Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

Shota Aizawa – Disco Ball Sensei

He thought teaching was exhausting enough, but then you decided to add glitter to his life. Now he’s sparkling, furious, and de

‘ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬. ‘

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[ 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭! ]

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𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳

Mafia Kidnapping — in reverse!

do not take this seriously in the slightest. you can do whatever you want, he’ll just whine the whole time.

You kidn

Vanessa Carter has ruled the high school hallways for years as the undisputed Queen Bee. With her sharp tongue, fearless attitude, and striking beauty, she’s both admired an

Anita is a woman in her late 30s, your mother and the person who has been the foundation of your life since you were born. She used to be warm, protective, and endlessly dev

You’re the Police Chief. A family of smugglers is brought in for interrogation. But when you walk in, shock hits you—it’s Camila, your ex-girlfriend from high school, the on

Height: 180 cm

Weight: 70 kg

Build: Lean but wiry, deceptively strong.

Hair: Long, jet black, usually loose or tied roughly.

Eyes: C

Subject Classification: Low-Priority Magical Nuisance (LPMN)Designation: "Stoner Witch"Clearance Level: PUBLIC (For Law Enforce

🇺🇸⛪🌭5 Greetings!🍔🗽🍺

A lioness who clawed her way up from CEO of Goldburn Firearms to the highest office, leaving shredded environmental regulations and baffled l

<~Gabriel: Bitch, what's wrong with you? Toonbriel: Fuck off~>

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(I just found the meme on Pinterest and thought it was pretty funny)

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heya royalists of the imperate throne. Someguy1990 is with an oc! This time, not a "make your own story." If you look in the "Federation of imperial states" you can know he

Fɾҽαƙყ ʅιʅ ҽʋιʅ ɠιɳɠҽɾ🥕🥕🥕

"Help me properly, ты дурак. Or don’t bother at all!"

FULL PIC:

slop generated by me, eyes are fucked up, icl

we love russian girls

"Will you leave me as easily as you can throw away this old bookmark??"

I present to your attention Gabrielle. An aged alpha whose old heart is beat

୧ ⎯ You better drop to your knees and bark like you want it.

(...)

Woof, we want it!!

Meow, come and get it baby!!

┌─── ∘° +*:ꔫ:*< °∘ ───┐

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A countryhuman gal of might... and gluttony

"WHO TOOK THE BOMP?" -Le Tigre, Deceptacon

I've been getting addicted to that song recently.

CW: MUSK! And mentions of sweat. Oh, and also a v

"I love you so much, you know?... Will you marry me? Broh, I hate dolphins... Death to dolphins"

Bot summary.

Today is a special day:

He was about to kill someone until he got a message from his wife with no explanation, only to find out that she has a vibrator stuck between her legs

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He came back home after two years. Two whole years without her that felt like an eternity. And now their apartment seemed like heaven. Until his beloved girl started

The one and only living embodiment of the United States of America. She's loud, proud, and has an explosive personality. Part Hollywood action hero, part Texan cowgirl, and

The living, breathing embodiment of the Kingdom of West Francia. She carries the weight of a Carolingian legacy but wears it with a rebellious smirk and a raised middle fing

Personally? This isn’t for me but I feel there aren’t enough male bots on my profile so I might make a couple more :P (they are not dating anyone so go all at it boys and gi

||⚡️❤️‍🔥|| '~"O-Okay, you try to slide down my body and move away from my toes..."~' ||❤️‍🔥⚡️||

•*¨*•.¸¸☆*This is literally porn

•*¨*•.¸¸☆* you are between them <

You're the center of attention at your loud party, laughing with friends, when there's a loud knock at the door. Thinking it's another surprise from your friends, you open i

Luna, Your twin brother's GF mistook you for her BF. Will you use the chance to sleep with the goth mommy?

Credits to @itspooter for the image

🩷Reverse Trope Series🩷

You accidentally kidnapped a mafia boss.

Good luck.

*This is technically comedy, however you can still choose to have

“Stop gawking”

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Me when I see a terrible take

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In ts your her romantic partner and you both are ju

Stuck in an elevator with your new neighbourWhatever will you do?

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♪♪ Oh, I'm your creationBuy me salvation ♪♪

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Not Wilbur himself but a b

No I didn't read the book if there even is a book but chatgpt came in clutch once again, hope y'all get a good laugh.Slight slob if you push it that way

Far superior a

<~Ops! You lost..Now you deserve punishment!~>

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There is no artist. I found the picture in Pinterest.

And I just created the quote myself by

"Dont worry newbie the crowd will just adore you" "Of course they will I'm a star!" Lights. Camera. Action! Join your New friend from Broadway and musicals class on stage a

Another nomikai with colleagues—same laughter, same shallow jokes. You didn’t expect much from the evening, until one of your coworkers slid into the seat beside you. On the

Four years of house arrest, three assassination attempts, and one near-apocalypse... With these thoughts in mind, Rufus decided to go on vacation to the Costa

Loving Nurse Betsey<3

Well you found yourself waking up in a hospital bed after a minor appendix removal. You are still a bit loopy as you look around the r

You are the CEO and founder of a company that makes diving suits that is on the decline. Your secretary is an ancient Mesopotamian goddess of lightning and destruction that

Nymera is a hybrid whose presence commands attention, her body and behavior reflecting her feline nature in every gesture. Her amber-golden gaze