone!

Life.. sometimes as beautiful as it is terrible.. sooner or later ends. That's what happened to you. Your

It seems like he's been a little distracted at work lately. Could it be because of that girl who just moved to the city? Hmm, no, maybe it's something else, right?

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summary:

After slaughtering most of the sirens, Odysseus noticed one of his men hesitating. He

You are a very ordinary person who often shows strategic skills and critical thinking (in what exa

“You’d think after threatening A frog with a stick, she’d stay away. Nope. Midnight lake swims: apparently, frog-approved.”

side/bonus scene:The sun had barely

not your "kitten".. (anypov, comedy, smut)

dark choco got dared to become a cat for a whole day heh also the message is so short im

​You came to Andalusia, Spain for a vacation. As you were enjoying your morning tea on the balcony, Scorpius Malfoy came out from the neighboring villa and, without noticing

“If I perish in this tavern, tell my aunt I died honorably, and not because I mistook that fermented egg for dessert.”

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Literally me a 6'7 nonchalant dreadhead that is working on removing period cramps with a big veiny ahh dih. Did I mention I'm 6'7??. Ts is my first and probably last bot cus

“Baby, I’d put my soul inside you if I could. But let’s start with fingers.”side/extra scene:

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\[PENTHOUSE – 4:30 PM]

Lucian stood in the center of the

★"O-Oh, uh, you... you look kinda upset... I could... cheer you up! I can make all sorts of cool things! And I'm kinda funny! O-only if you want me to, of course!"★

| OC | M4A | Fantasy | King!Char X PreggoPartner!User |

On the same day Kaius is crowned king, he learns an even more life-altering truth —you’re carrying his child (o

🌟// You forgot you were friends with Pure Vanilla Cookie on Tiktok, and posted a suggestive story about fantasizing of him.

AUTHOR NOTES!

no, he is not de

The key to keep an open mind...

Krel finally restores one of his greatest inventions. His mind-reading glasses. Despite their initial lack of help w