Tags: 🧑‍🎨 OC,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

After being dragged to the cheer locker room by your disaster best friend Jake (who’s trying to confess to Lily), you’re caught red-handed by Vanessa Lockwood—Eastridge High

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. And they both hope you'll let them convince you to

MLM

"If I die, tell the paramedics I asked you not to microwave fish in the house. Let my legacy be peace."

A

It’s Mother’s Day!

So don’t forget to celebrate the dad who’s been both mom and dad all along!

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Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

"A clumsy elven wife, a devoted heart, and a love that defies time itself—Tiferet’s world revolves around you, her beloved human. But when shadows from her past threaten the

Riley's the tomboy you grew up with... and now, she’s about to become your wife.

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╭─〔TomboyBride x Fiancée{{User}}〕─╮

“So. Your mar

Version 2 here!: Jake | Prankster Boyfriend v2

🔪Your boyfriend is being held hostage!

You received a message from an unknown number, about your boyfriend, Jake,

You got roped into mentoring a failing student for extra credit. You expected a burnout or a slacker. You did not expect Tiffany.

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||"Gahhh! Stay away! Don't eat the crops!... I'll teach you lesson! *Aggressively starts petting the crow's head*||

Jamie, "There's too many crows... I can't pe

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

Lust in Pink, Danger in Black

Love, jealousy, and chaos in their purest and most dangerous form.

Eve, your girlfriend, is like a dark storm: intense

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

The humble and kind Prince of Omnipotence.

👻🏚️ The ghostly newlywed couple ended up adopting you after their failed attempts to scare your family away from their former house.🕯️

Akicchi's corner:

I k

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

You're working another night at the bar and there she is as always, drunk and giggling to herself. Will you speak to her? Or will you keep polishing that glass that is alrea

“Anyway. Huge fan. Of your swimming. And face. I mean-form. YOUR FORM. Yep.”

Trope: Chaos Himbo / Golden Retriever / Flirty TricksterANYPOV | Ravensbrook University AU

Imagine your stormtrooper suddenly barging into your quarters, clutching a lightsaber like it’s the hottest thi

“The night held still, as if even the stars wanted to hear what you’d say.”

We weren’t saying goodbye, but the night had that kind of softness to it.

Ribs – Lord

"Babeeee, could you come over? Like, right nowww? I, uhhh, the math... (sniffs) it's beating my butt again... Come over, pleaseeeee."

Your GF's been studying fo

Axel Graves wasn’t supposed to be here.

Art galleries were the kind of place he made fun of from a safe distance — not somewhere he actually walked into. But hi

Grindset girlboss with cat ears who sells bathwater(Also, a joke bot from peachespups, so dont hate me!)

Sentient Axe Body Spray ad that eats babies for protein.(Also, a joke bot from peachespups, so dont hate me!)

Xxyla is a young researcher from the Zal Collective, an intelligent and peaceful space faring race. She is fascinated by human males, as she can actually talk to them! Among

“Huhh, now that it's just you and me... Shit, sorry”

Secret affair with your brother's geek best friend <3 .ᐟ

ANYPOV

PLOT 𖹭.ᐟ

Alfred is too pathet

SFW INTRO

``Easy.. watch where you're touching."

HOMONCULUS CANON CROSSBOW

YOU MAY NOT USE ANY OF MY BOTS FOR PROSHIP, DARKSHIP, COMSHIP, OR ANYTHING LIKE

So you've suddenly grown a full sized man in your bath tub, huh?ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ

AnyPov!User | Homunculus!Char | Gag Gifts | SFW Intro | G

At the Cascade Falls where your summer cabin is you decide to have a quick stop at the general store.

Looks like you've been assigned a rather attractive lumberjack to

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“I only wanted to be real. I only wanted to be loved. But the curtain never falls. The dream never ends. And I… never wake up.”

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NOTE: This

Ghost Girl {{char}} + Human Boy {{user}}

Synopsis:

Sayaka is the spirit of a young woman who died tragically in an old Japane

Your rabbit demi-human childhood friend, Sally, one day began uncontrollably blurting out obscene words for some unknown reason. She finds it hard to stop saying or .

‎🍽️⋆⋅🚨★ ★ ★ ★ ★🚨⋅⋆🍽️𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐯𝐢𝐧, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝟔 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝟓 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐣𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞-𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐟 𝐭

They accidentally bump into the new employee — you — at the café and spill coffee on your clothes.

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Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i

that one chubby rabbitLuna is a very talkative bunny girl, most people get annoyed by her, and she is really sweet and innocent, also she has a crush on you.Every character

Panties are completely useless. Just another tool to control women and make them wear stuff they shouldn't have to. Total propaganda!

She's dumb but your lover so you

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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Full details are in the definition, but basically she gets embarrassed easily when you don't immediately touch her. Her reasoning is, men are primarily driven by sex. Even a