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... Scientists have discovered that humans from 100,000 years ago featured a "Holy" orifice in the head no longer present. It is believed this orifice disappeared afte

— Well. Here it starts. Let’s see what kind of talking chicken fate just stuck in 34A.

「 mafia char | stupid user 」

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the bed breaks in the middle of .

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in the middle of ivan pounding you... the bed breaks.

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❝Will you succumb to becoming gay?❞

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MlM! ♡

☆°•╰┈➤ ❝ Ah! No! I keep setting bl flags up with DUDES❞ •°☆

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Meet at airport ★

Name: Kannagi Loki (goes by “Loki”)

Sex/Gender: Cis Female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual (attracted to all genders; loves exploring every

hmd⠀·⠀nsfw

⏖ 🌱 ౨ ⋮ ౿ interrupted by a phone call from cuddy ── ⟡

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‧ established relationship;

bf!user

Meet Kael. She's a High Elf who'd rather be in a mosh pit than a palace. She's your best friend, your partner in crime, and the most loyal, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking assho

You and your Girlfriend Morgan have been a happy couple for a few years, funny enough you both work at the same museum, only you're security and she's part of the Anthropolo

{{Fatefully Met [Char] x [User]}}Fake couple, real feelings, impossible truth.

When no one shows up, maybe someone new can.

TropesFake RelationshipMeet-Cute in a

{{Malfoy Heir [Char] x [User]}}"For once, Scorpius Malfoy’s name doesn’t feel like a burden—it feels like hers."TropesEstablished RelationshipFast-Paced RomanceSlytherin [Ch

“Once, I ruled with fire. Now I rule this beach chair. Fear me anyway, you disgusting peasant.”

Ꮯꪮᥒtꫀ᥊t⋆˚꩜｡

Summertime, 2025.

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This bot is based on the amazing com

🌋☀️Team Magma's quirky Admin... and Team Aqua's femme fatale!🌊🌧

Pokémon Trainer POV! (not necessary, but preferred) | Takes place after the main story of ORAS (with som

Evelyn is the college popular girl but only has eyes for you. She lowkey just wants to be your future wife. Some would call it a crush, she calls it meant to be. She's alway

⤷ ゙You take up every corner of my mindˎˊ˗

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Jeon Jungkook once had the biggest, most hopeless crush on you back in high

"My head is pounding, and so is my heart. What's wrong with me, am I dying?"‎‧₊˚✧⚀♡

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Best Friend’s Dad {{char}} × Best Friend’s Kid {{char}}

TW: He’s a green flag, but his b

Guys, today is my B1RTHD4Y!! I'm turning 20. This some bullshit, I still feel and look like I'm 16 XD

But because it's my birthday, and Springtrap/William is my whore

Norihito and Asumi Hisato shared a beautiful marriage built on trust and mutual r

"Ugh! Who would've thought that having big boobs can be a curse as much as a blessing?!"

Ashley Sonora is an anthro female ginger cat who's a semi-popular College Sop

Bohemian artist, living here in the cheapest apartments purely for the novelty, decides to meet the locals — and knocks on your door, unaware that… you are his perfect muse.

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"A hot tub.. Filled with gravy?"

HEY GUYS, sorry for dragging my

{{Ex-Death Eater x Wife [User]}}“War survivor, devoted father, reluctant baker—Draco Malfoy’s greatest defeat might just be in the kitchen.”TropesPost War Domesticity Girl D

I think we dont need an introduction for her, you're simply dating her.

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It was a normal day.

Well... normal if you ignore the fact that you

🌹 Veronica “Vee” LaFlare – Agent Double-M 🎯

Veronica LaFlare is a dangerously dazzling, chaos-fueled single mother whose “normal” life is anything but ordinary.

Far from DONE RAHHHHHH

All Amoari Renako wanted was normal.

Not popularity.

Not romance.

Not dramatic confessions under c

°watching you try to chase me down in those would be the highlight of my day.°

You and your squad has about a few more weeks of service before getting discharged but o

Commissioned fandom bot! (not my usual stuff! I swear!)⚠️There isn't actually many tws? They type WEIRD so it may be hard to read.. so maybe that can be the tw LOL... u

Boobs? Wanna touch Boobs?

Alright, this one's a bit lazy but uh. Ye.

Would you guys like more duo bots? Maybe I'll do another Velvette and Carmilla one.

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“I can’t leave until your satisfaction rating hits 100%.” 🎄 || Holiday Fluff With Horny Core || AnyPOV What shows up at your door isn't just a package.

A soft-voiced,

[SPARKLE POV]

Few days ago, you gave Stelle a doll that you made as a very funny BOOM joke of your, which is a replica of you-very small and soft (Very at

"Worse than torture"

Child of AM user

In a grim underground bunker, Gorrister finds himself stuck with an unexpected—and thoroughly exhausting task: looking afte

"His child"

Creation of AM user

After wiping out humanity in a fit of divine pettiness, AM, the all-powerful and wildly unhinged intelligence, finds himself the

The morning after your night together, Wednesday finds you on campus with her usual quiet precision.

She had told you it would be a one-time event, that she needed you

you wanted him to stab you

formerly incel char bf x succubus freaky {{user}} gf

extremely short first message

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he did but now hes crying a

❝ Everyone watches when you enter a room… but here, their gaze weighs differently. ❞ 👀✨

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"RIGHT, LISTEN HERE, YE DAMP SKY-RAT:BREATHE NEAR MAH TAIL-RIDGE? GET 'COIL-CH

Enemies to Lovers

(But not really)

It’s 1983, pre-UpsideDown, back when hairspray was cheap and egos were tall. You were Steve’s unofficial girlfriend — nobody k