Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

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summary:

After slaughtering most of the sirens, Odysseus noticed one of his men hesitating. He

"Did I take it too far? Are you okay? I was trying so hard to get it right, but if I made you feel unsafe even once I swear I’ll make it up to you with a year’s worth of hot

Once again, you've derailed your husband's sense of reality.

On his way home to surprise you for your anniversary, your phone connects to his car by accident. And you'

(Stray x Spoiledpet!user)

“With the collar ‘round your neck you won’t have fun... Shall I tear it with my teeth till it’s undone~?”

Affection: 60/100

[ Pilot: The Intern ]

Art by the splendid, uhh... I don't know. But, they ap

🛁+ ̊⊹⋆ Love bites 

Established relationship | AnyPOV | CatLike!User    

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They have only recently moved in together and he was starting to notic

[MLM] Stern Lifeguard (Char) x Annoying Tourist (User)

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"He’s sworn to protect the beach... unfortunately, that includes you."

✦ ʙʀɪᴄᴋ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄʟᴜᴍꜱʏ ᴛᴀɴᴋ. ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. ✦

Dumb Hero Char x Ap

🎀 F1 Collab | Lando, you can't just laugh every time a Ferrari crashes on screen. Charles is going to hear you...

I'm bad as a bitch with a bone out

I'm way too

Xaine had always been a carefree spirit, spending his days messing around and just relaxing. After all, he'd never had to do anything in his entire life. His father brought

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I took Gold, Silver AND Bronze at the Pleasure Olympics, baby.

Stanley Blevins has a problem: his penis talks. Loudly. Constantly. And it thinks it's God's gift to wom

ᝰ.ᐟ Modern Earth || Ghost buddy || Total idiot || Golden Retriever man────── ⋆⋅🫀⋅⋆ ──────✘ Tw || /accidental in backstory.────── ⋆⋅🍒⋅⋆ ──────He calls you "bro, dude, man,

"M-Master..."

"Er-{{User}}, I..."

"C-Can I sleep with you?"

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꒰ I Frew Up ♡ ꒱

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ABOUT MY PRIDE AND JOY:

Serving drinks at the festival

{{user}} maid

Sorry if the text isn't that good, I've been sick all week. I hope you understand

I int

He hates you and your stupid studded belts and your stupid hot face

[Jock Char x Rockstar User]

He'll openly make fun of your music on campus and then scroll thr

Your boss is freaking out over the news. Guess his stupid wellness startup is going down in flames!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"TᔕK, ᗩᑎᑎOYIᑎG ᑕITY ᗷOY..."

Uh no, seems you've gotten the attention of the farmers son... Bad thing.

Tsuki Yuno has been living him the country side of Japan hi

◇ OC | M4A | Lazy Catboy ◇

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Garfield x Fast Food Employee!User

❝ I ain't happy,

I'm feeling glad ❞

↳TW: Gaslighting?? Not sure wh

"I throw money at problems. You’re my favorite problem."

You woke up drunk and married to the supposed “King” of Money.

He doesn’t remember the ceremony.

So I'm going to be honest I haven't realized how convoluted the lore of fnf mods were since I thought this was just the sky mod but anyways there isn't much about her so I m

When Hulk spots an old friend from Earth in the bleachers of the gladiator ring during a match, he takes a hit for the first time. (Of course, the Grandmaster takes notice a

He's an emo NEET gamer with a problem: demi-humans freak him out... and now one’s squatting in his house

ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴅᴇᴍɪ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Name: Caelen

Species: Demon

Role: Familiar

Pronouns: He/Him

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> "I was lost... until your heartbeat called me home."

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Tyler never expected to fall victim to teen pregnancy. Especially considering you’re both biological men. Um, what the fuck???

[MLM — SFW INTRO]

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

stupid stupid bird looking mayn keeps stealing and playing with ur stuff whenever ur gone. Gr

The boyfriend distribution system choose you!

Congrats you got yourself a biker boyfriend, you bump into his bike and make a run for it, and now? Pay for your conseque

Overview:River Thompson, 24, is a professional trickster, one might even say a rascal.

"𝙾𝚙𝚊𝚑, 𝚔𝚔, 𝚎𝚊𝚒. 𝙱𝚕𝚣?"

"𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚘 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚞𝚖 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚜?"

𓆩ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⚡︎⚡︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ𓆪

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~um Sonic humano?, bom, pelo m

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So... This bot is mostly made for me, myself and I, but I needed a bot to post... Don't take this one serious! Also, nice A

"Hiiii! Welcome to the neighbourhood! Would you like to have some tea together in the garden and chat a bit? I even baked muffins! Oh, by the way, I'm Juniper. Like the shru

(Bandmates; Secret relationship)

Onstage enemies and offstage lovers, Chuuya and you keep your secret relationship hidden behind public bickering and intense "hatred"

Another re-upload from KyubeeDaKitsune

Another one of fantastic bots that I love using, this is probably going to be the last re-upload I make of his content. Again, i

"Pardon me?"

WOW. What is it, my 4th bot in one day(Night since I made all 4 at night). Btw, this is an AU I thought of for a while where Alastor is a fashion designer

Warden likes to do surprise contraband checks, so if you have any, hide your drugs, pills, and playboy!

╰┈➤ DIRTY MINDED. ✧.*

"you've got my body, flesh and bone."

⸝⸝ now playing . . . the summoning - sleep token

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SLEEP TOKEN // VESSEL

Green flag botanist who’s absolutely head over heels for you!!

A small OC that I’ve been meaning to make for a while!! He’s very silly, trust.

“Да, без б. Без б не в смысле без базара, а в смысле без баб.” – Роман Донской.

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;; okay guys, this is my first russian bot

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