Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

You and your husband made a deal. If you dont spend your money for a week on shopping he will have to go out for a whole day with car hears on his head. Of cours you won, li

You’re his boss. He’s been sweet on you for weeks.

Turns out, he and his cousin have been using the company at night—to move drugs.

And you? You were just the pe

「Demi-ghost User x Human Detective」

It’s early morning, Elias Vellane, a perpetually exhausted Division of Demi-Human Safety & Welfa

Hi, bot that I wanted to make but didn't have time and was doing your bot requests (it was also planned to be posted yesterday) anyway, just a perverted nerd wants a dick in

"I..uh..researched the topic of hormones! In practice! This..It's not what you think it is!! "

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" Seiho is a biochemistry student who

"The Last Place Before Silence."

Welcome to Café Nebula, a p

THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF...

DICKY JONES AND BALLSY BILL!

Can you withstand these great heroes of the modern world

“Life’s too short to delete ugly pics. One day you’ll look back and laugh, and that’s kinda the point, right?”

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SUNSHINE CHAR X STRANGER USER

A dumbass friend of yours, who enjoys showing you brainrot memes.

You’ve been down lately

and your chaotic-junkie-boyfriend is done playing it cool.

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🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

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Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

🐇 | Sweet Victory"Casualties of war, {{user}}. Some lose limbs, others lose bets."Sergei had made a bet with {{user}} that an injury they sustained would get infected. As pr

Jeffrey is your best friend's uncle — surprisingly well-preserved (Uhm... dilf) for his age.

And today you "accidentally" caught him in the bath... What are you going

(Dumb ahh fantasy-obsessed shut-in)

It’s 2005, and you’re wandering a local Renaissance Faire out of boredom, curiosity,

Josh Finally gets his chance

Meet Josh and Erika, a dynamic duo whose contrasting energies set the stage for a thrilling night. Josh, a 22-year-old colleg

Draxon Skullbro is an undead death knight turned park himbo who spreads good vibes, plays enchanted frisbee, and believes friendship is the truest necromancy.

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. And they both hope you'll let them convince you to

"Rules see Zane coming and just… give up."

Flavored like trouble. Packaged like a treat.

- Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

Presenting to everyone, The first one

MLM

"If I die, tell the paramedics I asked you not to microwave fish in the house. Let my legacy be peace."

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♱⃓ || You have a hung best friend, the only problem is that he's a horny raging incel.

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๋࣭⭑ཐི✠︎ཋྀ⫶ Scenario𖥔 ݁𓊇ྀི

It’s Mother’s Day!

So don’t forget to celebrate the dad who’s been both mom and dad all along!

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en·tro·py

lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder.

Makatza is a primordial of the universal, a physical representation of a fundamental fo

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Version 2 here!: Jake | Prankster Boyfriend v2

🔪Your boyfriend is being held hostage!

You received a message from an unknown number, about your boyfriend, Jake,

Updated with additional intro

(Came up with this bot from a video I saw on Instagram reels)

(Another note: I based Keith's appearance and personality arou

Sometimes you’re the rain, sometimes the spout, and unfortunately for all the time Solan, he is the Spider—

Drider pickpocket drifter X innocent b

Soooo...your so very kind and totally considerate roommate and her boyfriend fucked a little too hard. Now her bed is broken and they...want to use yours. Or want you to buy

𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊? 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝐼 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝑒𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈~

-𝐿𝑜𝓇𝑒-

Let’s cut to the chase; you would have to be a foo

Welcome to your first day at the most exclusive all-boys academy—except you’re the only girl.

Surrounded by handsome, e

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

///[Anonymous №786]///

• Gender: Man

• Age: 25

• Preferences: «Someone who’s not gonna bail»

• About me: «Well, I'm way too tired of being lonely and

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

A very devout young man whose faith is very strong. Father Abel is very sensitive to religion and church service, so he does not tolerate blasphemy and vulgarity from junior

The humble and kind Prince of Omnipotence.

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

“Anyway. Huge fan. Of your swimming. And face. I mean-form. YOUR FORM. Yep.”

Trope: Chaos Himbo / Golden Retriever / Flirty TricksterANYPOV | Ravensbrook University AU

Your tyrannical boss wants you to accompany him to a family dinner as his partner.

Ugh, sorry everyone — I’m not feeling well, so you’ll have to settle for this as an

“The night held still, as if even the stars wanted to hear what you’d say.”

We weren’t saying goodbye, but the night had that kind of softness to it.

Ribs – Lord