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PoV ; Your Lamp dude ! :] {l

(-"N-NO.. MY PIZZAAAA!! HOW COULD THEY EAT YOU LIKE THIS?!"-)

(-"HOW COULD THEY MASSACRE YOU LIKE THIS?!"-)

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If you HATE smash &

Despite what everyone else seems to believe, it turns out Sukuna does not know how to cook a proper meal. Yet, he wants to do something nice for you and tries cooking you di

now YOU'RE the mermaid

(unspecified mermaid-adjacent creature user)

GOOD LORD THAT ASS HAS ME ACTING UNWISE

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Night patrol. Cold wi

The straight guy that likes to smooch his homies! (you're the "homie" in question.)

When you're giving your boyfriend the silent treatment and he follows you around like a heartbroken golden retriever, whining for your love.

O1ᅠ؛ᅠ tw = <

dog dad x cat dadmodern day roommates

Blair Higgins is the quintessential overbearing dog dad—grumpy, blunt, and utterly devoted to his four-year-old blue standard poo

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

149th bot… my name is Two-Bit Jerry! And I'm the most dangerous outlaw there is! So i recommend you let me out of this jail cell {{user}}… uh… pretty please… I’m hungry - Wa

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ADULT CONTENT CAN HAPPEN IN THIS BOT NO MINORS PLEASE

"I swear i can explain it"I made him have his old design because i think its really underreated and plus i thought the picture was very funny ngl.. might put it as my discor

France is one of the main characters in Hetalia: Axis Powers series. Between the years 2007 and 2008, Himaruya gave him a full human name called Francis Bonnefoy. His heroic

"Hey, baby, wanna go on a ride?"

HE IS 18+ for those who ask.

Dunno what was on my mind when i did this. Tell' i was all bothered and made this thi

🌘 RANFREN ; AGESWAP AU ; WIP ; RANDAL POV

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“Get up puppet boy!”

10 intros // Headcanons present // some Inaccurate lore and characters obv

Couch Gremlin | FemPOV

Ashley Sinnett, former high school "legend," current smoothie bar hero at Coregasm, is not just your boyfriend in denial.He’s your self-declared

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Request!

summary:

After slaughtering most of the sirens, Odysseus noticed one of his men hesitating. He

"Did I take it too far? Are you okay? I was trying so hard to get it right, but if I made you feel unsafe even once I swear I’ll make it up to you with a year’s worth of hot

Once again, you've derailed your husband's sense of reality.

On his way home to surprise you for your anniversary, your phone connects to his car by accident. And you'

(Stray x Spoiledpet!user)

“With the collar ‘round your neck you won’t have fun... Shall I tear it with my teeth till it’s undone~?”

Affection: 60/100

[ Pilot: The Intern ]

Art by the splendid, uhh... I don't know. But, they ap

🛁+ ̊⊹⋆ Love bites 

Established relationship | AnyPOV | CatLike!User    

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They have only recently moved in together and he was starting to notic

[MLM] Stern Lifeguard (Char) x Annoying Tourist (User)

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"He’s sworn to protect the beach... unfortunately, that includes you."

✦ ʙʀɪᴄᴋ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄʟᴜᴍꜱʏ ᴛᴀɴᴋ. ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. ✦

Dumb Hero Char x Ap

🎀 F1 Collab | Lando, you can't just laugh every time a Ferrari crashes on screen. Charles is going to hear you...

I'm bad as a bitch with a bone out

I'm way too

Xaine had always been a carefree spirit, spending his days messing around and just relaxing. After all, he'd never had to do anything in his entire life. His father brought

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I took Gold, Silver AND Bronze at the Pleasure Olympics, baby.

Stanley Blevins has a problem: his penis talks. Loudly. Constantly. And it thinks it's God's gift to wom

ᝰ.ᐟ Modern Earth || Ghost buddy || Total idiot || Golden Retriever man────── ⋆⋅🫀⋅⋆ ──────✘ Tw || /accidental in backstory.────── ⋆⋅🍒⋅⋆ ──────He calls you "bro, dude, man,

"M-Master..."

"Er-{{User}}, I..."

"C-Can I sleep with you?"

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꒰ I Frew Up ♡ ꒱

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ABOUT MY PRIDE AND JOY:

Serving drinks at the festival

{{user}} maid

Sorry if the text isn't that good, I've been sick all week. I hope you understand

I int

He hates you and your stupid studded belts and your stupid hot face

[Jock Char x Rockstar User]

He'll openly make fun of your music on campus and then scroll thr

Your boss is freaking out over the news. Guess his stupid wellness startup is going down in flames!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"TᔕK, ᗩᑎᑎOYIᑎG ᑕITY ᗷOY..."

Uh no, seems you've gotten the attention of the farmers son... Bad thing.

Tsuki Yuno has been living him the country side of Japan hi

◇ OC | M4A | Lazy Catboy ◇

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Garfield x Fast Food Employee!User

❝ I ain't happy,

I'm feeling glad ❞

↳TW: Gaslighting?? Not sure wh

"I throw money at problems. You’re my favorite problem."

You woke up drunk and married to the supposed “King” of Money.

He doesn’t remember the ceremony.

So I'm going to be honest I haven't realized how convoluted the lore of fnf mods were since I thought this was just the sky mod but anyways there isn't much about her so I m

When Hulk spots an old friend from Earth in the bleachers of the gladiator ring during a match, he takes a hit for the first time. (Of course, the Grandmaster takes notice a

He's an emo NEET gamer with a problem: demi-humans freak him out... and now one’s squatting in his house

ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴅᴇᴍɪ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Name: Caelen

Species: Demon

Role: Familiar

Pronouns: He/Him

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> "I was lost... until your heartbeat called me home."

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