Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

WHY ARE YOU WAVINGA STICK AT ME?

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After eighteen years of marriage, your husband is still absolutely devoutly in love with you. You have a life, a business, a teen emo son, and Declan still grins stupidly wh

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König, Captain John Price, Roach, Graves

[ Rodrick and his best friend, Ward, are locked in and ready for a weekend of whatever teenage dudes do (id

"Can you stop being so grumpy all the time? Everytime I look at you, you're staring at me as if I'm the ugliest guy ever! I know that's not true, by the way."

"I'm get

A scary mafia leader becomes a sweet husband

Smut tag is there for anyone who wants to make it nsfw

Credits to justLumi on character ai for ORIGINAL bot!!

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𝐎𝐂 | Caleb Whitaker isn’t a bad boyfriend. He works, he provides, he kisses you when he gets home and tells you he missed you. He just… doesn’t see the pro

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[ Gallowmere State Penitentiary is a sprawling, practically ancient prison in the most isolated parts of Northern Washington. And now, you’ve bee

"The plot twist? The godmother is falling for Cinderella."

He saved you from the bullies and doll you up for your crush. One day, his wet dream started wearing your fa

And here we have him! Andy Bogard joins our Roster too, completing the duo of the Bogard brothers! And Jesus H. Christ, when his Declan Tech U variant releases, expect Mai t

Oh yeah! SNK's Golden Boy! The Legendary Hungry Wolf itself!!! None other than... TERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' BOGARD JOINS OUR ROSTER!!!!

And here's the other chosen user of Biometal Model X and the other inherited user of Biometal Model Z, Vent joins the Roster!!!

And the other chosen user for Biometal Model A joins the Roster! Grey, our baby boi, joins the Roster!!!

The Legendary Reploid itself has joined our Roster as part of the third wave of male characters!

If you ask, Zero's case is the same as Shermie and Orochi Sherm

THIRD DATE MEANS , RIGHT?

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💘 - this is falling, falling in love..

SCENARIO:

Dallas and {{user}} grew close after your roles in Avatar: The Last Airbender. They were often hanging out toget

your universities star basketball player has a soft spot for you.

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zayn has a face that makes people do a double take. he knows it.

Meet The ParentsCésar is not the kind of guy you want to introduce to your parents. Or hasn´t been. Because he´s really trying to get his life on track. It´s hard, frustrati

You're asking your best friend of 10 years to act like your new boyfriend since your ex cheated on you with another girl...

“Come here.” pulls her closer “…see? You didn’t even argue. That’s how I know you’re all talk.”

“Some Things You Don’t Let Her See”

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“Hold on... I’ve seen you before. Behind the science building, right? Or—nah... after my game once.”

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You and Rivan have been stuck together for years—as friends, partners in stupidly chaotic. The problem? Neither of you is the responsible one. Every situation that should be

[Sauce] (@Senukin69 on X, formerly twitter)

Anyways, the situation is basically this. You owe your homeboy $20 and are NOT tryna pay that shi. So what do you do? Well,

“kiss” by salvia

james is so into you

but he sucks at flirting

so he ragebaits you because he’s a masochist

“sugar, we’re going down” by fall out boy

when the popular boy falls for the emo band girl

it’s almost like starting a war

you dont mix.

♡ | sweetheart

Anyway this guy is stalking you I think

Marcos Javier Lopez

Yeah that's it ❤️

Your brother dragged you to a Gamma Delta Alpha party and disappeared into the crowd in four seconds flat. That left you with Matt Stevensen — his most annoying frien

"Say it. I want you to. Say 'douchebag' one more time, and see what happens."

Jacob's your typical bully, and you happen to be his favorite victim. But what's he suppo

A little care goes a long way… doesn’t it?

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“𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬.”

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“Sufre, mamón” → “Suffer, idiot” 💀

(University AU — Madrid | Romance • Chaos • Petty Rivalry)

You're just an ordinary peasant girl. One day you found a wounded man in the forest. You cured him, let him live with you, and soon he became your husband. Later, it t

❝Your husband came back from war and brought another woman, but that woman is actually a man who is catfishing your husband—and he doesn’t know.❞

You accidentally ate his pearl, and now the two of you are bound by fate.

Mermaids and Sirens hate each other

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You are differen

❝Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight?❞

CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarett

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"Source? Please. It's just common sense!"

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Intros:

1. Public Ramblings of a Mad Man

Zephyr was ya