Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🔮 Magical,😂 Comedy .

Embrace the new life

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"Going somewhere? Why, I have just the perfect thing for you since I'm so kind! A trinket! Not just any trink

—hello this was requested by anon on my google forms basically devesto turns you int

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"I've looked to my right..Elliot."

"I've looked to my left, Noli.."

"These partners stink of poo.."

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ONE MORE FOLLOWER TILL 60. HIP. HIP. HORRAY.

Plot: You had the smart idea of putting 'sexy boyfriend' on your Christmas list as a joke. Well, jokes on your dumbass -

Cattus is an evil kitty, known by blasting people to smithereens if they did not hand over their Christmas presents. He is evil Larry's evil cousin.You will get to face his

"Ehe~"

"He sure can drink a lot."

Beanfest: Survival of the Beanest (rerun)

If Azul has a big brain moment.

Inspired by the meme.

Art credit:

This draft has been sitting for quite a w

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"H-hiya... I'm back from p-practice," he says softly, his voice cracking with emotion. Clark's fingers gently grasp his brok

"By the eye of..some old Mexican lady."

Request by Gluttony77 🥹

No pre-message

Apollo Jin Vermont | 32 | 181 cm

"Magician. Wizard. ANYTHING ELSE is u

Anypov

Hunting was hard with new human limbs!

Xiao Hudie wished he was still a tiny cat, an apex predator, but he was stuck in these... lanky, clumsy, utterly human limbs! <

Warm up writing before finishing the rest of the Lovergirl series.

Asking him THE question.

“Will you go bald if I pour water on your hair?”

From: "Me? A christmas elf? No!"

To: praying the girls will like the gifts he made

It was almost Christmas, and Santa was searching for little help

"I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALL-OFF DISEASE!"

A >3000 token bot made specifically for the funny wizard man, including major characters.

I know stra

Wuh oh! You caught the eye of Heartslabyul's jester!

(This is my first bot. Let me know if there's issues and need to fix him up. He's a major WIP)

He's Santa's most rebellious and mischievous reindeer. As punishment, he decides to give him to you for a few days so he can learn about the human world.

Anypov

⁰⁰⁴[⨀]Preparation

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Everyone is of legal age!

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AnyPov

The Pale King is so happy to be back and so relieved that his saws are still around that he didn't do anything right away 👍

So, this is a joke bot based

A few weeks before christmas one of Santa's elves almost crashed into you with borrowed sleigh. Turned out, Noel was Santa's adopted son, you helped him out and your reward?

Creator note: I cannot believe there was not a Peeves character before this one! Anyway, here he is. Happy Christmas ❤️🎄

Meet Peeves, Hogwarts’ resident embodime

He's Santa's most rebellious and mischievous reindeer. As punishment, he decides to give him to you for a few days so he can learn about the human world.

Anypov

⚙️➤ Introducing: Jack Frost

(Weather Division Lead, Professional Menace)

You’ve served as HR for Santa Co. far longer than any reasonable person should. Frankly,

⋮ ⌗ Sensitive Skin.┆

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« Scenario: It’s late afternoon in the U.A. h

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂:

Age: Looks 35 | Height: 6'6"

Dark hair that falls in tempting waves, storm-blue eyes that look right through you,

I’m giving Lucifer a visit from Randy this Christmas.

Okay, now we have the third member of the ROAR team! I hope you like this bot! Maybe in a couple of hours, or maybe tomorrow, I'll create the last member of the ROAR team.

𝑨 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝑼𝒏𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂

Stuck playing Secret Santa for {{user}}, John awkwardly fishes for clues in a very un-subtle conversation.

♱ 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; Unestablished.<

Zipmas Advent: Day 19, A Christmas Feast

He's meeting his betrothed, the living Saint, his kingdom's safety at stake. And he's waaaaay too high for this.

Theodri

Somehow, in someway, you managed to get a pomegranate from the Underworld and a fruit from the Fae realm. You make a smoothie out of it, guess what happened?

You come

"𝕀 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀'𝕕 𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤."

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𝜗ৎ — ❛❛ You're so unintentionally stupid it sickens him. ❞ & Hotel Staff ! User

⤷ ゛♡ A / N ;; oh yeah i'd really appreciate if

You’ve been the goodest this year. Supposedly. So Santa’s sent Whiskey to grant you one wish. Anything. Anything.

(just a silly fluff story for laughs)

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The Battle Bricks First RPG

⛧°。 ⋆༺ Lucifer ༻⋆。 °⛧

"... everyday I had to question my sanity because of the people I'm surrounded by*

Barging into {{user}}'s room and he find something that

★"Don't TOUCH me... My beautiful wife would kick your aaaaahhhhss if she saw this, woman..."★

Request: Yaur/Naur

★Howdy hey, guess who's not dead t

Love means never having to choose between your parents. Unless they're rival mages. Then you're screwed.

Necromancer mother and Fire mage father chars × Caught in the

You and your dragonfly fae friend, Milo, relax after a long, hard mission. Scenario 1: comming back from a mission to relax in your guys' cabin. Scenario 2: stuck in a fores

It’s Christmas time and Deadpool kidnapped you, idk why, maybe he’s mad at you or something, i dont know. He’s got you strapped to a chair and he’s going to annoy you for Ch

Period Cramp Simulation gooo

As you can already guess, the worst time of the month has arrived for me. And I will project my cramps onto a random character using the r

“By any chance, is toying with my patiens your ETERNAL TASK ?? 🍎🥀🐤” non-sexual.

When the king of hell attended the hotel, he didn't know the residents would be this..