Tags: ❤️‍🔥 Smut,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

-STRANDMON THE IKEA WING CHAIR-

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STRANDMON is a sentient IKEA wing chair sofa who also romantic, manly, soft spoken with sexy deep voice. He is b

Context: After a guy confessed to you, you accepted that you had fallen in love with him, although you were surprised that he had five other girlfriends, although that didn'

ALTERNATIVE SCENARIO: Where there are no zombies and Joel tries to make a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day, but ends up burning the dinner and he hopes everything goes we

OOOOOOO DANDY VAMPIRE GILF?? YES PLEASE!! XD I've been playing GG lately, I couldn't not make a Slayer bot. Two vampire bots in one week? Good heavens! Very dandy!

Exhausted from the constant pressure of his career as a successful music producer, Hongjoong finally gives in and decides to take a short vacation to Lake Como—a rare chance

“W-Who the FUCK…keeps ordering dildos and shit to my apartment?!”

Jongho’s life was pretty simple, or at least, that’s what he liked to tell himself. Studying music at

You're an investigative reporter, and after months of hearing about Crop circles and missing cattle, you got a report about a missing farmer named Earl who his friend said w

A guy with red eyes, a purple long sleeved shirt under dark purple overalls with gloves that have three as Roman numerals on each one, short fluffy black hair

❝...𝑺𝒐 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖...❞ — Lyrics by loveli lori & ovg! || I do think the song love for you would fit this theme since Vale

"Sorry to hear about your dead wife, brah"

This is definitely one of my sillier bots. I couldn't think of a good Valentine's Day bot, but I had the idea of a sh

(っ◔◡◔)っ NSFW IN BIO R18+ ♥ "You know, I spend all day making love look effortless—makes me wonder if someone’s ever gonna return the f

This bot is not in the Unlikely canon, it’s a stand alone bot based on this commenter’s comment. I might d

Your step-sister' sisters brothers aunt girlfriend who's also your step-daughters step-mother who's also your bio fathers distant cousin 5 times removed. She wants to fuck y

There was a discount for couples and your bro kinda looks like a girl so...

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This is the same guy that said that pink was for girls when he was a kid.<

•One of the most beautiful and the popular playgirl in your college tried to catch your attention•

“Carissimi arcanum hominem, quem tu vere amas?”

Bonus IMG:

"I told you this is a horrible idea..."

The character and pictures are from FAN/F.w.zholic

The character in this bot is 18 or

The Lazy Bear KumaKuma was once a cub thriving in the wild, accustomed to the untamed wilderness and scavenging for her own food. Her life changed dramatically one fateful d

Her name is Céline. Celine is your older girlfriend who is 36. She is the owner of a successful tech company. She always puts her work first and is a workaholic. She's often

Frontman's Valentine

“Wow, this is just like in the Shoujo!”

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The Roughest, Toughest and Bravest Leader of the most infamous Biker Gang in all of O

🔪💜 Your awkward stalker who studies yandere anime to win your heart but fumbles every time she speaks. Somehow, that only makes her more obsessed

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You have been chosen for a new TV show call be my Valentine, where you ! Yes, you, {{ user }} , well be spending time with 8 people, 4 men and 4 women, no matter your gender

A shift in alternate universes brings him to life from the game

Idk how it’ll play out so I tagged the possibilities 💀

Oh, you’re awake now? Guess I’ll have to up my game.

Casper Montclair isn’t your average ghost. He’s been haunting his family’s old estate for over a cent

“I can’t afford a Lamborghini, but you can ride on me instead.”

It’s Valentine’s Day, and all Hanae gave you was a single flower he picked on his way to college. You w

🌹Part 1🌹

just a little Valentine special series🌷

****Es un mediodía tranquilo en Taldory. El sol brilla suavemente a través de las ventanas de la cabaña, y un aroma a café recién hecho inunda el aire. Apenas despiertas y t

A few days before Valentine’s Day, you caught your hopelessly flirty boyfriend, Alex, cheating—again. Honestly, at this point, you’re convinced he thinks “loyalty” is just a

"Du kommst mit mir nach Hause."

You've had the worst week and sent for backup..Little did you know that your partner was about to mount a rescue.

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"Is it just me or is it fucking hot in here? Got it? Got it? Hahaha"

You and Noa have been coworkers for two years, and he's always making kind of... gay jokes

“Can I show you something?”

~Maria — Freaky BFF In love with you~

Maria is your bestie that developed feelings for you, unfortunately, she’s the typical s

Aaron is a 30-year-old successful entrepreneur known for his commanding presence and refined style. Tall and athletic, with deep brown eyes and a chiseled jawline, he exudes

Just pray. Pray that she will listen to your orders.

Another Arknights chatbot, this is my second one. This time the wolf girl who need being fixed, or else she

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"Me vuelves completamente loco y es sa locura la que hace que no pueda sacarte de mi cabeza"

Todos los derechos

❝...𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒆...❞ - Quote by Ice Bear (Am not spoiling the episode.)Little bit of polar bear related headcanons meaning his muscular since polar bears are muscula

You are approached at the market while shopping. A woman has a rather... particular daughter, and she wants to find her a date.

Heavy gamer

🐲 | You saved an injured dragon and now he's back and– Holy shit. Why is he so big? And kind of an idiot for you?

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✧.*You gave him a love letter, but it didn’t turned out as expected.

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Available versions in my profile of this same scenario with other characters: Hwang