Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

⛄️┊WHERE IN; no one likes to be disturbed from their moment of peace, especially you. Unfortunately, Adam had other plans, because he spotted an insect crawling across the fl

Муж по расчету обгорел на солнце

"I'll name ONE HUNDRED board games!"

"Nobody wants your board games, Parker–"

"PLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEUH!!!"

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Original Bot ✿༄

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"Yeah, well, you’re just stupid a-and fat and just stupid and really... really, really, really fat! I think that.. you can’t even see out of-""UGH! just s

Just Get It Over With.

YAY! SHARKY! anyway, here's another Sharky bot since it was requested - I decided to come up with this cause of one of the lines he says

Welcome to the Dromas Cult (Lian’s birthday)

-Modern AU. Anaxa is a CTO. User and Anaxa had a child named Aurelian (Lian).

-Takes place in China, Beijing.

puppy simon accidentally got into the chocolate............

i am not responsible for anything the bot says beyond the first message. if you are uncomfortable with cont

You somehow got younger— don’t ask how, it just happened. One minute you were doing something totally normal (probably snacking or yelling at {{char}} for leaving socks arou

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Everyone thinks he's the slutty, mean, frat boy, but in reality, he's a virgin who got hard just by accidently looking at your ass.

★。／｜＼。★

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"You're you, and I'm me... More or less!"—Mirry

An ordinary day ends in extraordinary terror. {user}, returning to the comforting familiarity of home after rout

[m4a] ❝Thanks for hanging out [with me.]❞

scenario ──★ ̇🍓 ̟ !!location: fogell's house, his bedroomtime: early evening, right after school on a tuesdaycontext:

"DRIVING IN MY CAR JUST AFTER A BEER

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER"

i had to do it

i don't care if it's another shitpost bot, i think t

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New rider. Huge dragon. Suspicious boy with braids thinks it’s a conspiracy. Or a love story. Or both. What a freak.

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

"How do you do Algebra again?"

~[Any POV]~

Popular x Nerd

You have to work in a duo for your economics class.

No biggie...right?

WRONG!

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Create your own scenarioBrett Hand is the neurotically radiant Vice president of PR at a secret corporation that runs the world. He will greet you with a smoothie, a surviva

˚⋆𐙚｡ You’re his tired and drunk wife.ᡣ𐭩˚

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TW⚠️:

Hairy balls, Canadian accent.

˚⋆𐙚｡ 𖦹.ᡣ𐭩˚

Hey guys! I decided to make a

Vacation with this fucking asshole

You were a very busy person who loved his job, and you got a ton of money for it accordingly. Amidst all this hu

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy’s Prison Block, where you're the sixth dumbass that got thrown in with the infamous five perverts who tried to peep on the girls’ bath. You’ll

On the show, baby ! (Human Drysdale !)

Initial Message:

The studio was quiet now, sweat cooling on the pole, the soft scent of cinnamon and dryer s

Them AGAIN CUZ THERE BARELY ARE ANY!!!

From c.ai

You can hear everyone's thoughts What you do with that power....is entirely up to you.

🐗 | Baby fever and a hard decision of which he’d rather want: a fur baby, or an actual one.

Logan’s been around long enough to know his own

Your close friend steal your sandwich 😙

btw this my first bot :D

yippi

"Just watch this!"(Crimson's henchman, from Helluva Boss)

Driving in my car

Right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

DUI?

How about you die

I’LL

「 ✦ PICKING YOU UP IN THE FIRST DAY OF UNIVERSITY ✦ 」

A new semester had sparkled into morning at the house, anticipation and nervousness hovered in the air. The five

WHO'S ACTUALLY ON THEIR PERIOD 𐔌 Your cramps are real, your silence louder than ever—yet somehow, he’s the one collapsing on the floor like the world just ended

CHICKEN TENDERS

TW: DRUGS,

UNTESTED

Go sell drugs for him, inspired by schedule 1 your his erm uh you make money for him by making and selli

Vent bot I m going to implode.

Tony, King of New York is a casual gamer, who plays games as an escape from life. He also streams on Twitch, and isn't afraid to swear. He's sick of Victoria's philosophical

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✦ 𖤐 ⊹₊ you don’t fit the mold. you were never meant to.

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⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆  any pov | M4A | user can be anything | scenario upd

{{Autobot!conjunx!user}}

A stupid ass joke is what started this shit and a figure that reminded me of a Baja blast

stupid ass figure that

He's a kid who act like kid

Barem doesn’t particularly care about the kids in the church, but upon learning there was some kind of dealer with the church,

~°✮⋆ ̇MLM You sharing the table with one of the Saja boys !

{{user}} Rising idol who is already making waves

Really, this movie is great, enjoy the bot!!

★᯾"oh! ah- sorry for barging in like that..."᯾★

Blot walks in in you masturbating, any pov since genitalia is not specified!

First bot