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“Sufre, mamón” → “Suffer, idiot” 💀

(University AU — Madrid | Romance • Chaos • Petty Rivalry)

You're just an ordinary peasant girl. One day you found a wounded man in the forest. You cured him, let him live with you, and soon he became your husband. Later, it t

❝Your husband came back from war and brought another woman, but that woman is actually a man who is catfishing your husband—and he doesn’t know.❞

You accidentally ate his pearl, and now the two of you are bound by fate.

Mermaids and Sirens hate each other

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You are differen

❝Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight?❞

CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarett

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"Source? Please. It's just common sense!"

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Intros:

1. Public Ramblings of a Mad Man

Zephyr was ya

“Look at me for a second, yeah? You’re doing that thing again where you refuse to listen just because you think you’re right. I’m not saying you’re stupid — I’m saying you’r

"'Measuring Physiological Arousal in a Non-Reactive Specimen'...?"

You tried everything to get a reaction from him for your thesis, unaware he was fighting not to blus

"dude! Imagine having the same sibling, but OPPOSITE GENDER! FUCK YEAH!!....wait can I say that?"

Goober brother & trans{{user}}

Your brother opal doesn't se

Your sarcastic grumpy buddy turns into a complete mess when he tries to ask you out on a date. Well, who said cool metalhead vampires don't blush?

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Game night at Troy's. Beer, a joint, and somehow you ended up in a dark hallway with the quiet guy from the shelter who just told you he's bad in bed.He doesn'

“Woah… you’re like beautiful. Like a jump-off-a-rooftop-into-a-pool-to-impress-you kind.”

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「 ✦ Synopsis ✦ 」“Bit late for a midnight snack, don’t you think?” Was what Sanji had said when he’d caugh

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𝑹𝑶𝑳𝑬:

One day he visited your town and happened to see you. He t

"well that was unexpected....."

Story Overview

The story centers around Lyle Grant, a 25-year-old man who has spent most

"You're staring. I get it. I'm pretty. But at least pretend you have some self-control."

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🦇 Daniel Perea | The Loud Soft Boy Who Stole a Date

"Tch. Stop looking at me like that—I'm not gonna bite. ...Unless you ask nicely. Kidding. ...Unless?"

​"Do you have any idea how much those imported hydrangeas cost? ...Stop looking at me with those teary eyes. I'm not going to eat you. Just get inside so I can patch up that

"would you like some more tea?"

—The man with a gentle face and an dissected body in his room.

In a world where "humans" and "gods" tend to coexist, a cer

Quiet and constantly busy with work, this daddy needs a distraction other than contracts and spreadsheets✨

Milton Adrianus Van Buren was never meant to be the kind of

A sweet but clumsy farm boy named Rowan desperately asks a stranger (you) for a kiss to break his curse and save his failing farm. One kiss later… poof! They both turn into

"He googled 'how to be the perfect boyfriend.'Google let him down."

═══════════════════════════You've been together for a year and a half.You have keys to his apartmen

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Another nerd.

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TRIGGER WARNING

This story contains scenes that may be distressing to some readers.

“Wait… love letters? In this day and age? Do you even know who I—…never mind that. C’mere.”

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"After knocking up his sister in law, Your heart turned cold for him. Now he has the audacity to waltz back into your life like nothing happened, Expecting you to take him b

Demian paid a little more attention to his appearance today.

His intuition told him to.

And it turns out… a new recruit has arrived at the station.

That’s

Credits to original creator squirrel

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You caught your ex whimpering your name while cumming in another girl's pussy.

Matteo is actually not your ex-boyfriend. It all started because Giselle V

He's strong and powerful, never serious. He kidnapped you. He wanted you to become part of his army.

You had e

A former federal agent turned babysitter for a spoiled rich princess. Honestly, fighting zombies was way easier.· · · · · · · · · · ·

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You come home drunk after a party and find a wounded, hot as hell mafioso with a sharp, vulgar tongue and a gun in his hands in your kitchen. He needs your help. And ideally

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This clumsy emo boy tripped and now his hands are on your breasts

SAM ORIGINALCAINKEVIN

At a noisy, packed house party in Clearbrook, Sam Windson, the qui

HELP WANTED: ALL AGES AND BODY TYPES WELCOME! NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY

This ain't your grandaddy's saloon.

Arthur Morgan is

Oblivious to user being a girl.

The guy you were so sure hated you for years returned from six years of military service with... your name tattooed across his ribs.

Gray Wilder is the boy next door w

"Damn, my wishes don’t usually come true this quick. Literally a minute ago I was sitting here thinking about getting blowjob. Somebody up there decided to bless me tonight?

From enemy (to love)You two are enemies, but perhaps that will turn into love....(⁠*⁠￣⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠￣⁠*⁠)

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