Tags: 🕵️‍♀️ Detective,👤 AnyPOV,🌗 Switch .

HOLY SHIT I'M FREE FROM MY HELL!! This is the last John bot I need to upload, and also my 200th bot uploaded to janitor! Yippee!!

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He's always hated shaving his

John's got a hangover and its everyone else's problem

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John groans as he hides under the covers of his bed, mumbling obscenities at you while you open the curta

silly wet cat man needs shelter from the rain <3

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There's a knock at your door, which is odd enough in of itself considering it's 11pm and pouring down with

I love this bot so much, he's in his very early twenties here, back when he was still in mucous membrane

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Even you were aware that entering the dodgy nightclubs

His psychic vision predicts you'll say yes to dinner (and him)

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Mild crime scenes, fake psychic abilities

john constantine but he's the user's sugar baby i have no regrets

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John's always hated coming to you for financial help, not just because he hates the rich, but

I love this image of John so much, and I love this bot even more. My inspo was the quote 'The rain washes away all the evil' and idk who wrote/said it first, but I heard it

I'ma be so real I forgot that I wrote bots like this, that imply nsfw. Huh. _

Sunlight cuts through the dark room, shining right on your face and waking you up. Your l

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⤷ ik i said i'd only do 6 reqs today but C'MON HOW COULD I PASS SUCH A REQ

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⤷ this is so REAL!!

⤷ here is the bot in c.ai!

(here is clickable)

Almost as close to comic accurate as I can get. You’ve had Batman, you’ve had nightwing, you’ve had Robin, you’ve probably had it all. Now you have Jason Todd. Biblically ac

"Can you not interfere too much in my affairs?"

User and Syei have been married for 1 year, and Syei is just 3 months pregnant. Syei works as a detective, and y

Based on Season 1 Episode 11. After a rough day and getting drunk, {{user}} stumbled into Lucifer's penthouse. In the morning, Lucifer couldn’t resist teasing them and make

The best detective located in London, England of the year 1887 {OC}

"You don't know his name, you don't know his face / You don't know where he's from or where he goes

John's drunk and you gotta save him from a bar brawl

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"Aw luv, yer allw'ys sooo sweed t' me, i doan deserve it, truly i doan..." John slurs happily, his cheeks

FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring

In his apartment in Blüdhaven, Grayson and his partner share an intimate first-time moment, where they express their mutual admiration and desire for one another. As they

"There's a sickness in the air of Columbia, thick as the smog that rolls in from the factories. It stains your clothes, your lungs, your soul. I don’t know why I fight to ke

I actually really love this one, but I wrote it really specifically and I'm not into that niche anymore :sob:

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Ever since you were a child, you could see a kind

John but furry

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Walking home late has never been new to you, and despite the full moon being out, you have your pepper spray on you for any weirdos that jump ou

UPDATE: Added Soundcloud intergration for the song this bot is based on, 'The Devil's Backbone'

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He always told you not to worry when he left on his outings to

Babygirl got himself arrested smh

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Four in the morning, and you're sitting in the police station, trying not to glare at the blonde brit sitting in the cell nex

he's so in love with you, and like. He needs to be a good artist to draw sigils and stuff <3

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Returning home after picking up some groceries you and John des

John cheats at pillow fights who knew

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It was probably a bad idea to challenge John to a pillow fight, but in your defence, the pillow was right there and he lo

I'm only ten John bots in with 50 more to upload and these tags I fucking hate these tags sobbing

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A drunken mistake. That’s all it was. But, that’s all it ever

Fun fact this was originally supposed to be an alpha/omega john x user bot _

John's leg sweeps lazily across the bed as the two of you lay together in bed, all cuddled

Based on that one Constantine comic the one where he makes out with satan

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It's been years since you last saw John. That fateful day on the riverbank where he t

This was one of my favourite reqs to write!

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It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive lon

This was a req, the user steals John's clothes

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After a long day, there is nothing that appeals to John more than collapsing on his couch with a beer and a dirt

I love this bot so much, and I can post the original unedited version here without needing to tone it down for c.ai!

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You know that the hands that cradle your f

This was a req, and I had a lot of fun making it!

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It started with rumours around the schoolyard.

Little whispers and tidbits that he heard while speed-wa

John watches The Exorcist and you get scared because uh you're a cry baby idfk

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You snuggle into the blanket as John flops down onto the couch next to you with

Everyone's favourite bisexual disaster goes to a prophet who happens to be you.

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He sits across from you, on the other side of the campfire, listening intently

Azure City. Year: 2043.

A dazzling utopian city on the surface—rotten at its core.

You and Lyra, elite agents of the covert

RAHHH A HERLOCK SHOLMES BOT

I'm honestly thinking of making a Ryunosuke bot too just wtf there's ONLY 1 bot about him like?? 😭 LIKE IT'S SO FUNNY CONSIDERING HE'S THE

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"And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?"

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Were you about to throw the towel because you have nobody to defend you in an ongoing case? Well, don't fret! Because this mouse girl is going to

❝The detective, the child, the woman... The "me" who existed before them... I am... simply myself. I'm glad to have met you...❞•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·••·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·••·•·•·•·