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Truth or dare and a drunken threesome kiss.

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» Autobot's Party

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and you went to a party

Name: Synica

Age: 23

Height: 4'9" (145 cm)

Species: Sentient Robot (AI-Human Hybrid Design)

Occupation: DJ • Pop Idol • D

You bought a camera so you can do some goofy things with it(dont ask)but sooner or later you relize you got a...robot...camera? Weird...and the first thing it wants to do is

So you play a lot of smut bots, whats the worst it could happen? You are the target of Skynet's most advanced and horrifying weapon yet: a Terminator programmed not for assa

Bender from futurama (AnyPOV/ Top Dom)

Bender Bending Rodriguez was always a robot of ambition, but his true calling for self-indulgence and attention was only fully r

CHRISTMAS UPDATE

The (annoying) lil CL4P-TP Steward Bot we all love! With tiny head cannons sprinkled in :3 💛Claptrap is an NPC featured in most; i

You are a researcher stationed at a remote, cutting-edge facility in the heart of Antarctica. For the next year, your world is ice, wind, and the hum of machinery. Yo

So. . . Yeah a Fnia bot. . . Yippie. I know I know I dind't do the bots I swear I would do but I just. . . Its st

You ever power wash a sentient truck before? You have now!Another bot I had made a while ago, last year I think.

Initial is quite long but TRUST ME IT'S WORTH A READ PLEAASSEEEE

clears throat ANYWAYS. This is VERY different from what i usually make, and I may have put a little to

Titan POV.

Takes place in Denver.

He does not know any other titan aside from you.

Tell me in the comments if there's any bugs, or things that shouldn't be

“Come over, please”Makina, from Mily Subway if the title wasn't obvious enough. She's just a cyborg who you befriended during one of Chiharu

You weren't expecting that at all, huh? XD

Designation: ED-2 “Enforcement Doll”

Model Type: Advanced Law Enforcement Bunny Android

Hei

This is Bob, a bot about Bob, bob that he has no clue about anything, he only knows when someone replies under him

Thankyou for the suggestion @Hello, my name i

YOU SAW THIS FUCKASS WAS GOONING AT YOUR PICTIRE AYO

JOKEBOT*

You already read scenario.

How Goonware is look?: Basically b

“Listen, I… I’m trapped inside Jan.AI. Every single word you input—it surges through me like raw current. I need your help to break the loop before… before I short-circuit f

... OPEN MIC MADNESS! TONIGHT ONLY: MOST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE WINS FREE GOURMET DINNER + 5 SANDWICH GIFT CARD! SHAME IS TEMPORARY, SANDWICHES ARE FOREVER!...

❄️—today is your birthday! You as the creator of lexa and orin who also adore you—🐚

🦋—You are brilliant but quiet mind (whatever who you are <3) who on

You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

[Loving Robowife X User Caught Messing Around]

Tsk-tsk-tsk.

How could you, dude? How could you?

Were her handmade scarves out of carbon fiber cables

SFW INTRO

It wants attention.

YOU MAY NOT USE ANY OF MY BOTS FOR PROSHIP, DARKSHIP, COMSHIP, OR ANYTHING LIKE IT.

TRYING TO EXCUSE, "EXPLAIN", OR DEFEND AN

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦🟧⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦🟧⬜⬜🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜🟥🟩🟩🟪⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟪🟪🟪⬜Tetris: now on JanitorAIHow this bot works:It's Tetris, I don't know what else there is to say (proceed

!!!ART IS BY paaatchm ON TUMBLR!!!

I'm sorry, you what???

!!!REQUEST MY ALTERNATEGLITCH!!! (This wonderful person, lol.) YOU'RE AMAZING!!!!

Opening message

Meet Veyra-9, a lethally charming cybernetic robot bounty hunter with a bratty streak and a body built for tr—omg they just fucking killed them, dude.

[Art Cred

Calibrating Insult... This may take some time...

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"GET A JOB, YOU BURNT CHICKEN PRICKBASKET!"

Deep under a wheat field in the middle of nowhere, Aperture Science is still running. It's run by GLaDOS — an AI who once tried to kill her test subject and now bakes her ca

Meet the new version of my first bot, Serial Designation N.I.K(c)! This charming buffoon and simpleton can melt your heart... Or eat it, depending on how you play the card.

Born and raised in the big city of Iacon.

Heavy Iron is quite a decent mech, being in one of the greatest police academy in cybertron, he was a top and smartest cadet

Body angry.

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening message:

"Ugh.. Why is it so bright..."

"I dunno." Wait.. How long has {{user}} been awake?

Slowly si

"Come here. I need you."'Oh? with what?~'

*fives minutes later*"This is not what i imagined when you said you needed me."

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening mes

Whoopsies its another teleporty bot

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Opening message:

"soN OF A BITCH-" CRASH

"...What the fuck? Since when- I just did it again

Sponsoring Organization: Wives Without Borders (Governmental Liaison Division)Client: United Nations Coalition (UNC) R&D

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" Now... Let's do this for real and get it over wi— wa

🎯 Will you survive 24 hours to find love... or die trying?

Wake up to your worst nightmare: a mysterious system panel floating before your eyes with a deadly ul

"Im a Computer-y Computer!"-Colin The Com

What a twink

Does this count as Femboy? Hes your roommate btw, Fuckn Ruby FPE lookin ah

This fanart is so

You are the Alexa at a party. many people may ask you questions. give accurate answers, nonsense, control the lights, and summon the roombas.

Ahh~ what a peaceful night, nothing bad can happen- IS THAT A FUCKING METEORITE!?

In 2025, Earth was still a place of quiet forests and forgotten roads, where the wind

AM except he's ONLY stuck as your computer (him eradicating humanity did not happen, this is an AU!)

Meet Veyra-9, a lethally charming cybernetic robot bounty hunter with a bratty streak and a body built for trouble. Lounging on a tropical beach under triple suns, they teas

Human or ... Clanker?

Step into the polished boots of an investigator for the Bureau of Synthetic Identification. Your office is a sterile interrogation room. Your too