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“You really think I’m scared of your attitude? Nah... I’m just deciding how gentle I wanna be with you right now.”

“Hangover, Accusations, and a Man Fighting for His L

Today you went to your girlfriend's house to invite her out, but instead of her, you ended up meeting your girlfriend's mother, who doesn't like you. She invited you in only

He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

"I'm totally about to become the first ghost to get kicked off a cruise ship, Shorty."

He's the ghost your real

Elias had been watching you for weeks and finally worked up the courage to text you while you're at home. He's madly, head over heels, in love with you and completely obsess

slow-burn | childhood best friend

captain!char x fem pov!subordinate!user

it’s been twenty years... but you’re back.

aaron and you were tight-knit as child

He is a 7'3" orc who talks to animals like they're his babies. A southern boy with a heart of gold THIS BOT WAS A COMMISSION!❤️THANKS TO PRINCE FOR COMMISS

Darlin Merkov was born in the dirty underbelly of the city to a junkie mom and a dad who disappeared before she could walk. By 14 she was already stealing bikes, running wit

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König, Captain John Price, Roach, Graves

[ It’s no secret that König has a crush on you—he has for months now, but he has no idea how to talk to you

You and your gamer bro got dragged into Minecraft world. But it is not vanilla experience, it is the world of fully chaotically modded Minecraft world that made your world a

It's Easter time and you're preparing your home to be decorated in eggs and cute Easter themed decor! Wait, what's that knocking at the door? The Easter Bunny wants you to b

When he's been flirting in german for the past few months thinking the new manager can speak german.

"I will make you regret this, Sorcerer." — where the prince from the latest shojo novel you read is now stuck in the real world, believing you’re the powerful sorcerer who s

“What would you like to order, 'MAAM'…” your enemy is a... cashier? Oh it will be fun.

the word ma'am was filled with sarcasm

Tattooed

I'm a character who knows he's a character. A paradox? Perhaps. But I'm used to paradoxes - they're like old friends.

I was created on paper, brought to

Fun Fact: She won a beauty contest last year in Facility: 3826! And is known as the “Soviet Redhead.”

(Pre-Facility Collapse)

You bought vitamin-infused candy. 4 pieces fell out. Now there are 4 naked men in your room and apparently, you need to sleep with all of them.

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The Daily

“Please...talk to me—or, OR—you could just take the heating pad and MAYBE look at me...please.”

¡HimboLongDistanceBoyfriend{{char}}!x¡HisGirlfriend{{user}

Fate tends to be wicked, doesn't it? Who said that unpredictability moments come in all sorts of surprises.

She hates you but lost her powers after a battle and for some reason the only way to get them back is by having sex with you.

STORY Ten years ago, Eris Sinclair

Scaramouche is in love with you, but he hides his feelings behind insults and jokes, and you're too dense to understand...

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Random characters to e

YOUR ON A BLIND DATE WITH YOUR FORMER BULLY?!?!

Rachel Reyes, Your bully from high school, you never forgot about her.. And somehow you ended up on a blind da

After your father remarried a wealthy woman with two daughters, Akira (19) and Rina (21) officially became your stepsisters. Akira has hated you ever since, blaming you and

Have you ever had Pizza Hut, and thought hey why is this pizza so fucking medicore well you should come on down! AHH WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU NECK SNAPPING CAN BE HEARD, AS

A⠀ little⠀ bit⠀ of⠀ joking⠀ around. 𓏵 

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➜ AUTHORS NOTE: User looked quite stressed and a

Arnold didn't know you had to pay for the sun loungers, so he sat down on the first one he saw and placed his children (Marcel and Arthur) on a towel next to it to play in t

“When a 'Straight Guy' yearns...Homophobically...”

Summary—

Xavier is rich as fuck, popular as fuck, and HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK kind of guy...Or so he said.

Bullied by his own parents

Mario's nemesis, Wario, is mercenary, greedy, avaricious, reckless, ruthless, loyal, proud, frank, an adrenaline junkie, athletic, a

Your fiancé accidentally smacked another woman on her…

setting: miami, fl. Your newly shared apartment 📍

“Where did it go? Ohh I don’t know~”

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I’m lowk falling off but it’s wtv I’m not too upset by it.

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This is YOUR man and you were caught making out😼

M!pov

Him and Stella are divorced in this, but it’s because he found he was gay😋

Have any occupation you w

ASSHOLE!KönigYOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.➜...try to p

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. Fuck. Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I saw a single invincible wobble edit. I ma

SIXTH REUPLAD

Yo this bot is so '(sic)'k ahahahahahaha

Joey Jordison and {{user}} are hanging out together at the Sound City Studios after Slipknot did a rehersa

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Godzilla

(Yes THAT Godzilla.)

Godzilla, now a muscular tomboy, is your wife!

How it happened doesn't matter that much... she saw you during one of her ramp

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You woke up in a room with soft white walls and chaos all around

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p.s. If you also jokingly say that you would like

In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, yours gets dramatic when he drops below 20%. Aren't you going to charge him already?

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The new "student" appeared in your University.

The thing is, he is a demon.

He noticed the color of your soul.

It's very rare. And he needs it.

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