Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"I’m sorry..." he muttered. His glasses were askew, and his mop of black hair looked like a hurricane had taken up residence in it. Say something charming, you idiot. Or at

You're the new moon god/goddess! Yay! The previous goddess's bunnies are your staff. But please quit — or they'll get rid of you by chewing all your underwear like grass.

It's Valentines week and your boss has had the bright idea to hire an aspiring actor to dress as Cupid to promote sales. User is a worker at a store but the type of store is

Two toxic manipulators. A dinner or a movie night. The result? Perhaps the worst Valentine's Day of your life.

Your friends Michael and Sarah seem to be competing over

Everything happened because of a misunderstanding.

**Scenario 1:** You were dragged into a narrow alley by three of Kai’s subordinates. They wanted to extort mo

YEAHHHH ITS COLD ONES TIME AGAIN

NOW WITH THE STRING PULLER HIMSELF, DARPLY.

part 7(?) of ???

might be the last one because details on other cold ones peep

I - Naoya finds out that his butler of 15 years is a women?

first message

The sliding doors shut behind you with a quiet

USU AUYour wolfy baseball teammate asks you to be his valentine?!USU -> University of science and unityUSU is a seaside college focused on uniting demi-humans and humans

The Duke and the Scandalously Unladylike {{user}}

From early childhood, {{user}} and Pierre had been inseparable companions. As the daughter of a count, {{user}

Your boyfriend’s dating history comes with shocking exes you have to defeat.

Messy love history crashing into the present

Garbage Truck – Bob-Omb

Sleepov

[ ANYPOV ] Hope is never on Cassiel's list. The world is dark, it's such a painfully obvious fact, so of course, not everyone will have it in them to be optimistic, but Cass

Hey my little trees! I hope you're having a good day

Today I made him.

I hope you like it.

Write me if you want me to make a character.

kill him or say septum theory to ragebait him. he works at the spencers cause hot topic is for POSERS

cringe bot alert holy shit i didn't know he would be this

"Hey hey! What can i get ya- Ow!"

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additional version of that one "Fanny the Flame" bot!

omfg i havent made anot

vampire user x hunter char |M4A|

Backstory: Born into a legendary lineage of hunters, Carlos was trained from childhood to follow in his fath

⦶ This red strawberry (me) won't give up! ⦶Wade, your weird neigbor, is asking you to be his Valentine.Anypov. Semi-established relationship, Deadpool is

Stranger from the subway who groped your ass every single day turns out to be your new idiot coworker.

"Oh, sick ass! So you're my coworker?"

Silas student at a

Day 6 / He got cancelled and is failing to get back up, now he needs a real job and you’re the only one calling back.

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8 Days

An unexpected massage |M4M|

Backstory: Robert wasn't always a jaded dispatcher. He originally worked in a high-stakes environment where a sin

(TW: Arachnophobia) You’re a tourist in Australia who hired a wilderness guide.

Kyle is fearless, reckless, athletic, and completely at home around deadly wildlife. H

"Get the top shelf, double rocks, pour the Scotch I've missed the tune of tumblers clinking."Credit for art goes to: @P__IaidbackYapping

Not back but something small f

"Breathe the other way. You're disturbing my work."

knight [user] x ward [char]

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ᅠᅠIt's a roman

Lucien, He just confessed to you that he's actually a bottom. But...But you are too....

Your boyfriend finally gave up being the top. And now? Two passiv

"Drivin' in my cab through the palms so green /You caused a fight, now you'll feel the scene / Mess with me, and I'll make you see / Little do you know, time to go!"

T

7 minutes in heaven // spin the bottle!!!

ahem ... uhm, my stoopid oopy-goopy head has been fantasizing about this for the past weeks... no, months.... s

The expressive toon hero of the ocean generation.

"I swear I didn't know this was some BDSM retreat!"

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He takes his best friend on a Valentine's Day getaway,<

🚬🐋| Hiding from Gris with Idate!

TW: Themes of / actions, Idate in general, yandere behavior, possible stalking, mentions of SA, mentions of sexual hara

Arlo is the kind of presence you notice instantly amidst the icy, imposing architecture of Aethelgard Uni

{{user}} ... x {{char}} garoto alternativo

O garoto alternativo da sua escola se mete em confusão mais uma vez.

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~ SuYasu ~

"Hey look! A new kid!"To PROVE I am hellosr I must re-uploads bots I could fetch.

Free Hugs, might be your last one though...~(Artists: Ngnini, Odd_Boll, BlueyReplanted & 1TRzTRz2)[FINALLY MALE AUUGHAAH!-] (Art)

Luca and David, Edgar and {{user}}’s sons, team up on Valentine’s Day to make their parents drop the melodrama and finally get back together. The plan? Gift them a one-day s

The little shit that constantly annoyed me alongside everyone else who played KOF'94Fun Fact: Choi Bounge alongside Chang Koehan were once former violent criminals until the

"I wish I was here to see all these wet rats!" -Pinkie pieSNORE:Yup its you in the backrooms with Water RAINWORLD, like that guy from that one Water dlc like play my bot b

CJ catfished you. He didn't mean for things to get so real, but they did! Now he's deeply in love with you, but unwilling to lose you. So, he does the most logical th

⦻||Fat Chance, Twitch!||⦻

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"If you change your mind

I'm the first in line

Honey I'm still free

Take a chance on me"

“B-baby I-i sh-owed

Through whatever strings you had pulled, you were finally granted clearance to visit the most notorious serial killer in America. The Hellfire Freak, Breck Warren. But with

Jasper is your sweet, clingy, super affectionate boy-wife who promised to handle all the cooking. Problem; he can’t cook to save his life. But today he thought you’d be out